[Official] Game of Thrones Season 7
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@Swaye , can you promise you'll make your Game of Thrones recap a regular weekly feature?Swaye said:So, some random thoughts.
Overall pretty decent episode. We had some great tits, unic sex, bitches impaled on the prow of a ship, and direwolves.
I thought the Sand Snakes were supposed to be some bad ass bitches? Two young ones get aced rather easily, and the other one runs off to protect Mama Snake, gets bitch slapped, and the Mom just stands there and surrenders. Proves that with no men around for backup, they are weak pieces of shit.
Theon could actually be somebody, but he's a dickless bitch instead. FTG. I am assuming he will somehow wind up ruling the Iron Islands in some bullshit look the dickless faggot gets redemption Tom Rinaldi special. Disgusting.
Arya is cool because she is killing tons of shitheads, but fuck, that bitch is ugly. I mean, I'd be nice to her because she might poison me, but I wouldn't fuck her. That's fucking ugly. The only guy who thinks she is cute on the entire continent is a grossly obese tub of shit named meat pie. Christ. Anyway, I probably would fuck her.
The old cunty Tyrell bitch is right. Stop being some steady handed wuss Dany. You have three fucking dragons. Kill everything! God she is a tiresome bitch. Looking way hotter than the last couple seasons though. Two dongs up.
Melissandre foreshadowing is good. Her tits are even better. They should show them more. Cunts.
I hope Jorah Mormont dies in surgery with dumb dumb Sam. He's kind of become a huge twat.
I prefer Tyrion as a rapier witted drunk who bangs out whores all the time.
Boy haircut Cersei is not near as hot. She is crazy though, so that's cool. I hope she dies painfully.
Euron is my new second favorite character after the Night King. Ramsey was just a sadistic prick. Euron is a madman with some fucking flair. Love this guy (no homo). Wonder what he does with the two living sand snakes and Yara. I am hoping for foursome.
Speaking of Yara...what a dumb bitch. She's ugly, so all she going was her wits and iron will. Without that, she's just another ugly bitch I'd say I won't fuck but probably would.
Is it possible for JonSnowTargaryen to not be stupid? Look, this bastard (lulz) is my favorite "good" character, though Sir Davos and Tyrion (drunk version) are close. But fuck man...he cannot make a good decision to save his life. Hopefully shit goes well in Dragonstone because you know shit is fucked in Winterfell. Leave girl power still PTSD from being raped in the butt Sansa in charge with Littlefinger in her ear? Oh yeah, make sure you choke Littlefinger right before you leave. Dumbass.
8/10
#TeamEuron
#TeamNightKing
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Or not. I'd be cool with that.Doog_de_Jour said:
@Swaye , can you promise you'll make your Game of Thrones recap a regular weekly feature?Swaye said:So, some random thoughts.
Overall pretty decent episode. We had some great tits, unic sex, bitches impaled on the prow of a ship, and direwolves.
I thought the Sand Snakes were supposed to be some bad ass bitches? Two young ones get aced rather easily, and the other one runs off to protect Mama Snake, gets bitch slapped, and the Mom just stands there and surrenders. Proves that with no men around for backup, they are weak pieces of shit.
Theon could actually be somebody, but he's a dickless bitch instead. FTG. I am assuming he will somehow wind up ruling the Iron Islands in some bullshit look the dickless faggot gets redemption Tom Rinaldi special. Disgusting.
Arya is cool because she is killing tons of shitheads, but fuck, that bitch is ugly. I mean, I'd be nice to her because she might poison me, but I wouldn't fuck her. That's fucking ugly. The only guy who thinks she is cute on the entire continent is a grossly obese tub of shit named meat pie. Christ. Anyway, I probably would fuck her.
The old cunty Tyrell bitch is right. Stop being some steady handed wuss Dany. You have three fucking dragons. Kill everything! God she is a tiresome bitch. Looking way hotter than the last couple seasons though. Two dongs up.
Melissandre foreshadowing is good. Her tits are even better. They should show them more. Cunts.
I hope Jorah Mormont dies in surgery with dumb dumb Sam. He's kind of become a huge twat.
I prefer Tyrion as a rapier witted drunk who bangs out whores all the time.
Boy haircut Cersei is not near as hot. She is crazy though, so that's cool. I hope she dies painfully.
Euron is my new second favorite character after the Night King. Ramsey was just a sadistic prick. Euron is a madman with some fucking flair. Love this guy (no homo). Wonder what he does with the two living sand snakes and Yara. I am hoping for foursome.
Speaking of Yara...what a dumb bitch. She's ugly, so all she going was her wits and iron will. Without that, she's just another ugly bitch I'd say I won't fuck but probably would.
Is it possible for JonSnowTargaryen to not be stupid? Look, this bastard (lulz) is my favorite "good" character, though Sir Davos and Tyrion (drunk version) are close. But fuck man...he cannot make a good decision to save his life. Hopefully shit goes well in Dragonstone because you know shit is fucked in Winterfell. Leave girl power still PTSD from being raped in the butt Sansa in charge with Littlefinger in her ear? Oh yeah, make sure you choke Littlefinger right before you leave. Dumbass.
8/10
#TeamEuron
#TeamNightKing
#TeamJonStopBeingStupid
You described nothing I didn't already realize.
Have the seal do it.
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THOTS on the episode.
1) I was really ready for that dire wolf to eat Arya's face Ramsey Bolton style. Glad it didn't but I was rattled.
2) Shout out to Hot Pie for saying he's a survivor, 95% chance he gets eaten by a dragon.
3) Another gross scene with fat Sam. Fuck you fat Sam.
4) Wtf was going on with the strobe lights behind Euron's ship.
Honestly didn't love the episode but a lot of people connected so that was good I guess. Ready to see JSizzle and Dany meet up next episode. Oh and that one Sand Snake that popped her titty out to Bronn in that jail scene is undercover sexy as fuck so glad to see they killed the two ugly sisters first. -
I guess I'm the only one who think Maisie Williams is hot. No homo.
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Most women would look homely when you put them up against absolutely stunning co-stars like Emilia Clarke, Lena Headey, Carice Van Houten, and Nathalie Emmanuel.AZDuck said:I guess I'm the only one who think Maisie Williams is hot. No homo.
I think Maisie looks a lot better when she's not done up like a boy-assassin:
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Yup. We can officially begin the Countdown to Hot Pie's Death. Second those word came out of his mouth I thought, "well he's a goner".Edwin_Bambino said:
2) Shout out to Hot Pie for saying he's a survivor, 95% chance he gets eaten by a dragon.
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This show is turning to shit. I wanted to see if the bald dude with the hot chick was missing his dick or his balls and we didn't even get to see.
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We got a rock cyst full of pus that looks like Kels secret sauce in Goodburger... what more do you want?Mosster47 said:This show is turning to shit. I wanted to see if the bald dude with the hot chick was missing his dick or his balls and we didn't even get to see.
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It's cool they are speeding up the pace, but after taking their time for 6 seasons it feels a bit rushed.
It's like reading Hemingway only to have the final chapters be drawn in crayon by a toddler.
Fuck you R.R. you lazy fat fuck. The books are ruined too!
Still, episode 6.5/10 -
If you can't handle the ups and downs of the pace of the show you might want to find another show to watchDoogles said:It's cool they are speeding up the pace, but after taking their time for 6 seasons it feels a bit rushed.
It's like reading Hemingway only to have the final chapters be drawn in crayon by a toddler.
Fuck you R.R. you lazy fat fuck. The books are ruined too!
Still, episode 6.5/10
