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...fat fucks and midgets who claim that all the miscreants here just want us to lose so they can be right, eat a fat fucking dick. This bored is 95% overjoyed because all any of us ever wanted was some smashmouth football, a little swagger, and going balls deep into some top 10 ass with a rocking stadium. Nothing more,…
Best UW football team I have seen since 2001. Most dominant performance I have seen since forever. We didn't just beat Tree, we made them not even want to be there. We physically imposed our will on the most physically imposing team in the conference, on BOTH sides of the ball. A win for the ages. I still think this team…
Wow, exciting night of football. I wouldn't know of course because I was at a bonfire party that made me think I was an extra on the set of Beyond Thunderdome. Six kegs, couple hundred people, barnyard animals all over, and a shitty metal cover band. All in the middle of nowhere Virginia. I didn't even have phone reception…
Make sure the game thread is good tonight. I will need to follow it tomorrow morning to see wtf happened. I am going to a bonfire drinking event at this idiots farm tonight. Maybe I will find a sheep of my very own. Drunken bonfires with barnyard animals > Seeing Dick Rod shoehorn a plunger in
I don't follow this closely enough so I am probably wrong, but it seems like Peterman really did a great job recruiting when we were unranked pieces of shit the last couple of years. Now he has all this national hype and a number 9 ranking (it's bullshit but whatever) and it seems like he is trending to lose more top in…
Not good. Brownsocks probably paralyzed by end of Stanford game. Magna Carta killed during second half of Utah game.
I doubt many people will like or care about this because you're all fags and this site is shit, but whatever. I am bored. Sitting in a parking lot in the Orkin van eating some Chik-fil-a and wasting time until I can start the weekend. @dnc and his Old Man music offering for the day got me to thinking about all the concerts…
Newest Road Warrior Sluts are up. @Allpurpleallgold will not be a fan. @phineas might be though.
1) OL improve, rapidly 2) OL recruited, immediately 3) Babushka on fire 4) Larry Scott fucked to death by rabid monkeys 5) @Dennis_DeYoung in a terror dome death match with @PostGameOrangeSlices with @PurpleJ reffing, and @TierbsHsotBoobs with the call. All are naked.
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@AZDuck shared pictures of his latest foray into Ecuador. Who knew the girls there don't shave the snatch region. Jesus. Reminded me of the jungle in Predator.
Please PM the details when the twitter shitshow launches. TIA. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
I have this one saved and will now insert it in any thread I feel needs tits. All praise Grundle. And Courtney for those huge tits.
...when the election is over and the Tug can go back to being about which hot teacher fucked her underage student and other cool shit. Politics is fucking exhausting, and stupid.
