Scored some weed from a rasta dude on the beach. Good weed. New girl gets baked with me while we watch an NCIS marathon on shitty satellite connection. Then she teaches me how to play Minecraft on the Xbox 360 in the room. Green dudes are pretty fucked up when you are stoned. We made a dick shaped tower. Teamwork. Then she reverse cowgirled me and her ass cheeks looked like a seal clapping. Fucking awesome. Took a shower together and she brought me a Red Stripe to finish the night. I'm in trouble with this one.
This is the way all great love stories begin.
I'm basically a Harlequin romance novel come to life. Thanks for the tit gif as well. I have a boner.
Never read one of those. Are they good?
My Super-Christian prune-faced bitch sister-in-law used to read them in the LR when we were on vaca, while my wife and other sister-in-law chuckled about it. Should I assume there was lots of cum shots and anal in those pages? Cause Sister Christian couldn't put it down.
I know a gal who was a cover model for them. Posing with Fabio and shit.
Scored some weed from a rasta dude on the beach. Good weed. New girl gets baked with me while we watch an NCIS marathon on shitty satellite connection. Then she teaches me how to play Minecraft on the Xbox 360 in the room. Green dudes are pretty fucked up when you are stoned. We made a dick shaped tower. Teamwork. Then she reverse cowgirled me and her ass cheeks looked like a seal clapping. Fucking awesome. Took a shower together and she brought me a Red Stripe to finish the night. I'm in trouble with this one.
This is the way all great love stories begin.
I'm basically a Harlequin romance novel come to life. Thanks for the tit gif as well. I have a boner.
Never read one of those. Are they good?
My Super-Christian prune-faced bitch sister-in-law used to read them in the LR when we were on vaca, while my wife and other sister-in-law chuckled about it. Should I assume there was lots of cum shots and anal in those pages? Cause Sister Christian couldn't put it down.
I know a gal who was a cover model for them. Posing with Fabio and shit.
Scored some weed from a rasta dude on the beach. Good weed. New girl gets baked with me while we watch an NCIS marathon on shitty satellite connection. Then she teaches me how to play Minecraft on the Xbox 360 in the room. Green dudes are pretty fucked up when you are stoned. We made a dick shaped tower. Teamwork. Then she reverse cowgirled me and her ass cheeks looked like a seal clapping. Fucking awesome. Took a shower together and she brought me a Red Stripe to finish the night. I'm in trouble with this one.
This is the way all great love stories begin.
I'm basically a Harlequin romance novel come to life. Thanks for the tit gif as well. I have a boner.
Never read one of those. Are they good?
My Super-Christian prune-faced bitch sister-in-law used to read them in the LR when we were on vaca, while my wife and other sister-in-law chuckled about it. Should I assume there was lots of cum shots and anal in those pages? Cause Sister Christian couldn't put it down.
I know a gal who was a cover model for them. Posing with Fabio and shit.
Scored some weed from a rasta dude on the beach. Good weed. New girl gets baked with me while we watch an NCIS marathon on shitty satellite connection. Then she teaches me how to play Minecraft on the Xbox 360 in the room. Green dudes are pretty fucked up when you are stoned. We made a dick shaped tower. Teamwork. Then she reverse cowgirled me and her ass cheeks looked like a seal clapping. Fucking awesome. Took a shower together and she brought me a Red Stripe to finish the night. I'm in trouble with this one.
This is the way all great love stories begin.
I'm basically a Harlequin romance novel come to life. Thanks for the tit gif as well. I have a boner.
Never read one of those. Are they good?
My Super-Christian prune-faced bitch sister-in-law used to read them in the LR when we were on vaca, while my wife and other sister-in-law chuckled about it. Should I assume there was lots of cum shots and anal in those pages? Cause Sister Christian couldn't put it down.
I know a gal who was a cover model for them. Posing with Fabio and shit.
She's still pretty hot. Kind of a loser husband.
CSB, IKW
My GF got to be friends with Fabio. He lives in our home town part time and goes to the same restaurant every day for the same thing when he's around. What a cheap ass, effeminate weasel he is. He tried to work her badly on a business idea, but isn't very sharp and was totally transparent about it. He was shocked when she laughed and turned him down. Clearly not used to being told no.
CSB. The closest thing to a celebrity I can claim some connection to.
Also, to the person who asked, there is BRBJO material for teens in those romance novels. Moreso for girls than boys.
Scored some weed from a rasta dude on the beach. Good weed. New girl gets baked with me while we watch an NCIS marathon on shitty satellite connection. Then she teaches me how to play Minecraft on the Xbox 360 in the room. Green dudes are pretty fucked up when you are stoned. We made a dick shaped tower. Teamwork. Then she reverse cowgirled me and her ass cheeks looked like a seal clapping. Fucking awesome. Took a shower together and she brought me a Red Stripe to finish the night. I'm in trouble with this one.
This is the way all great love stories begin.
I'm basically a Harlequin romance novel come to life. Thanks for the tit gif as well. I have a boner.
Never read one of those. Are they good?
My Super-Christian prune-faced bitch sister-in-law used to read them in the LR when we were on vaca, while my wife and other sister-in-law chuckled about it. Should I assume there was lots of cum shots and anal in those pages? Cause Sister Christian couldn't put it down.
I know a gal who was a cover model for them. Posing with Fabio and shit.
She's still pretty hot. Kind of a loser husband.
CSB, IKW
My GF got to be friends with Fabio. He lives in our home town part time and goes to the same restaurant every day for the same thing when he's around. What a cheap ass, effeminate weasel he is. He tried to work her badly on a business idea, but isn't very sharp and was totally transparent about it. He was shocked when she laughed and turned him down. Clearly not used to being told no.
CSB. The closest thing to a celebrity I can claim some connection to.
Also, to the person who asked, there is BRBJO material for teens in those romance novels. Moreso for girls than boys.
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She's still pretty hot. Kind of a loser husband.
CSB, IKW
I believed in you!
CSB. The closest thing to a celebrity I can claim some connection to.
Also, to the person who asked, there is BRBJO material for teens in those romance novels. Moreso for girls than boys.