[Official] Game of Thrones Season 7
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NoGladstone said:Today is the day. Will the North rise again? Will Cersei's PMS finally end? Will Dragons finally eat their mother? Do you care if everyone dies and becomes walkers?
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The season is over.
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The only people who have their shit together in the entire show are the white walkers, everyone else is fucked. But one of them was killed by fat Sam so that is a pretty big L.
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I only care about the gay sex scenes. This season better be dick heavy or I'm out.
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#teamwhitewalker
Some of you act like obsidian weapons never happened at all.Edwin_Bambino said:The only people who have their shit together in the entire show are the white walkers, everyone else is fucked. But one of them was killed by fat Sam so that is a pretty big L.
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Plus they are working harder than ever this off-season.Edwin_Bambino said:The only people who have their shit together in the entire show are the white walkers, everyone else is fucked. But one of them was killed by fat Sam so that is a pretty big L.
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Wait until Danny gets her own dragons in there.
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Learn how to send a PM to @PurpleThrobber for heavy dicks. ChristRedRocket said:I only care about the gay sex scenes. This season better be dick heavy or I'm out.
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I wish that fat fuck Sam Fetters would die already.
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Yeah but America needs a relatable hero.TierbsHsotBoobs said:I wish that fat fuck Sam Fetters would die already.
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Disappointing episode, hope shit starts to happen soon or Ima stop watching
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Loved the opening. ("Oh, no wine for you...wouldn't want to waste it on a woman.")
Damnit Sansa, stop undermining your half-brother (cousin). Jon should banish her before she does something stupid.
I'm also curious why Show!Jamie still supports his sister (it's been a long time since I read the books, but I'm pretty sure Book!Jamie kicked Cersei to the curb awhile ago).
I agree with @BearsWiin, pretty underwhelming opener (unless you're really into the inner workings of the Citadel or Ed Sheeran cameos). I'll keep watching though, as I'm sure it will pick up. -
Spoiler alert motherfucker, some of these asshats don't have an easy coast feedDoog_de_Jour said:Loved the opening. ("Oh, no wine for you...wouldn't want to waste it on a woman.")
Damnit Sansa, stop undermining your half-brother (cousin). Jon should banish her before she does something stupid.
I'm also curious why Show!Jamie still supports his sister (it's been a long time since I read the books, but I'm pretty sure Book!Jamie kicked Cersei to the curb awhile ago).
I agree with @BearsWiin, pretty underwhelming opener (unless you're really into the inner workings of the Citadel or Ed Sheeran cameos). I'll keep watching though, as I'm sure it will pick up. -
Uh, is this where I'm supposed to say that they sound poor?BearsWiin said:
Spoiler alert motherfucker, some of these asshats don't have an easy coast feedDoog_de_Jour said:Loved the opening. ("Oh, no wine for you...wouldn't want to waste it on a woman.")
Damnit Sansa, stop undermining your half-brother (cousin). Jon should banish her before she does something stupid.
I'm also curious why Show!Jamie still supports his sister (it's been a long time since I read the books, but I'm pretty sure Book!Jamie kicked Cersei to the curb awhile ago).
I agree with @BearsWiin, pretty underwhelming opener (unless you're really into the inner workings of the Citadel or Ed Sheeran cameos). I'll keep watching though, as I'm sure it will pick up.
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Honestly I don't give a fuck anymore.
It was cool when I knew what was gonna happen and wanted to see how it plays out on tv. But now that it's new plot shit and d bag Martin will never finish the books I've just lost interest.
I'll wait for a couple weeks and binge to catch up.
And I literally used to fucking love got
Spoiler all you want. I'm rooting for the walkers and the pirate guy. Don't even remember his name because I've read like one book in 5 years so I don't remember shit.
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Nothing will. But you will be told by others that "what makes the show good". Then they will start talking about the books and how there are dragons.BearsWiin said:Disappointing episode, hope shit starts to happen soon or Ima stop watching
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To be fair the battle where Jon got crushed was a pretty dope ass action sequence.CuntWaffle said:
Nothing will. But you will be told by others that "what makes the show good". Then they will start talking about the books and how there are dragons.BearsWiin said:Disappointing episode, hope shit starts to happen soon or Ima stop watching
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I need some dream sequences with Margaery's perky tits or this season looks lost before it's started.
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Only full frontal Sansa can save this show now.
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TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Only full frontal Tyrion can save this show now.
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Ed Sheeran scence seemed like a pop culture sell out. Same with the top knot joke. Plot was generally underwhelming and doubly so for the lack of male nudity.
I read the books but it's been long enough that I can't remember the difference between the book and show plot lines and now just have no clue what's going on. -
Some good midget sex might stand a fighting chance.TierbsHsotBoobs said:Only full frontal Sansa can save this show now.
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Fuck. 53 seconds or so.BearsWiin said:TierbsHsotBoobs said:Only full frontal Tyrion can save this show now.
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I thought Arya poisoning all those inbred Frey's was the tits. Also always fun seeing the Hound have deep meaningful conversations with Thoros. I give it a 7/10. Typical intro episode to get everyone positioned for the shit to come.
Oh yeah, also loved seeing the Night's Watch let Bran pass the wall, ensuring the death of all humanity.
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Any theories on who the burned guy is?
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The ending with the dragon queen was contrived and stupid. Ayra deserves the throne - kill everyone else and be done
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The knight that loves Kahlesibananasnblondes said:Any theories on who the burned guy is?
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Not burned. Greyscale. Horrifying slow death. #awesomebananasnblondes said:Any theories on who the burned guy is?
"Stone Men? Good luck stopping the spread of Greyscale with prayer. You'd have better luck dancing away the plague." ―Tyrion Lannister[src]
Greyscale, also known as "Prince Garin's curse"[1], is a dreaded and usually fatal disease that can leave flesh stiff and dead, and the skin cracked and flaking, and stone-like to the touch. Those that manage to survive a bout with the illness will be immune from ever contracting it again, but the flesh damaged by the ravages of the disease will never heal, and they will be scarred for life.
Princess Shireen Baratheon caught greyscale as an infant and survived, but the ordeal left half of her face disfigured by the disease.[2]
People afflicted by the disease are often called "Stone Men", due to how it makes their skin hard and dead.[3] Stone Men are often exiled from society to live in ruined cities in Essos, such as Old Valyria.[4]
@Gladstone would be proud of the level I have nerded out on this show.
