Women can be the focus of prophecy It's ok to love someone without a dick so long as they can eat pussy Women should always be true to themselves Sand snakes need a lot of editing to make their fighting seem competent Euron is already a better villain than Ramsay ever was Jon never learns
Overall pretty decent episode. We had some great tits, unic sex, bitches impaled on the prow of a ship, and direwolves.
I thought the Sand Snakes were supposed to be some bad ass bitches? Two young ones get aced rather easily, and the other one runs off to protect Mama Snake, gets bitch slapped, and the Mom just stands there and surrenders. Proves that with no men around for backup, they are weak pieces of shit.
Theon could actually be somebody, but he's a dickless bitch instead. FTG. I am assuming he will somehow wind up ruling the Iron Islands in some bullshit look the dickless faggot gets redemption Tom Rinaldi special. Disgusting.
Arya is cool because she is killing tons of shitheads, but fuck, that bitch is ugly. I mean, I'd be nice to her because she might poison me, but I wouldn't fuck her. That's fucking ugly. The only guy who thinks she is cute on the entire continent is a grossly obese tub of shit named meat pie. Christ. Anyway, I probably would fuck her.
The old cunty Tyrell bitch is right. Stop being some steady handed wuss Dany. You have three fucking dragons. Kill everything! God she is a tiresome bitch. Looking way hotter than the last couple seasons though. Two dongs up.
Melissandre foreshadowing is good. Her tits are even better. They should show them more. Cunts.
I hope Jorah Mormont dies in surgery with dumb dumb Sam. He's kind of become a huge twat.
I prefer Tyrion as a rapier witted drunk who bangs out whores all the time.
Boy haircut Cersei is not near as hot. She is crazy though, so that's cool. I hope she dies painfully.
Euron is my new second favorite character after the Night King. Ramsey was just a sadistic prick. Euron is a madman with some fucking flair. Love this guy (no homo). Wonder what he does with the two living sand snakes and Yara. I am hoping for foursome.
Speaking of Yara...what a dumb bitch. She's ugly, so all she going was her wits and iron will. Without that, she's just another ugly bitch I'd say I won't fuck but probably would.
Is it possible for Jon Snow Targaryen to not be stupid? Look, this bastard (lulz) is my favorite "good" character, though Sir Davos and Tyrion (drunk version) are close. But fuck man...he cannot make a good decision to save his life. Hopefully shit goes well in Dragonstone because you know shit is fucked in Winterfell. Leave girl power still PTSD from being raped in the butt Sansa in charge with Littlefinger in her ear? Oh yeah, make sure you choke Littlefinger right before you leave. Dumbass.
Overall pretty decent episode. We had some great tits, unic sex, bitches impaled on the prow of a ship, and direwolves.
I thought the Sand Snakes were supposed to be some bad ass bitches? Two young ones get aced rather easily, and the other one runs off to protect Mama Snake, gets bitch slapped, and the Mom just stands there and surrenders. Proves that with no men around for backup, they are weak pieces of shit.
Theon could actually be somebody, but he's a dickless bitch instead. FTG. I am assuming he will somehow wind up ruling the Iron Islands in some bullshit look the dickless faggot gets redemption Tom Rinaldi special. Disgusting.
Arya is cool because she is killing tons of shitheads, but fuck, that bitch is ugly. I mean, I'd be nice to her because she might poison me, but I wouldn't fuck her. That's fucking ugly. The only guy who thinks she is cute on the entire continent is a grossly obese tub of shit named meat pie. Christ. Anyway, I probably would fuck her.
The old cunty Tyrell bitch is right. Stop being some steady handed wuss Dany. You have three fucking dragons. Kill everything! God she is a tiresome bitch. Looking way hotter than the last couple seasons though. Two dongs up.
Melissandre foreshadowing is good. Her tits are even better. They should show them more. Cunts.
I hope Jorah Mormont dies in surgery with dumb dumb Sam. He's kind of become a huge twat.
I prefer Tyrion as a rapier witted drunk who bangs out whores all the time.
Boy haircut Cersei is not near as hot. She is crazy though, so that's cool. I hope she dies painfully.
Euron is my new second favorite character after the Night King. Ramsey was just a sadistic prick. Euron is a madman with some fucking flair. Love this guy (no homo). Wonder what he does with the two living sand snakes and Yara. I am hoping for foursome.
Speaking of Yara...what a dumb bitch. She's ugly, so all she going was her wits and iron will. Without that, she's just another ugly bitch I'd say I won't fuck but probably would.
Is it possible for Jon Snow Targaryen to not be stupid? Look, this bastard (lulz) is my favorite "good" character, though Sir Davos and Tyrion (drunk version) are close. But fuck man...he cannot make a good decision to save his life. Hopefully shit goes well in Dragonstone because you know shit is fucked in Winterfell. Leave girl power still PTSD from being raped in the butt Sansa in charge with Littlefinger in her ear? Oh yeah, make sure you choke Littlefinger right before you leave. Dumbass.
8/10
#TeamEuron #TeamNightKing #TeamJonStopBeingStupid
@Swaye , can you promise you'll make your Game of Thrones recap a regular weekly feature?
Overall pretty decent episode. We had some great tits, unic sex, bitches impaled on the prow of a ship, and direwolves.
I thought the Sand Snakes were supposed to be some bad ass bitches? Two young ones get aced rather easily, and the other one runs off to protect Mama Snake, gets bitch slapped, and the Mom just stands there and surrenders. Proves that with no men around for backup, they are weak pieces of shit.
Theon could actually be somebody, but he's a dickless bitch instead. FTG. I am assuming he will somehow wind up ruling the Iron Islands in some bullshit look the dickless faggot gets redemption Tom Rinaldi special. Disgusting.
Arya is cool because she is killing tons of shitheads, but fuck, that bitch is ugly. I mean, I'd be nice to her because she might poison me, but I wouldn't fuck her. That's fucking ugly. The only guy who thinks she is cute on the entire continent is a grossly obese tub of shit named meat pie. Christ. Anyway, I probably would fuck her.
The old cunty Tyrell bitch is right. Stop being some steady handed wuss Dany. You have three fucking dragons. Kill everything! God she is a tiresome bitch. Looking way hotter than the last couple seasons though. Two dongs up.
Melissandre foreshadowing is good. Her tits are even better. They should show them more. Cunts.
I hope Jorah Mormont dies in surgery with dumb dumb Sam. He's kind of become a huge twat.
I prefer Tyrion as a rapier witted drunk who bangs out whores all the time.
Boy haircut Cersei is not near as hot. She is crazy though, so that's cool. I hope she dies painfully.
Euron is my new second favorite character after the Night King. Ramsey was just a sadistic prick. Euron is a madman with some fucking flair. Love this guy (no homo). Wonder what he does with the two living sand snakes and Yara. I am hoping for foursome.
Speaking of Yara...what a dumb bitch. She's ugly, so all she going was her wits and iron will. Without that, she's just another ugly bitch I'd say I won't fuck but probably would.
Is it possible for Jon Snow Targaryen to not be stupid? Look, this bastard (lulz) is my favorite "good" character, though Sir Davos and Tyrion (drunk version) are close. But fuck man...he cannot make a good decision to save his life. Hopefully shit goes well in Dragonstone because you know shit is fucked in Winterfell. Leave girl power still PTSD from being raped in the butt Sansa in charge with Littlefinger in her ear? Oh yeah, make sure you choke Littlefinger right before you leave. Dumbass.
8/10
#TeamEuron #TeamNightKing #TeamJonStopBeingStupid
@Swaye , can you promise you'll make your Game of Thrones recap a regular weekly feature?
Or not. I'd be cool with that.
You described nothing I didn't already realize.
Have the seal do it. She's probably a better middle school English teacher than you.
1) I was really ready for that dire wolf to eat Arya's face Ramsey Bolton style. Glad it didn't but I was rattled.
2) Shout out to Hot Pie for saying he's a survivor, 95% chance he gets eaten by a dragon.
3) Another gross scene with fat Sam. Fuck you fat Sam.
4) Wtf was going on with the strobe lights behind Euron's ship.
Honestly didn't love the episode but a lot of people connected so that was good I guess. Ready to see JSizzle and Dany meet up next episode. Oh and that one Sand Snake that popped her titty out to Bronn in that jail scene is undercover sexy as fuck so glad to see they killed the two ugly sisters first.
I guess I'm the only one who think Maisie Williams is hot. No homo.
Most women would look homely when you put them up against absolutely stunning co-stars like Emilia Clarke, Lena Headey, Carice Van Houten, and Nathalie Emmanuel.
I think Maisie looks a lot better when she's not done up like a boy-assassin:
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Women can be the focus of prophecy
It's ok to love someone without a dick so long as they can eat pussy
Women should always be true to themselves
Sand snakes need a lot of editing to make their fighting seem competent
Euron is already a better villain than Ramsay ever was
Jon never learns
Season is good so far.
This article is like something Hondo wrote
Overall pretty decent episode. We had some great tits, unic sex, bitches impaled on the prow of a ship, and direwolves.
I thought the Sand Snakes were supposed to be some bad ass bitches? Two young ones get aced rather easily, and the other one runs off to protect Mama Snake, gets bitch slapped, and the Mom just stands there and surrenders. Proves that with no men around for backup, they are weak pieces of shit.
Theon could actually be somebody, but he's a dickless bitch instead. FTG. I am assuming he will somehow wind up ruling the Iron Islands in some bullshit look the dickless faggot gets redemption Tom Rinaldi special. Disgusting.
Arya is cool because she is killing tons of shitheads, but fuck, that bitch is ugly. I mean, I'd be nice to her because she might poison me, but I wouldn't fuck her. That's fucking ugly. The only guy who thinks she is cute on the entire continent is a grossly obese tub of shit named meat pie. Christ. Anyway, I probably would fuck her.
The old cunty Tyrell bitch is right. Stop being some steady handed wuss Dany. You have three fucking dragons. Kill everything! God she is a tiresome bitch. Looking way hotter than the last couple seasons though. Two dongs up.
Melissandre foreshadowing is good. Her tits are even better. They should show them more. Cunts.
I hope Jorah Mormont dies in surgery with dumb dumb Sam. He's kind of become a huge twat.
I prefer Tyrion as a rapier witted drunk who bangs out whores all the time.
Boy haircut Cersei is not near as hot. She is crazy though, so that's cool. I hope she dies painfully.
Euron is my new second favorite character after the Night King. Ramsey was just a sadistic prick. Euron is a madman with some fucking flair. Love this guy (no homo). Wonder what he does with the two living sand snakes and Yara. I am hoping for foursome.
Speaking of Yara...what a dumb bitch. She's ugly, so all she going was her wits and iron will. Without that, she's just another ugly bitch I'd say I won't fuck but probably would.
Is it possible for Jon
SnowTargaryen to not be stupid? Look, this bastard (lulz) is my favorite "good" character, though Sir Davos and Tyrion (drunk version) are close. But fuck man...he cannot make a good decision to save his life. Hopefully shit goes well in Dragonstone because you know shit is fucked in Winterfell. Leave girl power still PTSD from being raped in the butt Sansa in charge with Littlefinger in her ear? Oh yeah, make sure you choke Littlefinger right before you leave. Dumbass.8/10
#TeamEuron
#TeamNightKing
#TeamJonStopBeingStupid
Glad I am not crazy thinking that Emilia Clarke is looking way hotter. Shes 30 now too. Crazy.
You described nothing I didn't already realize.
Have the seal do it.
She's probably a better middle school English teacher than you.
1) I was really ready for that dire wolf to eat Arya's face Ramsey Bolton style. Glad it didn't but I was rattled.
2) Shout out to Hot Pie for saying he's a survivor, 95% chance he gets eaten by a dragon.
3) Another gross scene with fat Sam. Fuck you fat Sam.
4) Wtf was going on with the strobe lights behind Euron's ship.
Honestly didn't love the episode but a lot of people connected so that was good I guess. Ready to see JSizzle and Dany meet up next episode. Oh and that one Sand Snake that popped her titty out to Bronn in that jail scene is undercover sexy as fuck so glad to see they killed the two ugly sisters first.
I think Maisie looks a lot better when she's not done up like a boy-assassin:
It's like reading Hemingway only to have the final chapters be drawn in crayon by a toddler.
Fuck you R.R. you lazy fat fuck. The books are ruined too!
Still, episode 6.5/10