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"Denzel, women like, have ALWAYS liked a real man. Metro pussies like yourself turn them off. When she weighs 125lbs, and outweighs u Denzel, you're out of luck, even with your $200 fake- tear skinny jeans.

Jonah can dress in the finest thread, flowing dreadlocks, the occasional handlebar stash to go with his Filson wardrobe for the fucking hot mature woman..or shave stash and dress trendy for that young 20-30-something. Either way Jonah tasting cooz juice.

Just depends on my fashion mood.

On other hand, chicks will dance with you and your little frame, accept a free drink, but go home with Jonah. Dont forget Denzel, Jonah's smoking 20-something prefers a stash ride from a gorgeous, wealthy and distingued Jonah over a Prius ride from a cunt like you;

Aside from your geeky looks paying for drinks with a sock of change aint helping your cause. The magenta Prius is the 3rd strike."

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(Note to Jonah and Denzel: this is a template from an old classic inside joke at Hardcore Husky. It is not founded in reality.)

Which is annoying because short of a win the least a team can give you is a good game and hope. When you just fade in the first half it robs you of alot

all of those yards came in the 4th quarter when UW was down by 25

UW slept walked through 3/4 of the game which happened a lot with Pete. Auburn was similar

Did you our coordinators are the sons of 2 different Super Bowl winning coaches?