My serious take on this; this is quickly becoming Dexter 2.0, which is an 8 year trip to nowhere with a stupidly abrupt ending at every point. At some point John Snow will flee Miami and become a log truck driver on the Oregon coast.
Cersi had some big plans, but she needed the scratch to get the bank off of her back. The funding is cutoff and her army is toast, so she is out of the show. Jamie knows the midget didn't kill his incest baby and he will join forces with Dany and kill his sister/lover, or Arya will kill her.
Theon will redeem himself and kill Huron, but ultimately won't matter.
There isn't enough show left to have an epic showdown with the White Walkers and a battle for the Iron Throne. This will spiral it down into the classic "If you have two QB's you don't have a QB" scenario.
That dragon kicking ass was probably the shark jump of the series.
My serious take on this; this is quickly becoming Dexter 2.0, which is an 8 year trip to nowhere with a stupidly abrupt ending at every point. At some point John Snow will flee Miami and become a log truck driver on the Oregon coast.
Cersi had some big plans, but she needed the scratch to get the bank off of her back. The funding is cutoff and her army is toast, so she is out of the show. Jamie knows the midget didn't kill his incest baby and he will join forces with Dany and kill his sister/lover, or Arya will kill her.
Theon will redeem himself and kill Huron, but ultimately won't matter.
There isn't enough show left to have an epic showdown with the White Walkers and a battle for the Iron Throne. This will spiral it down into the classic "If you have two QB's you don't have a QB" scenario.
That dragon kicking ass was probably the shark jump of the series.
How did you get literally every part of this wrong?
Yeah I have no idea what the Fonz getting on a pair of water skis and jumping over a shark on Happy Days which everyone refers to as the high water mark of the show is.
My serious take on this; this is quickly becoming Dexter 2.0, which is an 8 year trip to nowhere with a stupidly abrupt ending at every point. At some point John Snow will flee Miami and become a log truck driver on the Oregon coast.
Cersi had some big plans, but she needed the scratch to get the bank off of her back. The funding is cutoff and her army is toast, so she is out of the show. Jamie knows the midget didn't kill his incest baby and he will join forces with Dany and kill his sister/lover, or Arya will kill her.
Theon will redeem himself and kill Huron, but ultimately won't matter.
There isn't enough show left to have an epic showdown with the White Walkers and a battle for the Iron Throne. This will spiral it down into the classic "If you have two QB's you don't have a QB" scenario.
That dragon kicking ass was probably the shark jump of the series.
How did you get literally every part of this wrong?
He's right in that there's not enough show left to have a white walker/dragon showdown.
They'll save that for the shitty movie in two years ala the Entourage movie that sucked tit.
Turned on the TV at 6 this evening to watch the east coast SD feed. No sound through the sound system. FUCK. Had to use the TV speakers. Spent the whole episode mentally troubleshooting the sound system, wondering why it wouldn't work, instead of enjoying the show. Rebooted everything at 8pm, everything's fine now, will watch again at 9.
I just realized I can watch it as 6pm, PST, on HBOGO on my laptop. Fuck, why didn't I realize this before. My laptop is actually good for something besides surfing porn and reading degenerate posts here.
Not a bad episode, but not as good as last week's.
Worst episode of the season. Way too much Sam, Gendry is back (who gives a fuck), and Ser Jorah hopefully gets murked by a wight next episode.
Also I know Jon is a retarded strategist but I think walking into the teeth of the undead army with like 8 dudes to capture a zombie seems like a bad idea. But what do I know.
here u have this man jorah mormont who went to hell and back for u multiple times, finally got your heart, contracted some uncurable disease, gets cured, shows up and love is in the air
then u got jon targeryan the most alpha man on the planet not giving any fucks about anything but killing an undead army and petting giant firebreathing dragons like theyre cats
Risking their lives to convince Cersei to cease fire and collaborate until the war with the undead is over seems incredibly stupid and unnecessary. Especially since they can clearly take out Cersei right now as long as they can deal with the fact that there will be a lot of collateral damage.
The smarter plan would be to recruit Arya (and her magic faces) for a clandestine mission to infiltrate KL and kidnap or kill Cersei. Or better still, maybe even kill Cersei and take her face/identity. As soon as she is deposed, the war is basically over since there would no longer be a Lannister heir to the throne. Everyone would just have to get on board with Dany and fight the walking dead.
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Cersi had some big plans, but she needed the scratch to get the bank off of her back. The funding is cutoff and her army is toast, so she is out of the show. Jamie knows the midget didn't kill his incest baby and he will join forces with Dany and kill his sister/lover, or Arya will kill her.
Theon will redeem himself and kill Huron, but ultimately won't matter.
There isn't enough show left to have an epic showdown with the White Walkers and a battle for the Iron Throne. This will spiral it down into the classic "If you have two QB's you don't have a QB" scenario.
That dragon kicking ass was probably the shark jump of the series.
and the falloff isn't 1/100 of what dexter was
jesus dude
Can you please explain it to me, fucktard?
They'll save that for the shitty movie in two years ala the Entourage movie that sucked tit.
Yyfys
First world problems
Not a bad episode, but not as good as last week's.
Also I know Jon is a retarded strategist but I think walking into the teeth of the undead army with like 8 dudes to capture a zombie seems like a bad idea. But what do I know.
Jon petting the dragon was cool I guess.
danys ho playbook goin off
here u have this man jorah mormont who went to hell and back for u multiple times, finally got your heart, contracted some uncurable disease, gets cured, shows up and love is in the air
then u got jon targeryan the most alpha man on the planet not giving any fucks about anything but killing an undead army and petting giant firebreathing dragons like theyre cats
jorah got friendzoned again, poor fuckin guy
The smarter plan would be to recruit Arya (and her magic faces) for a clandestine mission to infiltrate KL and kidnap or kill Cersei. Or better still, maybe even kill Cersei and take her face/identity. As soon as she is deposed, the war is basically over since there would no longer be a Lannister heir to the throne. Everyone would just have to get on board with Dany and fight the walking dead.
I'd make a better Queen's Hand.