What I like most about Jon and Dany is the knowledge that Targaryeans always screw each other, and since they are the last two alive, we are guaranteed to see Dany's perkies while Jon smashes her head off a large headboard in Winterfell. Seven years of watching this show will be worth it for that seminal (lulz) moment.
Speaking of Jon, good thing he showed up because Tyrion has basically become the Ty Willingham of Hands. Fucker has made every single wrong move you can make. He is usually way out in front of everyone, but Cersei looks to be the cleverest of the Lannisters now.
Speaking of how clever Cersei is now, it doesn't fucking matter one ounce because holy shit Dragons. Jesus. And that mauling of the Lannister army was ONE dragon. Imagine three. Fuck.
I think lame ass Bran only exists as a plot device to tell everyone Jon is a Targaryean so him and Dany can fuck. I wish he would hurry up and do it, then die. Talk about a useless fuck.
Oh, I think Bran giving that dagger to Arya is interesting. That dagger started all this mess many years ago after Bran saw Jamie and Cersie banging, as it was the dagger Cersei tried to hire an assassin with to kill Bran. So now Arya has it. And Cersei is on her list. Fucking awesome. Killed by the dagger that you used to start all this shit years ago. They telegraphed it pretty hard though, so probably won't happen.
Doesn't matter if Arya kills Cersei though, because holy fuck Dragons.
Arya is no joke in a fight. Good thing she has skills, because she looks like like my ass after a night of bad messican food.
So, my dream of the Night King killing all living beings in Westeros took a pretty hard turn toward shitsville last night. Yep, Dragons! I think the Night King kills everything, up until a couple Dragons show up. Unless he can mind control them or some shit. I still have hope. #TeamNightKing
I get what Jamie was thinking when he charged Dany standing at the dragon. I get it. But it was dumb as fuck. Dumb people deserve death.
And this brings us all the way back around to Dany's titties. You motherfuckers better show them again, and SOON! Assholes.
Last thing. Bronn is the coolest character this show has ever produced. I hope he makes it to the bitter end. Then gets eaten by the Night King.
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"But the thing is she isn't gonna say no. She would never say no.
Because of the implication."
Second fight: Fucking dragon
At least his brother Sam got a few warmups.
Also, need Jon snow controlling the dragons soon. Shit is gonna get interesting with what is happening to danerys.
Isn't he the only one there with any inkling of military strategy?
Spoiler.
Dragons >>>> Pikemen
What I like most about Jon and Dany is the knowledge that Targaryeans always screw each other, and since they are the last two alive, we are guaranteed to see Dany's perkies while Jon smashes her head off a large headboard in Winterfell. Seven years of watching this show will be worth it for that seminal (lulz) moment.
Speaking of Jon, good thing he showed up because Tyrion has basically become the Ty Willingham of Hands. Fucker has made every single wrong move you can make. He is usually way out in front of everyone, but Cersei looks to be the cleverest of the Lannisters now.
Speaking of how clever Cersei is now, it doesn't fucking matter one ounce because holy shit Dragons. Jesus. And that mauling of the Lannister army was ONE dragon. Imagine three. Fuck.
I think lame ass Bran only exists as a plot device to tell everyone Jon is a Targaryean so him and Dany can fuck. I wish he would hurry up and do it, then die. Talk about a useless fuck.
Oh, I think Bran giving that dagger to Arya is interesting. That dagger started all this mess many years ago after Bran saw Jamie and Cersie banging, as it was the dagger Cersei tried to hire an assassin with to kill Bran. So now Arya has it. And Cersei is on her list. Fucking awesome. Killed by the dagger that you used to start all this shit years ago. They telegraphed it pretty hard though, so probably won't happen.
Doesn't matter if Arya kills Cersei though, because holy fuck Dragons.
Arya is no joke in a fight. Good thing she has skills, because she looks like like my ass after a night of bad messican food.
So, my dream of the Night King killing all living beings in Westeros took a pretty hard turn toward shitsville last night. Yep, Dragons! I think the Night King kills everything, up until a couple Dragons show up. Unless he can mind control them or some shit. I still have hope. #TeamNightKing
I get what Jamie was thinking when he charged Dany standing at the dragon. I get it. But it was dumb as fuck. Dumb people deserve death.
And this brings us all the way back around to Dany's titties. You motherfuckers better show them again, and SOON! Assholes.
Last thing. Bronn is the coolest character this show has ever produced. I hope he makes it to the bitter end. Then gets eaten by the Night King.
The walkers have to have a way to stop dragons or theyd just all get taken out too easy.
I don't think we ever did figure out who sent the guy with the dagger after bran.
I thought it was little finger.