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I hope some of you fathered children with quality sluts, but I know the vast majority of you adopted asian kids like @RoadDawg55 with your power bottom lover. Fags. I probably rang in Fathers Day by becoming one. Victory. Child support on an Orkin salary will suck. Defeat. Enjoy your shitty ties and wing tips. I'll be on…
from the buddy I am going with tomorrow. The one whose wife is bringing a friend. He says she is hot with great tits, but a little more "wholesome" than I am used to. An elementary teacher. No kids. 15 years younger than me. Maybe wholesome is what I need? Will report in with pics if she isn't ugly as sin. Will try to fuck…
STAY!
So, my boss found out about a week ago where I am going on Saturday. He does some internet spelunking and determines there is an Orkin in Kingston, Jamaica. Asks me if I have time to stop by and see how they do things in a third world shithole with bugs big enough to rape a turkey buzzard. Says they are very excited to…
...are those that realize all of this is just bullshit and the sun will engulf the Earth anyway so who gives a fuck. Helps Trump imo.
I'm leaving. You people suck ass. But seriously, I am leaving. This Saturday. I am going to Jamaica. Some resort in Negril. Some old friends of mine from the squadron are paying because unlike me they didn't decide to drop out of life and be losers. So yeah, they make lots of money. Assholes. Anyway, what's a third world…
Get someone with photoshop skills, like @RaceBannon perhaps, to put BOOBS on your avatars OBK eye black. Nails.
Best Holiday of the Year by a mile and it isn't close! This has nothing to do with the holiday, but it is a chick shooting an ass gun so I felt I should include it.
My money (figuratively as I am poor as fuck) is on @RaceBannon
Who looks like they might pop soon? This post is directed at the few people on this bored who actually know shit, not the rest of you dildos.
...about shooting off some anal cucumber bombs. Anyone interested?
I'm literally shaking and about to vomit.
I'm going to need those pictures. Been waiting three days.
Get an avatar faggot. Also, hi J!
Fucking pouring here. Makes life good in the pest control world. Can't spray shit outside in this, so I get to do less than usual. Which is basically nothing. My rain dances are working perfectly.
Kendal Briles is accused of using access to white women at Baylor as a recruiting ploy: http://www.bet.com/news/sports/2017/03/23/former-baylor-football-player-arrested-for-gang-rape.html?google_editors_picks=true Paging @ArtBriles Within that lawsuit, former Bears assistant coach, Kendal Briles, is accused of selling the…
Last Saturday night was a night for revelry. There are some white idiots about 8 trailers down from me that I really hate. The white trash loser who lives there despises me because I fucked his live in hippie fuck bunny slut about two years ago while he was out mud bogging or some retarded white person shit. So she throws…
Well, I guess it's okay that you are here. I've reflected on this and did a little peyote trip to the spirit world where a horse told me I should be thankful you guys are coming here because it means we are playing our first significant game in 15 years. That said, get a fucking avatar you goddamn savages. I can't look at…
https://youtu.be/O9Xksz3i2mg
Turned the game off with 5 minutes to go in the 4th. Spirit fingers was right there to administer an immediate "Oh no we suck again" blow job. I'd like to thank her mouth for that because without it Winchester would have burned. Fuck you Boobs I don't have any pictures because I had hidden my phone in the 3rd for fear I…
I loved blowing up terrorists. Would have done it for free. No thanks required.
#4 in the country 8-0 ROSS! 70 points dropped on dat Oregon ass Clownstomped Tree #DeathRow Coach Pete media hatred always on display #myGaskin Cobra 2nd/3rd in Heisman race And now.... Jen "Big Dick" Cohen gets season opener with AUBURN! I feel like I am in bizarro world and it's 1991 or some shit. I had totally forgotten…
...I'm a part of the process. http://www.lifezette.com/polizette/shock-polls-trump-surges-lead-virginia-tied-colorado/ I actually got called on the 29th and participated in the new poll showing Trump leading in VA. I assume I was part of the much needed "trailer park" demographic @OZONE hates so much. Anyway, chalk one up…
If you guys? cover the spread, is victory coitus still in play? Axing for a fren
