What does marriage do to you?

Swaye

Nothing, apparently.

PurpleBaze

Nothing changed with you?

Pitchfork51

Your denial is tragic

Swaye

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

Pitchfork51

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

What is the time frame before she stops even being referred to as CLS

Swaye

Pitchfork51 said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

What is the time frame before she stops even being referred to as CLS

Welp, kid is due in January. That should pretty well put the final nail in the coffin.

Pitchfork51

Tyfys

LoneStarDawg

Once that baby does it’s worst CLS will be Hips Like Elephant

https://youtu.be/2aVxNH6iN9I

UW_Doog_Bot

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

This is what you get for marrying money instead of Fast Strategy.

FireCohen

I am little surprised that swaye is giving monogamy an honest college try.

YellowSnow

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

There won't be to much in the way of humps from now until next spring. That's just how these things go. But the red man genes will live on and that's the important thing.