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'most beautiful hookers in the world'
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/384067-comey-trump-says-putin-bragged-about-russia-having-the-most I don't know about any of you, but I'm so glad we are spending millions chinvestigating this hawt talk ....
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Query for @Swaye
Did you mile high club this one? http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/article209178274.html
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PM to @Swaye @dnc
Be careful out there ...... https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/top-plastic-surgeon-killed-lover-12355977
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Query for @Dardanus
true ?! http://www.bgdailynews.com/news/man-found-naked-in-helicopter
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Anyone who wants to get shit faced and party...
...come to Hotlanta. I'm going to this game.
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Climate Change Update
Woke up to three inches of snow on the ground in Northern Virginia in late March. Not sure global warming is really a thing. I have to go shovel snow now. FML.
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Record Breaking Real Estate Sales in West Bellevue
https://www.seattletimes.com/business/real-estate/26-75-million-medina-mansion-is-priciest-local-home-sale-ever-and-it-could-be-a-teardown/ https://www.bizjournals.com/seattle/news/2018/02/14/steel-gear-budongchan-bellevue-towers-sale-medina.html Seattle's latest real estate mystery is the identity of the buyer who paid a…
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A Homage to Shake Weights
Special thanks to @UWKatie for her contribution here. For @Doog_de_Jour YW
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J ?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5245839/Tourist-arrested-throwing-feces-Phuket-airport-staff.html Solid effort. Would read again.
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Amtrak derailment over I-5 in Nisqually
https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/train-derails-from-bridge-onto-interstate-5-near-olympia/ #thankstaft
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If TCU gets in over us....
...after that shitshow yesterday, I am killing everything. Scorched Earth. Purified with fire level shit. Not kidding.
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PM to Swaye
If things don't work out with you and CLS ... chicago.cbslocal.com/2017/11/22/teacher-arrested-accused-of-using-cocaine-at-ind-school/
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Best. GameShow. Evar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPu4aUY8uDE&has_verified=1 Wrong bored? Do. Not. Care. .
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the UDistrict's Newest Tenant
47th & 11th. Simple fact.
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In honor of playing ASU this week
The REAL thread to honor ASU. You fucking rookies. Christ.
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PM to Swaye - Happy Halloween Edition
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What if....no seriously, what if...
The Beav hires Babushka... And he brings Malloe with him to be his DC? I actually think Peterman puppet mastered all this shit because he is playing chess like 8 moves ahead of most motherfuckers. That's why he punked him 52-7 on Senior Day at Reser, to set this entire grand plan in motion. I saw this before everyone else…
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Vacation like Swaye
mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/island-resort-offers-guests-copious
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Proof of Racist Drug Laws
@Sledog From a Nixon White House Aide: cnn.com/2016/03/23/politics/john-ehrlichman-richard-nixon-drug-war-blacks-hippie/index.html "The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people," former Nixon domestic policy chief John Ehrlichman said. "You understand…
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J?
fbi-seizes-over-3000-penises-during-raid-at-morgue-employees-home/
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I laffed
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Here's what I think I think about the Boofaloes
So, @AZDuck's kid must have given me the crud. I feel sort of like I'm dying. Might be AIDS. Who knows. Fell asleep on the couch in the first quarter due to ODing on percocet and Nyquil. Woke up at 4:30 AM with a strange boner and a snotted up head. Watched the game on DVR. OL gets a gold star. Busting open seams and holes…
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Ask the Orkin Man - the Montana Edition
You've got questions and @swaye will have the answers Saturday morning (assuming he's not blacked out or in the pokey). So fire away. But please keep in mind that he hates white people. And as always, please keep your questions to manifesto length. Thank you.
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Breaking down game night...
Fondue is better than expected. Almost life changing really. Here is a photo of @dnc and me on our next date. The people at the party were lame. Every single person was white and came from money. I showed up in jeans with some holes and a Motorhead t-shirt. To her credit CLS didn't say shit when I sat in the corner…
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Weather Situation in Houston
I see a huge outpouring of Ts and Ps on Facebook, but nobody is really doing much of anything to help. Basically, nobody gives a REAL fuck. So let's just look at Yanet's tits and ass and contemplate the weather.