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[Official] Game of Thrones Season 7

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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738 Founders Club

    Is there a more useless battle than Theon vs Euron? Who gives a fuck it is so pathetic in the grand scheme of things.

    Yea we get it Theon is a fucking loser and you want to develop his character by having him die to save his sister making him seem like he isn't a coward anymore.

    I wouldn't be surprised if Theon ends up on the throne after the white walkers kill everything but him and let's say 4 women. Who he would have to reproduce with and since he can't the human race is fucked.

    The end.

    So much this. They are trying to make the Yara storyline something people think and care about. But no matter how hard they try, NOGAF. Nobody ever cared much at all about any of the Greyjoys. They are just stupid.

    Here's another one - the sand snake bitch who is still rotting in a cell. NOGAF at all what happens to her. Or if you even see her again.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Doogstone said:

    Tormund and Beric are still alive, right? They ran sideways instead of down. Gap in wall, they still be on top watching the dead pass by. They'll make it to Winterfell first in Ep1 of next season before the dead because they'll use fast travel.

    A few guys riding hard are gonna be faster than an army of 100,000 on foot.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    The rhaegar complaint is ridiculous.

    1. Uhh they are brothers and their fucking parents are brother and sister. Of course they are gonna look alike.

    2. When Dany is in that creepy wizard house and has the visions she specifically says she sees a man with the same hair as her brother but taller and with a bit darker eyes.

    3. Everyone liked rhaegar and he was a badass. Little pussy viserys is desperately trying to get cool points by coppin his way cooler big Bros style.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,726 Founders Club
    Littlefinger got his throat slashed. Thank you

    I was sad that Eurontrash really didn't run off scared like a bitch. Agree its stupid to make Theron a plot point although him taking three knees to a groin he doesn't have before winning the first fight of his life was amusing

    I predict death dragon will be overcome by a mother's love and he'll join the other two and turn on the NK
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738 Founders Club

    Littlefinger got his throat slashed. Thank you

    I was sad that Eurontrash really didn't run off scared like a bitch. Agree its stupid to make Theron a plot point although him taking three knees to a groin he doesn't have before winning the first fight of his life was amusing

    I predict death dragon will be overcome by a mother's love and he'll join the other two and turn on the NK

    Bold prediction. If true, it means most of us don't get the ending we are hoping for.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Jorah the friend zone king tried desperately to get Dany to fly back to winterfell

    He was bummed when she said no she's sailing with jon

    el oh el
  • Doogstone
    Doogstone Member Posts: 202
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvkuePL7oDY

    Gain the favor of the crown, receive a larger lordship, use that as leverage to marry into control of one of the seven kingdoms, use that to marry into control of two kingdoms, use their combined strength to unite other kingdoms against a common enemy, usurp the crown. He was almost there, except for ignoring a dragon queen, dismissing any notion of an army of the dead, and teaching Sansa too much.

    I think either the writers this season just did not have the structural time to write him a decent last season, or they just didn't know what to do with him. It made little sense for him to worry about Arya, she posed no real threat other than a violent end. Bran was far more dangerous and he didn't seem to care at all about him. Why set Sansa and Arya against each other? What does he gain? Setting Sansa against Jon, sure. Arya is loyal to Jon so in that sense she's a problem, but a simple solution would be to simply get Sansa to send Arya to Jon. "He needs her help, he needs a Stark in King's Landing and she is not the lady of Winterfell, you are." Send her with Brienne to King's Landing, problem solved. Once she's gone, drop a lot of "Jon is cavorting with the dragon girl, he's off fighting down south when the war is upon us here, it's up to you to fight it," on Sansa. Far easier to drive a wedge between people who aren't there to defend against it.
  • Edwin_Bambino
    Edwin_Bambino Member Posts: 2,944
    Yea it was weird. It was at best an open secret Bran could see stuff at worst everyone in winterfell knew. It would seem Littlefinger almost definitely knew and if he knew why didn't he try to have Bran assassinated again? But for some reason he was much more focused on Arya.


  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Little fingers a straight up bitch
  • SonnyShackelford
    SonnyShackelford Member Posts: 1,005
    No chance Jamie and Sansa hook up. Jamie is fucked up in the head. Hates Cersei but she's also the only person he's ever been attracted to.
  • CheersWestDawg
    CheersWestDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,478 Swaye's Wigwam
    I'm done with the show.

    No chance now for a Cersei and Danys scissorfest.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662

    I'm done with the show.

    No chance now for a Cersei and Danys scissorfest.

    Now that Emilia Clarke has one season of this meal ticket of hers left she's in her 30s I expect her to immediately start taking her clothes off for the camera in everything else.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,025

    No chance Jamie and Sansa hook up. Jamie is fucked up in the head. Hates Cersei but she's also the only person he's ever been attracted to.

    Easiest way to get over being dumped by a crazy bitch redhead is some angry sex with another crazy bitch redhead.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,025
    edited August 2017

    I'm done with the show.

    No chance now for a Cersei and Danys scissorfest.

    Now that Emilia Clarke has one season of this meal ticket of hers left she's in her 30s I expect her to immediately start taking her clothes off for the camera in everything else.
    She'll save her best nude work for the inevitable movie that wraps this all up.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    No chance Jamie and Sansa hook up. Jamie is fucked up in the head. Hates Cersei but she's also the only person he's ever been attracted to.

    Easiest way to get over being dumped by a crazy bitch redhead is some angry sex with another crazy bitch redhead.
    Agree
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499

    I'm done with the show.

    No chance now for a Cersei and Danys scissorfest.

    I wouldn't rule out Theon having a scissorfest with someone though.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    I wonder what hbo will use next to keep their game of thrones shit going after it's over.

    Roberts rebellion maybe
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

    I wonder what hbo will use next to keep their game of thrones shit going after it's over.

    Roberts rebellion maybe

    Dunk and Egg
  • priapism
    priapism Member Posts: 2,297
    I just downloaded and forced my way through the entire season 7 at 1.5X speed.
    It's turning into Lord of the Rings - magical swords, dragons, special arrows for the dragons, and winterized orcs. Just 7 characters almost killed off the entire white walker orc army too. They just need to find one ring to rule them all in Season 8 and a weak character like Gollum and martyr himself (white-eyed, paraplegic kid) near the finale.


    When I paused on the nude scenes and was cleaning up, I noticed the crappy photoshopping they did when the queen was naked with her brother. They "narrowed" her hips really poorly - black, straight lines on either side of her hips. Go see what I mean.

    As a public promotion message to not condone incest, they will most likely have to kill off one from each of the incestuous pairs. The 3 characters without penises will prove themselves somehow capable and win their right to their own bathrooms.
    The message I'm getting from this series is that everyone has value.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662

    I wonder what hbo will use next to keep their game of thrones shit going after it's over.

    Roberts rebellion maybe

    Dunk and Egg
    I just read that this past week. Not the same style. I don't think it would fly.

    Maybe original blackfyre rebellion
  • Doogstone
    Doogstone Member Posts: 202
    Littlefinger should have nope'd the fuck out of Winterfell and ran back to the Vale as soon as Bran said "Chaos is a ladder"

  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,726 Founders Club
    Cersi figured out that a dragon was dead. That was pretty good
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499

    Cersi figured out that a dragon was dead. That was pretty good

    Yea but in the grand scheme of things it doesn't really matter since the zombie dragon is more of a threat to her than the other 2.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    edited August 2017

    Cersi figured out that a dragon was dead. That was pretty good

    It was preposterous

    The most likely explanation is that it was guarding something

    Honestly she should have just brought the one.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,726 Founders Club

    Cersi figured out that a dragon was dead. That was pretty good

    It was preposterous

    The most likely explanation is that it was guarding something

    Honestly she should have just brought the one.
    That was explained. She brought all the Dickless Soldiers and Dothraki because it was a massive show of strength.

    Had she just brought one dragon it wouldn't have drawn the attention that bringing 2 instead of 3 brought.

    Dig deeper
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662

    Cersi figured out that a dragon was dead. That was pretty good

    It was preposterous

    The most likely explanation is that it was guarding something

    Honestly she should have just brought the one.
    That was explained. She brought all the Dickless Soldiers and Dothraki because it was a massive show of strength.

    Had she just brought one dragon it wouldn't have drawn the attention that bringing 2 instead of 3 brought.

    Dig deeper
    Yeah but if she's hiding that one is dead then she should have brought the one.
  • BearsWiin
    BearsWiin Member Posts: 5,070

    Cersi figured out that a dragon was dead. That was pretty good

    It was preposterous

    The most likely explanation is that it was guarding something

    Honestly she should have just brought the one.
    That was explained. She brought all the Dickless Soldiers and Dothraki because it was a massive show of strength.

    Had she just brought one dragon it wouldn't have drawn the attention that bringing 2 instead of 3 brought.

    Dig deeper
    It was not explained. Cersei was speculating about Daenerys' motivations; she had no way of knowing, but the story called for her to guess correctly.
  • BearsWiin
    BearsWiin Member Posts: 5,070

    This proves that I will argue about anything

    We already knew