[Official] Game of Thrones Season 7

Gladstone

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

The end scene with Jamie and Lady Olenna changes a shit ton for Jamie.

Explain

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Gladstone said:

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

The end scene with Jamie and Lady Olenna changes a shit ton for Jamie.

Explain

Jamie was under assumption Tyrion killed Joffrey, and so was Cersei. If Jamie goes back with this news to Cersei and tells her and she still wants Tyrion dead that could cause some real issues between the two of them.

BearsWiin

AZDuck said:

Ilaria Sand had it fucking coming. Can't say I fault Cersei on that one at all.

When do Jon and Danerys realize they are siblings and fuck?

She's his aunt

CuntWaffle

Gladstone said:

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

The end scene with Jamie and Lady Olenna changes a shit ton for Jamie.

Explain

Jamie is going to tell Cersei that Tyrion didn't kill Joffrey and she is not going to give a fuck. Which will make him give a fuck. He already fucking hates Euron who is going to fuck Cersei. FUCK!

AZDuck

BearsWiin said:

AZDuck said:

Ilaria Sand had it fucking coming. Can't say I fault Cersei on that one at all.

When do Jon and Danerys realize they are siblings and fuck?

She's his aunt

Lotta relative-fucking going on, but yeah, now that I think about it, yer right

Pitchfork51

AZDuck said:

BearsWiin said:

AZDuck said:

Ilaria Sand had it fucking coming. Can't say I fault Cersei on that one at all.

When do Jon and Danerys realize they are siblings and fuck?

She's his aunt

Lotta relative-fucking going on, but yeah, now that I think about it, yer right

Targeryans exclusively marry each other bro.
They are the only relatives that should be fucking each other.

Swaye

So, here are some random thoughts...

Theon should just kill himself. Not only is he a dickless queer, but you can tell by the way the crew of the rescue boat walked away that he has been shamed, and all of his people give zero fucks about him. As it should be. He's a pussy. Kill yourself.

Shit is moving fast now. Almost too fast. Two episodes ago it looked like Cersei faced certain annihilation. The next episode Euron takes out most of the opposition Navy and captures the head of Dorne. Then, last night, Cersei captures Highgarden and by letting Casterly Rock go traps the Unsullied, unprovisioned, with no Navy to escape with, well out of the fighting. So in two episodes the rebellion is fucked in the ass, and it is all Cersei vs. Dany for the crown of who has the best tits and can lead the Kingdom.

Speaking of tits. Nice side tits Cersei. I'd fuck her if she was my sister. #teamincest

Tangentially related to tits, bad move to let the piss pot girl see Jamie in the bed. Everyone whispered it, but now somebody has seen it. Hubris like that usually comes back to bite you in the butthole region. Dumb move, super cunt.

Olenna went out like a fucking boss. Tarley sold her out pretty easily. This whole show is basically a story about loyalty, and the lack of loyalty of most of these "honorable" shitfuckers.

Where the fuck is the Night King? Perhaps they are trying to get through some of the Seven Kingdoms shit before bringing back the scourge of the world. All I want is the scourge.

The Bran Sansa reunion was fucking dumb. Bran acts like the rain man. He's just fucking weird. I also didn't like how Sansa tried to backstab Jon. She is getting pretty cunty.

Speaking of Sansa...I would give away my trailer to plow that. Also, Littlefinger gave her some good advice. He's a fucking snake, but still good advice.

Anyone else notice Bronn marching with the Lannister army? Fucking love Bronn. Total pimp. I'll be sad when a dragon roasts him. Then laugh.

Varys should be careful talking shit to Melisandre. Bitch shoots shadow assassins out her beaver. Stupid unic.

Dany trying to kowtow Jon was a bit much. She gets awfully haughty at times. But, you can tell she likes him. I am hoping this foreshadows those two banging out hard soon. She looks so fucking hot now.

CuntWaffle

Lady Olenna seriously drove her ginormous steel cock straight the spoke of the Lannister tires. Shit is about to get really ugly between Jamie and Cersci since he was the only family member that like Tyrion.

Cersei is still a stupid cunt and I hope to God that Jamie tells her what Lady Olenna said but I think he will keep it under wraps until he catches Cersei giving Euron a hummer.

This is going to be a BIG seasons for Jamie. Which means he is probably going to die.

CuntWaffle

Swaye said:

So, here are some random thoughts...

Theon should just kill himself. Not only is he a dickless queer, but you can tell by the way the crew of the rescue boat walked away that he has been shamed, and all of his people give zero fucks about him. As it should be. He's a pussy. Kill yourself.

It's so obvious he should die that we won't. They only kill characters for the "shock" factor. Killing Theon wouldn't bring much to the table.

AZDuck

CuntWaffle said:

Swaye said:

So, here are some random thoughts...

Theon should just kill himself. Not only is he a dickless queer, but you can tell by the way the crew of the rescue boat walked away that he has been shamed, and all of his people give zero fucks about him. As it should be. He's a pussy. Kill yourself.

It's so obvious he should die that we won't. They only kill characters for the "shock" factor. Killing Theon wouldn't bring much to the table.

Yeah, somehow Theon is going to be the last eunuch standing.

That shitheel.