What does marriage do to you?

Swaye

FirePete said:

PurpleBaze said:

joeEDangerously said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

Welcome to the club of suckers

You can always enter the portal. It can be expensive, but nothing is stopping you.
I speak from experience.

Kids?? How they take that. I wish my biological father would have entered the portal. Took a prison break to get that fucker out of my life.

This explains a lot.

FireCohen

Swaye said:

FirePete said:

PurpleBaze said:

joeEDangerously said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

Welcome to the club of suckers

You can always enter the portal. It can be expensive, but nothing is stopping you.
I speak from experience.

Kids?? How they take that. I wish my biological father would have entered the portal. Took a prison break to get that fucker out of my life.

This explains a lot.

Happy fatherhood Swaye. Just don’t become a POS that even your children can’t stand you

Swaye

FirePete said:

Swaye said:

FirePete said:

PurpleBaze said:

joeEDangerously said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

Welcome to the club of suckers

You can always enter the portal. It can be expensive, but nothing is stopping you.
I speak from experience.

Kids?? How they take that. I wish my biological father would have entered the portal. Took a prison break to get that fucker out of my life.

This explains a lot.

Happy fatherhood Swaye. Just don’t become a POS that even your children can’t stand you

Too late I think.

FireCohen

Swaye said:

FirePete said:

Swaye said:

FirePete said:

PurpleBaze said:

joeEDangerously said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

Welcome to the club of suckers

You can always enter the portal. It can be expensive, but nothing is stopping you.
I speak from experience.

Kids?? How they take that. I wish my biological father would have entered the portal. Took a prison break to get that fucker out of my life.

This explains a lot.

Happy fatherhood Swaye. Just don’t become a POS that even your children can’t stand you

Too late I think.

I hope your children can stand you at this point

Swaye

FirePete said:

Swaye said:

FirePete said:

Swaye said:

FirePete said:

PurpleBaze said:

joeEDangerously said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

Welcome to the club of suckers

You can always enter the portal. It can be expensive, but nothing is stopping you.
I speak from experience.

Kids?? How they take that. I wish my biological father would have entered the portal. Took a prison break to get that fucker out of my life.

This explains a lot.

Happy fatherhood Swaye. Just don’t become a POS that even your children can’t stand you

Too late I think.

I hope your children can stand you at this point

Not even born, probably already realize I am a degenerate loser.

Houhusky

Swaye said:

FirePete said:

Swaye said:

FirePete said:

Swaye said:

FirePete said:

PurpleBaze said:

joeEDangerously said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

Welcome to the club of suckers

You can always enter the portal. It can be expensive, but nothing is stopping you.
I speak from experience.

Kids?? How they take that. I wish my biological father would have entered the portal. Took a prison break to get that fucker out of my life.

This explains a lot.

Happy fatherhood Swaye. Just don’t become a POS that even your children can’t stand you

Too late I think.

I hope your children can stand you at this point

Not even born, probably already realize I am a degenerate loser.

The baby does carry half of your wife’s genes so there is a chance your child will have a affinity for loser men and be ok with your degenerate loser ways as a father...... however this trait has a 100% chance of being expressed in her future choice of men she dates too, so there is a trade off.

dirtysouwfdawg

joeEDangerously said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

Welcome to the club of suckers

Speak for yourself.

I’m in club swallow.

HuskyJW

Just wait...

bj’s will be a distant memory and now be a restaurant name in your house

backthepack

Live look-in at Swaye

Pitchfork51

Nice one fudgepack

TurdBomber

FirePete said:

Swaye said:

FirePete said:

PurpleBaze said:

joeEDangerously said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

Welcome to the club of suckers

You can always enter the portal. It can be expensive, but nothing is stopping you.
I speak from experience.

Kids?? How they take that. I wish my biological father would have entered the portal. Took a prison break to get that fucker out of my life.

This explains a lot.

Happy fatherhood Swaye. Just don’t become a POS that even your children can’t stand you

If your kids like you when they're teens, you've done a shitty job. Been there, done that.

TurdBomber

Big, milky boobs (or joobs? Forgot to axe) on the way, too.

Fun to play with and alleviate boredom while little Swaye's in the papoose.

dirtysouwfdawg

TurdBomber said:

Big, milky boobs (or joobs? Forgot to axe) on the way, too.

Fun to play with and alleviate boredom while little Swaye's in the papoose.

Just don’t play too much unless you want some of muthas milk...

Then you’re just a sick fuck.

EwaDawg

dirtysouwfdawg said:

TurdBomber said:

Big, milky boobs (or joobs? Forgot to axe) on the way, too.

Fun to play with and alleviate boredom while little Swaye's in the papoose.

Just don’t play too much unless you want some of muthas milk...

Then you’re just a sick fuck.

Well, this is HcH.

backthepack

Pitchfork51 said:

Nice one fudgepack

TurdBomber

dirtysouwfdawg said:

TurdBomber said:

Big, milky boobs (or joobs? Forgot to axe) on the way, too.

Fun to play with and alleviate boredom while little Swaye's in the papoose.

Just don’t play too much unless you want some of muthas milk...

Then you’re just a sick fuck.

And???