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  • 2001400ex2001400ex Posts: 16,584
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    Swaye said:

    All I learned in this thread is that I need to book a trip to Moscow.

    Does a guy like you look like he needs to pay for hookers?
    SwayeMikeDamone
  • pawzpawz Posts: 5,393
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    Swaye said:

    2001400ex said:

    Swaye said:

    All I learned in this thread is that I need to book a trip to Moscow.

    Does a guy like you look like he needs to pay for hookers?
    So here's the thing...I actually LIKE getting hookers. Independent of if I can pull ass in a given place or not. Why? Because there are some absolutely top shelf looking women (especially overseas), and they cost peanuts (relative to what they would be in the US). I have bought chicks that look like straight up Instagram models for like 200 bucks US for two hours. And guess what? It's legal, they are usually into it (unlike American hookers), and I didn't have to do anything other than sit in my hotel and wait for them show up. No chatting them up for two hours, wasting money on drinks, listening to their bullshit stories I care nothing about...nothing. Top shelf looking woman shows up, fucks me twice, showers me afterwards, and then leaves - all for a couple hundred bucks. Not experiencing hookers is a mistake, even if you can pull pretty nice ass without paying. Ultimate case of abundance.
    POTW
    SwayeSoutherndawgAZDuck
  • 2001400ex2001400ex Posts: 16,584
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    Swaye said:

    2001400ex said:

    Swaye said:

    All I learned in this thread is that I need to book a trip to Moscow.

    Does a guy like you look like he needs to pay for hookers?
    So here's the thing...I actually LIKE getting hookers. Independent of if I can pull ass in a given place or not. Why? Because there are some absolutely top shelf looking women (especially overseas), and they cost peanuts (relative to what they would be in the US). I have bought chicks that look like straight up Instagram models for like 200 bucks US for two hours. And guess what? It's legal, they are usually into it (unlike American hookers), and I didn't have to do anything other than sit in my hotel and wait for them show up. No chatting them up for two hours, wasting money on drinks, listening to their bullshit stories I care nothing about...nothing. Top shelf looking woman shows up, fucks me twice, showers me afterwards, and then leaves - all for a couple hundred bucks. Not experiencing hookers is a mistake, even if you can pull pretty nice ass without paying. Ultimate case of abundance.
    That's the joke.
    [Deleted User]MikeDamoneSoutherndawg
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Posts: 9,515
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    Swaye said:

    2001400ex said:

    Swaye said:

    All I learned in this thread is that I need to book a trip to Moscow.

    Does a guy like you look like he needs to pay for hookers?
    So here's the thing...I actually LIKE getting hookers. Independent of if I can pull ass in a given place or not. Why? Because there are some absolutely top shelf looking women (especially overseas), and they cost peanuts (relative to what they would be in the US). I have bought chicks that look like straight up Instagram models for like 200 bucks US for two hours. And guess what? It's legal, they are usually into it (unlike American hookers), and I didn't have to do anything other than sit in my hotel and wait for them show up. No chatting them up for two hours, wasting money on drinks, listening to their bullshit stories I care nothing about...nothing. Top shelf looking woman shows up, fucks me twice, showers me afterwards, and then leaves - all for a couple hundred bucks. Not experiencing hookers is a mistake, even if you can pull pretty nice ass without paying. Ultimate case of abundance.
    I like the picking up part more than the sloppy drunken sex.
  • Fenderbender123Fenderbender123 Posts: 1,493
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    Swaye said:

    All I learned in this thread is that I need to book a trip to Moscow.

    We scheduled Idaho again?
    Pitchfork51RaceBannonSwaye
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Posts: 9,515
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    Swaye said:

    All I learned in this thread is that I need to book a trip to Moscow.

    WE BEAT IDAHO?
    RaceBannonMisterEmSwaye
  • CuntWaffleCuntWaffle Posts: 15,895
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    HUGE news! Thanks for the update!
    pawz
  • UW_Doog_BotUW_Doog_Bot Posts: 2,336
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    edited April 20
    Swaye said:

    All I learned in this thread is that I need to book a trip to Moscow.

    No, go to Goa in India instead. Just as many Russian hookers and fewer people that will kill you. Also, the drugs are legal. Plus, you know beaches and 80 degree weather instead of borscht and eskimo kisses.
    pawzSwayePitchfork51AZDuck
  • LebamDawgLebamDawg Posts: 862
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    @Swaye I really question that statement about "wasting money on drinks" - usually that is money well spent
    SwayePitchfork51
  • AZDuckAZDuck Posts: 14,739
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    I don't know if Orkin still requires a security clearance, but freelance travel to Russia can be a tough explainer on the SF or OF 86...
    Swaye
  • SwayeSwaye Posts: 24,439
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    AZDuck said:

    I don't know if Orkin still requires a security clearance, but freelance travel to Russia can be a tough explainer on the SF or OF 86...

    I couldn't pass a full scope poly anymore if my life depended on it.
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