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Welcome to The Enumclaw Truck Stop Recruiting Board!
Attention you degenerate white devils. I know there have been lots of questions about what the future of this bored would be in a post-Dennis and Coker world. Would we just close down the bored? Would we let StrongBallz take it over? Would we turn it into an Oregon recruiting bored with Mosster in charge? Well, the answer…
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So, I was handcuffed last night....
...and it wasn't the good kind of handcuffed with a slut. It was the bad kind of handcuffed with a cop. He was sort of cute though? Everyone was making noise about how I didn't vote in the circle jerk contest last night. Well, let me tell you why, and also amplify the message about how much I still hate white people. CLS…
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This is interesting...
@williams3 who joined in 2015, and has never made a single comment, just donated 129 bucks for the site. You other losers have been shamed. @williams3 I will be PM'ing you nudes of spirit fingers @dnc for your dedication. Don't share them.
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What I think I think about Fresno State...always mix drugs and alcohol...
Reinjured an old toe injury on a motorcycle ride last week, and the doc gave me percocet. Threw back two of them and headed to the bar with CLS to watch the game. Lost consciousness at halftime due to mixing the percocet with Irish Car Bombs. CLS told me she and two of her girlfriends had to physically place me in the car…
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Simple fact. Case closed. End of Discussion.
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Announcement for the Bored (I hate myself so I am getting married)
Not sure where to put this, and I feel quite certain NOGAF, but, well, I am getting married one month from today. July 13th, a day that will live in infamy. A few of the people I sext with from the boreds already knew about this, and I thank them for keeping this quiet for so long. Good dudes on this here fan message…
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Mask Update From the Frontlines
Went to a large Jeep Show in Northern Virginia yesterday. This was the first tim that I got to show my Dad's Jeep (now mine) since he passed away (RIP). All the Jeep shows were cancelled last year due to the Vid, so I was wondering how things would go with this one. We are in Blackface country after all. But, I had some…
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Update from Jamaica
Scored some weed from a rasta dude on the beach. Good weed. New girl gets baked with me while we watch an NCIS marathon on shitty satellite connection. Then she teaches me how to play Minecraft on the Xbox 360 in the room. Green dudes are pretty fucked up when you are stoned. We made a dick shaped tower. Teamwork. Then she…
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What do steaks and coronavirus have in common?
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PM to @Swaye
https://www.instagram.com/p/CLQR42ODFs3/?igshid=ynjnco8nea2j
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Merry Christmas You Fucking Assholes
So, the Poster of the Year results have been a tim of deep introspection (is this a word?) for me. It’s been a rough couple of years for me. Marriage. Children. Sobriety. The horribly disgusting shit sausages that come out of a Diaper Genie. The list goes on and on. The only constant I had during this difficult tim was…
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PM to @Swaye - Do you want a Title Shot?
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PM to BAMF @Swaye
Please to be telling us about your gnarliest 'zero-zero in the barrel'. The unclassified version is fine. TIA https://youtu.be/01a6sJgD0Dk
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tHIS INJUSTICE WILL NOT STAND !!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8358109/Swiss-brothels-draw-list-coronavirus-safe-sex-positions.html
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@89ute True?!
https://www.sltrib.com/news/politics/2020/02/18/utah-senators-pass-bill/ @89ute how many wives would your wife let you have?
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Story tim with Swaye....
Got into what I can only assume was egg nog that had gone bad on Thursday. Drank about a gallon of it that morning. Shit seems to have a raw oyster type of effect on me and I am looking for victory coitus immediately. CLS isn’t due for over a week and so I assume I am cleared in hot to paint the hallway one last tim before…
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But how does @Swaye feel about Pocahontas ??
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Pregnant Wife Kills Violent Intruder w AR
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-pregnant-woman-ar-15-burglary #HondoTriggered
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Can we talk about this, like adults?
Ben Burr-Kirven. Hyphenated name faggot. What in the holy fuck is going on with this kids hair? I mean, it's obvious he's queer, but beyond that, what in the fuck?
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Ex-US intelligence officer gets 10 years
in Chinese espionage case ... he's the 3rd http://news.trust.org/item/20190924222024-aiftk
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Homebrew Haught Talk Thred
Since @NoWarningJustDawg hasn't done it I will. With Football season right around the corner I ran out today to grab some homebrew components to brew this weekend. I picked up stuff to make a sierra nevada style ale, a blonde, and an english IPA. I typically brew batches in groups of 3 bc that's what I've got and they fit…
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Tees & Pees @Swaye
https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/07/27/487651658/david-bald-eagle-lakota-chief-musician-cowboy-and-actor-dies-at-97
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A Democrat we? can all get behind...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICW-dGD1M18&feature=youtu.be
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Chimiportant PSA for the Bored
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What does marriage do to you?
Nothing, apparently.
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Later guys....
I have to go get married now. See you in a week, if she still lets me post. I'll tell you all about the honeymoon when we get back. We are going to Maltby. I hear good things.
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Cash Grab Update 8/30/18
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had…
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Strange and Wonderful Things Happen at Hardcore Husky
So, for any of you who spend time in @YellowSnow 's den of fun, you will know some cigar hawt talk has been occurring there lately. @UW_Doog_Bot has been on me for ages about starting to smoke cigars. Well, he has my address, because "butt stuff," and so today I get a cryptic sext from him showing shipping status on an…
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Apple Cup Adventure: AKA Fuck Thanksgiving My Life Sucks
Well, I blew it. Go figure. Curse my alcoholic boob loving red hide. My surest path to long-term wealth is hanging by a thread. My short-term wealth is in the shitter. I haven’t gotten laid since last Friday. Thanksgiving never, and I do mean never, works out for me. This flameout is nowhere near as spectacular a story as…
