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pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,449 Founders Club
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http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/384067-comey-trump-says-putin-bragged-about-russia-having-the-most




I don't know about any of you, but I'm so glad we are spending millions chinvestigating this hawt talk ....



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  • 2001400ex
    2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
    Swaye said:

    All I learned in this thread is that I need to book a trip to Moscow.

    Does a guy like you look like he needs to pay for hookers?
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  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,449 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    2001400ex said:

    Swaye said:

    All I learned in this thread is that I need to book a trip to Moscow.

    Does a guy like you look like he needs to pay for hookers?
    So here's the thing...I actually LIKE getting hookers. Independent of if I can pull ass in a given place or not. Why? Because there are some absolutely top shelf looking women (especially overseas), and they cost peanuts (relative to what they would be in the US). I have bought chicks that look like straight up Instagram models for like 200 bucks US for two hours. And guess what? It's legal, they are usually into it (unlike American hookers), and I didn't have to do anything other than sit in my hotel and wait for them show up. No chatting them up for two hours, wasting money on drinks, listening to their bullshit stories I care nothing about...nothing. Top shelf looking woman shows up, fucks me twice, showers me afterwards, and then leaves - all for a couple hundred bucks. Not experiencing hookers is a mistake, even if you can pull pretty nice ass without paying. Ultimate case of abundance.
    POTW
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  • 2001400ex
    2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
    Swaye said:

    2001400ex said:

    Swaye said:

    All I learned in this thread is that I need to book a trip to Moscow.

    Does a guy like you look like he needs to pay for hookers?
    So here's the thing...I actually LIKE getting hookers. Independent of if I can pull ass in a given place or not. Why? Because there are some absolutely top shelf looking women (especially overseas), and they cost peanuts (relative to what they would be in the US). I have bought chicks that look like straight up Instagram models for like 200 bucks US for two hours. And guess what? It's legal, they are usually into it (unlike American hookers), and I didn't have to do anything other than sit in my hotel and wait for them show up. No chatting them up for two hours, wasting money on drinks, listening to their bullshit stories I care nothing about...nothing. Top shelf looking woman shows up, fucks me twice, showers me afterwards, and then leaves - all for a couple hundred bucks. Not experiencing hookers is a mistake, even if you can pull pretty nice ass without paying. Ultimate case of abundance.
    That's the joke.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Swaye said:

    2001400ex said:

    Swaye said:

    All I learned in this thread is that I need to book a trip to Moscow.

    Does a guy like you look like he needs to pay for hookers?
    So here's the thing...I actually LIKE getting hookers. Independent of if I can pull ass in a given place or not. Why? Because there are some absolutely top shelf looking women (especially overseas), and they cost peanuts (relative to what they would be in the US). I have bought chicks that look like straight up Instagram models for like 200 bucks US for two hours. And guess what? It's legal, they are usually into it (unlike American hookers), and I didn't have to do anything other than sit in my hotel and wait for them show up. No chatting them up for two hours, wasting money on drinks, listening to their bullshit stories I care nothing about...nothing. Top shelf looking woman shows up, fucks me twice, showers me afterwards, and then leaves - all for a couple hundred bucks. Not experiencing hookers is a mistake, even if you can pull pretty nice ass without paying. Ultimate case of abundance.
    I like the picking up part more than the sloppy drunken sex.
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  • Fenderbender123
    Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,989
    Swaye said:

    All I learned in this thread is that I need to book a trip to Moscow.

    We scheduled Idaho again?
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Fenderbender123 said:

    Swaye said:

    All I learned in this thread is that I need to book a trip to Moscow.

    WE BEAT IDAHO?
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  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    HUGE news! Thanks for the update!
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  • UW_Doog_Bot
    UW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 18,066 Founders Club
    edited April 2018
    Swaye said:

    All I learned in this thread is that I need to book a trip to Moscow.

    No, go to Goa in India instead. Just as many Russian hookers and fewer people that will kill you. Also, the drugs are legal. Plus, you know beaches and 80 degree weather instead of borscht and eskimo kisses.
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  • LebamDawg
    LebamDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,786 Swaye's Wigwam
    @Swaye I really question that statement about "wasting money on drinks" - usually that is money well spent
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  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    I don't know if Orkin still requires a security clearance, but freelance travel to Russia can be a tough explainer on the SF or OF 86...
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    AZDuck said:

    I don't know if Orkin still requires a security clearance, but freelance travel to Russia can be a tough explainer on the SF or OF 86...

    I couldn't pass a full scope poly anymore if my life depended on it.
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