What does marriage do to you?

Swaye

Nothing, apparently.

PurpleBaze

Nothing changed with you?

Pitchfork51

Your denial is tragic

Swaye

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

Pitchfork51

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

What is the time frame before she stops even being referred to as CLS

Swaye

Pitchfork51 said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

What is the time frame before she stops even being referred to as CLS

Welp, kid is due in January. That should pretty well put the final nail in the coffin.

Pitchfork51

Tyfys

LoneStarDawg

Once that baby does it’s worst CLS will be Hips Like Elephant

https://youtu.be/2aVxNH6iN9I

UW_Doog_Bot

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

This is what you get for marrying money instead of Fast Strategy.

FireCohen

I am little surprised that swaye is giving monogamy an honest college try.

YellowSnow

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

There won't be to much in the way of humps from now until next spring. That's just how these things go. But the red man genes will live on and that's the important thing.

Pitchfork51

YellowSnow said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

There won't be to much in the way of humps from now until next spring. That's just how these things go. But the red man genes will live on and that's the important thing.

lol nice

Swaye

YellowSnow said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

There won't be to much in the way of humps from now until next spring. That's just how these things go. But the red man genes will live on and that's the important thing.

huskyhooligan

Whats the over / under on when papers are served?

Swaye

huskyhooligan said:

Whats the over / under on when papers are served?

5 months.

Pitchfork51

Swaye said:

huskyhooligan said:

Whats the over / under on when papers are served?

5 months.

I hate to say it but in this day and age a dude marrying up tends to last awhile. My brother just finally got tossed after 19 years

dirtysouwfdawg

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

It’s ok man, I’m sure after the child things will be back to how they were before marriage.
























🤣 poor bastard.

Joey

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

Welcome to the club of suckers

animate

PurpleBaze

joeEDangerously said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

Welcome to the club of suckers

You can always enter the portal. It can be expensive, but nothing is stopping you.
I speak from experience.

FireCohen

PurpleBaze said:

joeEDangerously said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

Welcome to the club of suckers

You can always enter the portal. It can be expensive, but nothing is stopping you.
I speak from experience.

Kids?? How they take that. I wish my biological father would have entered the portal. Took a prison break to get that fucker out of my life.

Swaye

FirePete said:

PurpleBaze said:

joeEDangerously said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

Welcome to the club of suckers

You can always enter the portal. It can be expensive, but nothing is stopping you.
I speak from experience.

Kids?? How they take that. I wish my biological father would have entered the portal. Took a prison break to get that fucker out of my life.

This explains a lot.

FireCohen

Swaye said:

FirePete said:

PurpleBaze said:

joeEDangerously said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

Welcome to the club of suckers

You can always enter the portal. It can be expensive, but nothing is stopping you.
I speak from experience.

Kids?? How they take that. I wish my biological father would have entered the portal. Took a prison break to get that fucker out of my life.

This explains a lot.

Happy fatherhood Swaye. Just don’t become a POS that even your children can’t stand you

Swaye

FirePete said:

Swaye said:

FirePete said:

PurpleBaze said:

joeEDangerously said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

Welcome to the club of suckers

You can always enter the portal. It can be expensive, but nothing is stopping you.
I speak from experience.

Kids?? How they take that. I wish my biological father would have entered the portal. Took a prison break to get that fucker out of my life.

This explains a lot.

Happy fatherhood Swaye. Just don’t become a POS that even your children can’t stand you

Too late I think.

FireCohen

Swaye said:

FirePete said:

Swaye said:

FirePete said:

PurpleBaze said:

joeEDangerously said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

Welcome to the club of suckers

You can always enter the portal. It can be expensive, but nothing is stopping you.
I speak from experience.

Kids?? How they take that. I wish my biological father would have entered the portal. Took a prison break to get that fucker out of my life.

This explains a lot.

Happy fatherhood Swaye. Just don’t become a POS that even your children can’t stand you

Too late I think.

I hope your children can stand you at this point

Swaye

FirePete said:

Swaye said:

FirePete said:

Swaye said:

FirePete said:

PurpleBaze said:

joeEDangerously said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

Welcome to the club of suckers

You can always enter the portal. It can be expensive, but nothing is stopping you.
I speak from experience.

Kids?? How they take that. I wish my biological father would have entered the portal. Took a prison break to get that fucker out of my life.

This explains a lot.

Happy fatherhood Swaye. Just don’t become a POS that even your children can’t stand you

Too late I think.

I hope your children can stand you at this point

Not even born, probably already realize I am a degenerate loser.

Houhusky

Swaye said:

FirePete said:

Swaye said:

FirePete said:

Swaye said:

FirePete said:

PurpleBaze said:

joeEDangerously said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

Welcome to the club of suckers

You can always enter the portal. It can be expensive, but nothing is stopping you.
I speak from experience.

Kids?? How they take that. I wish my biological father would have entered the portal. Took a prison break to get that fucker out of my life.

This explains a lot.

Happy fatherhood Swaye. Just don’t become a POS that even your children can’t stand you

Too late I think.

I hope your children can stand you at this point

Not even born, probably already realize I am a degenerate loser.

The baby does carry half of your wife’s genes so there is a chance your child will have a affinity for loser men and be ok with your degenerate loser ways as a father...... however this trait has a 100% chance of being expressed in her future choice of men she dates too, so there is a trade off.

dirtysouwfdawg

joeEDangerously said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

Welcome to the club of suckers

Speak for yourself.

I’m in club swallow.

HuskyJW

Just wait...

bj’s will be a distant memory and now be a restaurant name in your house

backthepack

Live look-in at Swaye

Pitchfork51

Nice one fudgepack