[Official] Game of Thrones Season 7
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Haven't seen it yet. But I need to know if there are tits.
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Screw George RR Martin that lazy b@stard. This season is everything that is wrong with him.
This season kinda blows...they are fast forwarding though the story but you can tell they have a list of critical events that they are working through and no real background/build-up into why and how any of it should happen. Compare season 2 to this season...in the first 3 episodes so far you have as many critical events as you had in the entire 10 episode Season 2 but with none of the backstory to make it all fit together. And I'm sure it is going to get even worse.
Last season you could kinda tell they had book material to work off of from the never-to-be-finished Winds of Winter, whereas now the show is off in the woods writing their own story with much less time or thought available to do it.
And this is why GRRM blows...he got lazy and built a world up he didn't know how to finish, and it is at best 50/50 that Winds of Winter will be released in his lifetime, much less the probably 3 additional books required to actually coherently finish the story.
This blog is now 5 years old and more relevant today than it was then:
http://grrrm.livejournal.com/
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Jaime never once believed that his brother murdered the king, he even says so multiple times. I don't see how finding out who actually did it changes anything with him.
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Seriously fuck him. At least Robert Jordan had the dignity to let someone else finish his series when he died. I've read if that happens Martin doesn't want anyone to finish them, fuck you you fat oaf. Someone should lock him in a dungeon until he finishes. Guy enjoys going to comic cons and being a minor celebrity way too much.HoustonHusky said:Screw George RR Martin that lazy b@stard. This season is everything that is wrong with him.
This season kinda blows...they are fast forwarding though the story but you can tell they have a list of critical events that they are working through and no real background/build-up into why and how any of it should happen. Compare season 2 to this season...in the first 3 episodes so far you have as many critical events as you had in the entire 10 episode Season 2 but with none of the backstory to make it all fit together. And I'm sure it is going to get even worse.
Last season you could kinda tell they had book material to work off of from the never-to-be-finished Winds of Winter, whereas now the show is off in the woods writing their own story with much less time or thought available to do it.
And this is why GRRM blows...he got lazy and built a world up he didn't know how to finish, and it is at best 50/50 that Winds of Winter will be released in his lifetime, much less the probably 3 additional books required to actually coherently finish the story.
This blog is now 5 years old and more relevant today than it was then:
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That's one magic traveling fleet. Goes around entire continents in a few hours. Also what's with creepy Bran peeping on Sansa lmao
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ROTNPOTDEdwin_Bambino said:
Seriously fuck him. At least Robert Jordan had the dignity to let someone else finish his series when he died. I've read if that happens Martin doesn't want anyone to finish them, fuck you you fat oaf. Someone should lock him in a dungeon until he finishes. Guy enjoys going to comic cons and being a minor celebrity way too much.HoustonHusky said:Screw George RR Martin that lazy b@stard. This season is everything that is wrong with him.
This season kinda blows...they are fast forwarding though the story but you can tell they have a list of critical events that they are working through and no real background/build-up into why and how any of it should happen. Compare season 2 to this season...in the first 3 episodes so far you have as many critical events as you had in the entire 10 episode Season 2 but with none of the backstory to make it all fit together. And I'm sure it is going to get even worse.
Last season you could kinda tell they had book material to work off of from the never-to-be-finished Winds of Winter, whereas now the show is off in the woods writing their own story with much less time or thought available to do it.
And this is why GRRM blows...he got lazy and built a world up he didn't know how to finish, and it is at best 50/50 that Winds of Winter will be released in his lifetime, much less the probably 3 additional books required to actually coherently finish the story.
This blog is now 5 years old and more relevant today than it was then:
http://grrrm.livejournal.com/ -
the logistics of the entire season make no sense especially for a medieval world.
I could believe the troop movements using helicopters and aircraft carriers but not caravels and horses.
Jamie: Kings Landing -> Casterly Rock to fetch the army -> High Garden and no one notices? They're at war and no outriders see 8,000 Lanisters marching 500 miles down the ocean road? Where were the baggage trains for the supplies?
Grey Worm in that little of time sails all the way around Dorn and up to the rock? That's some nice cooperation from the winds and currents!
Let's not forget the magic ships of Captain Greyjoy! He intercepts the sand snakes which I agree would be plausible given they are passing right by Kings Landing from Dragonstone and he was just there hitting on Cersei. But then, depending on where he attacked, he either back tracked north to drop off his prize or just went south (which shows how bad an admiral Yara is because the enemy would literally have been around the next rock). Making port in Kings Landing (again no spies or "little birds") to give away his fleet's position, he would have to spend at least a day to resupply and boast about his captures then he would immediately need to sail the 2000 miles to catch Grey Worm who, also using the same caliber of ships (with the exception of the flagship which must be the Black Peril or Queen Anne's Revenge to be so great), would have had a week or so head start yet catches him completely by surprise right after the attack ends.
This is a complete change from the books where Martin takes logistics into great consideration and even uses them as major plot turns. Examples: A.) needing house Frey to cross the river. b.) The war camps of the Starks and Lanisters showing full support trains and slow movement of medieval armies. C.) Even the Dothraki are previously shown to have supply sections.
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Yeah I'm starting to think this shit might be made up.Gladstone said:
the logistics of the entire season make no sense especially for a medieval world.
I could believe the troop movements using helicopters and aircraft carriers but not caravels and horses.
Jamie: Kings Landing -> Casterly Rock to fetch the army -> High Garden and no one notices? They're at war and no outriders see 8,000 Lanisters marching 500 miles down the ocean road? Where were the baggage trains for the supplies?
Grey Worm in that little of time sails all the way around Dorn and up to the rock? That's some nice cooperation from the winds and currents!
Let's not forget the magic ships of Captain Greyjoy! He intercepts the sand snakes which I agree would be plausible given they are passing right by Kings Landing from Dragonstone and he was just there hitting on Cersei. But then, depending on where he attacked, he either back tracked north to drop off his prize or just went south (which shows how bad an admiral Yara is because the enemy would literally have been around the next rock). Making port in Kings Landing (again no spies or "little birds") to give away his fleet's position, he would have to spend at least a day to resupply and boast about his captures then he would immediately need to sail the 2000 miles to catch Grey Worm who, also using the same caliber of ships (with the exception of the flagship which must be the Black Peril or Queen Anne's Revenge to be so great), would have had a week or so head start yet catches him completely by surprise right after the attack ends.
This is a complete change from the books where Martin takes logistics into great consideration and even uses them as major plot turns. Examples: A.) needing house Frey to cross the river. b.) The war camps of the Starks and Lanisters showing full support trains and slow movement of medieval armies. C.) Even the Dothraki are previously shown to have supply sections.
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Nothings changed with meGladstone said:Jaime never once believed that his brother murdered the king, he even says so multiple times. I don't see how finding out who actually did it changes anything with him.
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These are good points. Kind of part of my "stuff is moving too fast comment," but you stated it much more clearly. Everything seems kind of forced, unreal, and overly sped up right now. I thought it was super JV when Euron is on the Iron Throne talking shit about the Sand Snakes, and two days later he is burning the Unsullied Fleet at Casterly Rock. WTF? It would have taken two days to reprovision and get underway from Kings Landing, working round the clock.Gladstone said:
the logistics of the entire season make no sense especially for a medieval world.
I could believe the troop movements using helicopters and aircraft carriers but not caravels and horses.
Jamie: Kings Landing -> Casterly Rock to fetch the army -> High Garden and no one notices? They're at war and no outriders see 8,000 Lanisters marching 500 miles down the ocean road? Where were the baggage trains for the supplies?
Grey Worm in that little of time sails all the way around Dorn and up to the rock? That's some nice cooperation from the winds and currents!
Let's not forget the magic ships of Captain Greyjoy! He intercepts the sand snakes which I agree would be plausible given they are passing right by Kings Landing from Dragonstone and he was just there hitting on Cersei. But then, depending on where he attacked, he either back tracked north to drop off his prize or just went south (which shows how bad an admiral Yara is because the enemy would literally have been around the next rock). Making port in Kings Landing (again no spies or "little birds") to give away his fleet's position, he would have to spend at least a day to resupply and boast about his captures then he would immediately need to sail the 2000 miles to catch Grey Worm who, also using the same caliber of ships (with the exception of the flagship which must be the Black Peril or Queen Anne's Revenge to be so great), would have had a week or so head start yet catches him completely by surprise right after the attack ends.
This is a complete change from the books where Martin takes logistics into great consideration and even uses them as major plot turns. Examples: A.) needing house Frey to cross the river. b.) The war camps of the Starks and Lanisters showing full support trains and slow movement of medieval armies. C.) Even the Dothraki are previously shown to have supply sections.
tldr: Wall of text nerd rage
It's almost like with no source material the showrunners brains fell out their asses, or they were always just this dumb, but had good material to work off of. Being honest, the writing seems a little less creative and interesting as well this season. Still a good show, but slipping imo. -
Who?Swaye said:Bump before episode 3 fuckers.
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I'm fine with the unrealistic teleportation tactics they are using. I do not want a fucking episode that has a bunch of meaningless conversations and showing Euron and Jamie getting their armies prepped. That was pretty much last season filler garbage.Swaye said:
These are good points. Kind of part of my "stuff is moving too fast comment," but you stated it much more clearly. Everything seems kind of forced, unreal, and overly sped up right now. I thought it was super JV when Euron is on the Iron Throne talking shit about the Sand Snakes, and two days later he is burning the Unsullied Fleet at Casterly Rock. WTF? It would have taken two days to reprovision and get underway from Kings Landing, working round the clock.Gladstone said:
the logistics of the entire season make no sense especially for a medieval world.
I could believe the troop movements using helicopters and aircraft carriers but not caravels and horses.
Jamie: Kings Landing -> Casterly Rock to fetch the army -> High Garden and no one notices? They're at war and no outriders see 8,000 Lanisters marching 500 miles down the ocean road? Where were the baggage trains for the supplies?
Grey Worm in that little of time sails all the way around Dorn and up to the rock? That's some nice cooperation from the winds and currents!
Let's not forget the magic ships of Captain Greyjoy! He intercepts the sand snakes which I agree would be plausible given they are passing right by Kings Landing from Dragonstone and he was just there hitting on Cersei. But then, depending on where he attacked, he either back tracked north to drop off his prize or just went south (which shows how bad an admiral Yara is because the enemy would literally have been around the next rock). Making port in Kings Landing (again no spies or "little birds") to give away his fleet's position, he would have to spend at least a day to resupply and boast about his captures then he would immediately need to sail the 2000 miles to catch Grey Worm who, also using the same caliber of ships (with the exception of the flagship which must be the Black Peril or Queen Anne's Revenge to be so great), would have had a week or so head start yet catches him completely by surprise right after the attack ends.
This is a complete change from the books where Martin takes logistics into great consideration and even uses them as major plot turns. Examples: A.) needing house Frey to cross the river. b.) The war camps of the Starks and Lanisters showing full support trains and slow movement of medieval armies. C.) Even the Dothraki are previously shown to have supply sections.
tldr: Wall of text nerd rage
It's almost like with no source material the showrunners brains fell out their asses, or they were always just this dumb, but had good material to work off of. Being honest, the writing seems a little less creative and interesting as well this season. Still a good show, but slipping imo.
This last episode was a really good episode. -
final 3 eps of the season will be 85-90 min long
previous record was last season's finale that was 65 -
Danny and Jon Snow just need to hump like rabbits in the next episode and get some endorphins flowing. Hilarity ensues for the army of the dead and Sersai.
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There was a real chemistry there not seen since the early days of the incest kidsPurpleThrobber said:Danny and Jon Snow just need to hump like rabbits in the next episode and get some endorphins flowing. Hilarity ensues for the army of the dead and Sersai.
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Memories of Khaleesi getting it doggy-style from Khal Drogo.RaceBannon said:
There was a real chemistry there not seen since the early days of the incest kidsPurpleThrobber said:Danny and Jon Snow just need to hump like rabbits in the next episode and get some endorphins flowing. Hilarity ensues for the army of the dead and Sersai.
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pressure up the middle and heat from the edge?PurpleThrobber said:
Memories of Khaleesi getting it doggy-style from Khal Drogo.RaceBannon said:
There was a real chemistry there not seen since the early days of the incest kidsPurpleThrobber said:Danny and Jon Snow just need to hump like rabbits in the next episode and get some endorphins flowing. Hilarity ensues for the army of the dead and Sersai.
#passion
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PurpleThrobber said:
Memories of Khaleesi getting it doggy-style from Khal Drogo.RaceBannon said:
There was a real chemistry there not seen since the early days of the incest kidsPurpleThrobber said:Danny and Jon Snow just need to hump like rabbits in the next episode and get some endorphins flowing. Hilarity ensues for the army of the dead and Sersai.
#passion
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I've had nights like that.Gladstone said:PurpleThrobber said:
Memories of Khaleesi getting it doggy-style from Khal Drogo.RaceBannon said:
There was a real chemistry there not seen since the early days of the incest kidsPurpleThrobber said:Danny and Jon Snow just need to hump like rabbits in the next episode and get some endorphins flowing. Hilarity ensues for the army of the dead and Sersai.
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is this a pegging thred now?
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It's all pegging and taint lickingAZDuck said:is this a pegging thred now?
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The Pie That Was Promised
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In the opening recap I was thinking myrcella is pretty boneable.
After seeing that she's 17 I've decided that she's pretty boneable in 1 year. -
Again this episode was shit. Side boob? Come on.
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Pedobeartooold.jpgPitchfork51 said:In the opening recap I was thinking myrcella is pretty boneable.
After seeing that she's 17 I've decided that she's pretty boneable in 1 year. -
Speaking of boneable - check out Ozark on Netflix. Jason Bateman is a smug money launderer and lots of tittays.Pitchfork51 said:In the opening recap I was thinking myrcella is pretty boneable.
After seeing that she's 17 I've decided that she's pretty boneable in 1 year.
And it would be wrong to say the 15 year old daughter is going to be the next fap fap fap for a whole generation of young pups.
Edit: she's 18 in *real* life.
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Just watched.
It is going really fast. I'm not mad about it it's just a bit jarring compared to the other seasons.
Cersei, your armies have traveled around the continent multiple times and your hair is still the same length. Grow it out. You look like a boy. I had to jerk off to you in 300.
Did we ever see ellarias tits? Gonna check now.
Euron is the worst casting in the show. He's supposed to be a fucking pirate with long hair and an eye patch and blue lips. How hard would that have been?!
Instead his a short little trendster.
Bran is stupid. The whole idea of his character and everything about him.
He literally exists to tell Jon he's Danys nephew.
Could have cut his whole character out and just found a scroll or some shit.
Dany doesn't have to burn all of Kings landing. Just go ham on the keep.
The comment about bringing ice and fire together was pretty fucking heavy handed.
Need more bronn. Obviously.
How is Jon coming back from the dead a secret? I thought varys was a fucking spy master?! Was that not a somewhat notable event??
Which dragon will Jon bro out with?
Probs rhaegal. Since it kind of sounds like his dad.
Is her little bro being alive not part of the show? I can't remember.
Brb jo
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Hmm..not as good as I thought during my research. I did however learn that 18 year olds were born in fucking 1999! Holy shit.PurpleThrobber said:
Speaking of boneable - check out Ozark on Netflix. Jason Bateman is a smug money launderer and lots of tittays.Pitchfork51 said:In the opening recap I was thinking myrcella is pretty boneable.
After seeing that she's 17 I've decided that she's pretty boneable in 1 year.
And it would be wrong to say the 15 year old daughter is going to be the next fap fap fap for a whole generation of young pups.
Edit: she's 18 in *real* life. -
Who knows more of gods than I? Horse gods and fire gods, gods made of gold with gemstone eyes, gods carved of cedar wood, gods chiselled into mountains, gods of empty air... I know them all. I have seen their peoples garland them with flowers, and shed the blood of goats and bulls and children in their names. And I have heard the prayers, in half a hundred tongues. Cure my withered leg, make the maiden love me, grant me a healthy son. Save me, succour me, make me healthy... protect me! Protect me from mine enemies, protect me from the darkness, protect me from the crabs inside my belly, from the horselords, from the slavers, from the sellswords at my door. Protect me from the Silence. Godless? Why, Aeron, I am the godliest man ever to raise sail! You serve one god, Damphair, but I have served ten thousand. From Ib to Asshai, when men see my sails, they pray.Pitchfork51 said:Just watched.
It is going really fast. I'm not mad about it it's just a bit jarring compared to the other seasons.
Cersei, your armies have traveled around the continent multiple times and your hair is still the same length. Grow it out. You look like a boy. I had to jerk off to you in 300.
Did we ever see ellarias tits? Gonna check now.
Euron is the worst casting in the show. He's supposed to be a fucking pirate with long hair and an eye patch and blue lips. How hard would that have been?!
Instead his a short little trendster.
Bran is stupid. The whole idea of his character and everything about him.
He literally exists to tell Jon he's Danys nephew.
Could have cut his whole character out and just found a scroll or some shit.
Dany doesn't have to burn all of Kings landing. Just go ham on the keep.
The comment about bringing ice and fire together was pretty fucking heavy handed.
Need more bronn. Obviously. -
Nerd.Gladstone said:
Who knows more of gods than I? Horse gods and fire gods, gods made of gold with gemstone eyes, gods carved of cedar wood, gods chiselled into mountains, gods of empty air... I know them all. I have seen their peoples garland them with flowers, and shed the blood of goats and bulls and children in their names. And I have heard the prayers, in half a hundred tongues. Cure my withered leg, make the maiden love me, grant me a healthy son. Save me, succour me, make me healthy... protect me! Protect me from mine enemies, protect me from the darkness, protect me from the crabs inside my belly, from the horselords, from the slavers, from the sellswords at my door. Protect me from the Silence. Godless? Why, Aeron, I am the godliest man ever to raise sail! You serve one god, Damphair, but I have served ten thousand. From Ib to Asshai, when men see my sails, they pray.Pitchfork51 said:Just watched.
It is going really fast. I'm not mad about it it's just a bit jarring compared to the other seasons.
Cersei, your armies have traveled around the continent multiple times and your hair is still the same length. Grow it out. You look like a boy. I had to jerk off to you in 300.
Did we ever see ellarias tits? Gonna check now.
Euron is the worst casting in the show. He's supposed to be a fucking pirate with long hair and an eye patch and blue lips. How hard would that have been?!
Instead his a short little trendster.
Bran is stupid. The whole idea of his character and everything about him.
He literally exists to tell Jon he's Danys nephew.
Could have cut his whole character out and just found a scroll or some shit.
Dany doesn't have to burn all of Kings landing. Just go ham on the keep.
The comment about bringing ice and fire together was pretty fucking heavy handed.
Need more bronn. Obviously.
