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Follow Bucks advice and you too can lose 25% of your net worth.

No one cares.

All this panic over a little 10% drop? You pussies. I’ve teed off and been down 10% before I finished the front nine. Just bought more while eating a hot dog on the 10th tee box; thanks for the sale.

We’re up 2% over here the while everything else takes a shit. Hop in retards, let’s get rich.

And remember: no crying in the casino

I want to negotiate butt stuff with her.

Imagine being a huge baller and losing 25% of your net worth this week because all your money is in 401k’s and unvested RSU’s that you don’t even own.

Hope none of you Gen Z's are stuck with 0 hard assets or alternative forms of income beyond being a pretend investment guru. That would definitely suck ass.

The boy who doesn’t know accounting works and doesn’t know how the bond market works is a finance expert. What a time to be alive.