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I'm a giver.
I give until it hurts.
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Super Spectacular 10K Post
10,000 posts. I think this moment is supposed to be oddly fulfilling. If this site wasn’t such a pile of shit and infested with fags it might be. As it stands, hitting this milestone really puts things in perspective for me. I am a loser. I had originally planned on doing an ode to gif’s with my 10K (I like to call it 10K…
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@Swaye, true?!
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Fun for Any Occasion
https://www.therooster.com/blog/dmt-vape-pens-help-bring-worlds-strangest-drug-into-everyday-life
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New Watch Thread
Putting this here since horology is a mildly cultured thing, and the Tug is absolute Deep Anus AIDS. So, it had been several months since I did any watch trading or buying. Figured I was owed one and had my eye on NOMOS for a long time. Found a real bargain on one, which can be hard to do in the US (especially not gray…
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He Dead.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6777961/Billionaire-diamond-trader-65-dies-penis-enlargement-surgery.html
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Throbber, APAG .... True?!?!
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Update on Snow Storm
We have lost contact with our storm chasing reporter @YellowSnow but recent on scene reports from an illegally owned police scanner indicate he has chained himself to the Slurpee machine and has taken the Slim Jims hostage as the great blizzard of 2019 rages throughout King County. PTSD, arising from an event several years…
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Is it weird?
That I actually think we land Smalls? Top 3 player in the nation at any position. 5 years ago I would have given us a 10% chance. Under Sark 0% chance. I don't understand my life and what is going on when I wake up and think "Hey, why WOULDN'T we get Savvy?" It's like bizarro world. And I FUCKING love it.
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Something we* can all agree on ...
* except Hondo still gaggin on Hillary's cock
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Presented wiffout comment
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/court-orders-tiger-woods-to-take-137-paternity-tests/
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DM to Swaye
Why aren't you going to the Rose Bowl? Single Disposable EBT cash and lots of Frequent flyer miles from all of those Orkin exterminator conventions You have no excuse.
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PM to Swaye
I was having lunch with one of my dads at Chehalis Deli the other day and saw several Orkin dudes having lunch. It made me think of you. Most awkward boner of my life.
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People know me...
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Oh, Stormy ....
https://www.thedailybeast.com/stormy-daniels-michael-avenatti-filed-defamation-case-against-trump-against-my-wishes/
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PM to @Swaye - Who Owns Oklahomo ??
Axeing for a fren. https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2018/11/murphy-case-supreme-court-rules-muscogee-land/576238/
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What I learned this week....
I appreciate the people (you know who you are) who assumed when I didn't show up for a week I had died of an overdose. That's nice. I won't name names, because shit PM'ed to me stays with me, but one of our good friends here on the bored did actually get ticketed for weed possession last week. I hope it starts a long and…
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The UW Doog Pod Episode 6 Doogs in Hollywood
I once again record from Drumheller Fountain and the winds off of Mt. Rainier interfere with our improving audio quality, we laugh about BYU, we talk about recruiting as an omage to TSIO, those guys are fags.gif, I don't bother to clean things up in post, @TheRealUODuckGirl gets a shout out in a weird moment of @Swaye…
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What I think I think...Fighting Mormons Edition
Weddings are fucking terrible. Watching old people dance at wedding receptions is even worse. #prayforfall Wedding receptions with covert ops on the other hand can be much better. Open bar was nice. Even better was that the hotel had a kitchen, and I asked one of the Messican food servers if they had a TV, and they did! I…
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The UW Doog Pod Episode 5 Latter Day Doogs
If you listen closely you can here Swaye's spirit slowly draining away during the pod, we make threats against @iDawg if he never comes on the pod, the shout out arms race continues to escalate, ASU probably gets way too much of a breakdown but let's be honest, if you are listening to us you don't have anything better to…
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What I think I think....STD Edition
Watched the gayme at a buddies house who decided to throw a Pac-12 shitshow late night drink fest. Navy buddy who went to Arizona, so it was nice to have him wanting to watch ASU lose as well. He was happy because Arizona clubbed the shit out of that dumpster fire in Lake Oswego or wherever the Beavers are from. Other guys…
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PM to Redman
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Some perspective I didn't need.
I've been on this bored since mid-December 2012. So that is roughly 2100 days ago. I have 24,500 posts (roughly). That is an average of almost 12 posts a day every day for almost 6 years. You take out the two times I was in jail, and my rehab stint, plus vacations and fishing trips and all weekend Jeep events, faceplant…
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The UW Doog Pod Episode 3 Two Doogs and a Uoot
Swaye fends off hurricane Florence but eventually dies, we probably talk about North Dakota and Haener/Browning too much, and preview the Utah game as well as the PAC12 Souf'. The UW Doog Pod marches on! Episode 3: Two Doogs and a Uoot. Oh yeah, and our sound quality is still awful despite my best drunk efforts. Fuck off.…
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#neverforget
@racebannon's original thread ... https://fox5sandiego.com/2018/09/08/las-dine-and-dash-dater-faces-prison-after-sticking-dates-with-checks/
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The UW Doog Pod Episode 2 What's a Doog to do?
UW football's own rain man guest stars, @Swaye forgets to let Pookie out of the gimp suit in his rape chamber, we hash through Auburn, laugh about the rest of the shitty PAC12(weekly shout out to Feld!), discuss some statistics going forward, do a deep dive on on our matchup with North Dakota, and continue to have awful…
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What I did today...
Voted in 6 rap polls where I had never heard a song from either one of them.
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Vision Quest: The Trail of Beers
I’m back you surly bunch of queers. Hope I didn’t miss much while I was gone. So, decided a couple months ago to roll a whole bunch of bucket list items into one mega two-week vacation across America. There were four or five destinations and dates locked in, but everything else was just make it up as you go on the road.…
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Hey Faggots
I am doing a "Tour of America No Real Plan Just Go" vacation starting tomorrow before first light. I do have some items to hit on the agenda - two days of a Jeep Jamboree, Harley Davidson Museum, stay with a buddy in Idaho who has several full auto NFA guns and go on a massive shoot, maybe hit Vegas on the way home,…
