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Update from Jamaica

SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,511 Founders Club
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Scored some weed from a rasta dude on the beach. Good weed. New girl gets baked with me while we watch an NCIS marathon on shitty satellite connection. Then she teaches me how to play Minecraft on the Xbox 360 in the room. Green dudes are pretty fucked up when you are stoned. We made a dick shaped tower. Teamwork. Then she reverse cowgirled me and her ass cheeks looked like a seal clapping. Fucking awesome. Took a shower together and she brought me a Red Stripe to finish the night. I'm in trouble with this one.
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  • doogiedoogie Member Posts: 15,072
    Why call in and pay when you can get quality expert advice right here?
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  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    LEAVE her now.
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  • backthepackbackthepack Member Posts: 19,880
    I see you boiii!!!!!
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  • tenndawgtenndawg Member Posts: 1,161
    doogie said:

    Why call in and pay when you can get quality expert advice right here?

    You idiot Doog

    You were supposed to tell him I'm the only one qualified to help, and every other HH member will steer him wrong...

    Kiss your 20% referral fee goodbye...
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  • tenndawgtenndawg Member Posts: 1,161
    Southerndawg said:

    Swaye said:

    1-800-CUM-SHOT

    Sounds legit. Please take my money.

    Upgrading her ass from APAG upvote to Chincredible. Seal clapping rates it. For sure.

    You deserve a wtf, and you know why. Feel free to post in the Wigwam so we can see the seal clapping in action.
    Which degenerate will start a thread:

    "If You Could Only See One Seal Clap...?"
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  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,015 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    Scored some weed from a rasta dude on the beach. Good weed. New girl gets baked with me while we watch an NCIS marathon on shitty satellite connection. Then she teaches me how to play Minecraft on the Xbox 360 in the room. Green dudes are pretty fucked up when you are stoned. We made a dick shaped tower. Teamwork. Then she reverse cowgirled me and her ass cheeks looked like a seal clapping. Fucking awesome. Took a shower together and she brought me a Red Stripe to finish the night. I'm in trouble with this one.

    @puppylove_sugarsteel

    Okay, a clapping seal...
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  • DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 64,057 Founders Club

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  • GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,506 Standard Supporter
    Emoterman said:

    You know what's a great word? Pudendum.
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  • FireCohenFireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    Emoterman said:

    BRB jo
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  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,511 Founders Club
    Doog_de_Jour said:

    Swaye said:

    Scored some weed from a rasta dude on the beach. Good weed. New girl gets baked with me while we watch an NCIS marathon on shitty satellite connection. Then she teaches me how to play Minecraft on the Xbox 360 in the room. Green dudes are pretty fucked up when you are stoned. We made a dick shaped tower. Teamwork. Then she reverse cowgirled me and her ass cheeks looked like a seal clapping. Fucking awesome. Took a shower together and she brought me a Red Stripe to finish the night. I'm in trouble with this one.

    This is the way all great love stories begin.


    I'm basically a Harlequin romance novel come to life. Thanks for the tit gif as well. I have a boner.
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  • TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,976 Standard Supporter
    Swaye said:

    Doog_de_Jour said:

    Swaye said:

    Scored some weed from a rasta dude on the beach. Good weed. New girl gets baked with me while we watch an NCIS marathon on shitty satellite connection. Then she teaches me how to play Minecraft on the Xbox 360 in the room. Green dudes are pretty fucked up when you are stoned. We made a dick shaped tower. Teamwork. Then she reverse cowgirled me and her ass cheeks looked like a seal clapping. Fucking awesome. Took a shower together and she brought me a Red Stripe to finish the night. I'm in trouble with this one.

    This is the way all great love stories begin.


    I'm basically a Harlequin romance novel come to life. Thanks for the tit gif as well. I have a boner.
    Never read one of those. Are they good?

    My Super-Christian prune-faced bitch sister-in-law used to read them in the LR when we were on vaca, while my wife and other sister-in-law chuckled about it. Should I assume there was lots of cum shots and anal in those pages? Cause Sister Christian couldn't put it down.
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  • FireCohenFireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    YellowSnow said:

    Husky football’s brief resurgence collapsed as soon as Wombat Guernica @Swaye died. Coincidence? Me thinks not.

    No, as soon swaye decided to settle down and start normal life as respectable white man it all went down from there.
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  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,019
    I was hoping this was recent. @swaye is dead
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  • FireCohenFireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    Pitchfork51 said:

    I was hoping this was recent. @swaye is dead

    @creepycoug is dead not swaye
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