[Official] Game of Thrones Season 7
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I've actually heard complaints about "unrealistic dragon growth".
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Some people just need to fuck offCuntWaffle said:I've actually heard complaints about "unrealistic dragon growth".
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Zero dicks or tits. This show is unwatchable.
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My serious take on this; this is quickly becoming Dexter 2.0, which is an 8 year trip to nowhere with a stupidly abrupt ending at every point. At some point John Snow will flee Miami and become a log truck driver on the Oregon coast.
Cersi had some big plans, but she needed the scratch to get the bank off of her back. The funding is cutoff and her army is toast, so she is out of the show. Jamie knows the midget didn't kill his incest baby and he will join forces with Dany and kill his sister/lover, or Arya will kill her.
Theon will redeem himself and kill Huron, but ultimately won't matter.
There isn't enough show left to have an epic showdown with the White Walkers and a battle for the Iron Throne. This will spiral it down into the classic "If you have two QB's you don't have a QB" scenario.
That dragon kicking ass was probably the shark jump of the series. -
you don't know what jump the shark means
and the falloff isn't 1/100 of what dexter was
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How did you get literally every part of this wrong?Mosster47 said:My serious take on this; this is quickly becoming Dexter 2.0, which is an 8 year trip to nowhere with a stupidly abrupt ending at every point. At some point John Snow will flee Miami and become a log truck driver on the Oregon coast.
Cersi had some big plans, but she needed the scratch to get the bank off of her back. The funding is cutoff and her army is toast, so she is out of the show. Jamie knows the midget didn't kill his incest baby and he will join forces with Dany and kill his sister/lover, or Arya will kill her.
Theon will redeem himself and kill Huron, but ultimately won't matter.
There isn't enough show left to have an epic showdown with the White Walkers and a battle for the Iron Throne. This will spiral it down into the classic "If you have two QB's you don't have a QB" scenario.
That dragon kicking ass was probably the shark jump of the series. -
Yeah I have no idea what the Fonz getting on a pair of water skis and jumping over a shark on Happy Days which everyone refers to as the high water mark of the show is.Gladstone said:you don't know what jump the shark means
and the falloff isn't 1/100 of what dexter was
jesus dude
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He's right in that there's not enough show left to have a white walker/dragon showdown.Pitchfork51 said:
How did you get literally every part of this wrong?Mosster47 said:My serious take on this; this is quickly becoming Dexter 2.0, which is an 8 year trip to nowhere with a stupidly abrupt ending at every point. At some point John Snow will flee Miami and become a log truck driver on the Oregon coast.
Cersi had some big plans, but she needed the scratch to get the bank off of her back. The funding is cutoff and her army is toast, so she is out of the show. Jamie knows the midget didn't kill his incest baby and he will join forces with Dany and kill his sister/lover, or Arya will kill her.
Theon will redeem himself and kill Huron, but ultimately won't matter.
There isn't enough show left to have an epic showdown with the White Walkers and a battle for the Iron Throne. This will spiral it down into the classic "If you have two QB's you don't have a QB" scenario.
That dragon kicking ass was probably the shark jump of the series.
They'll save that for the shitty movie in two years ala the Entourage movie that sucked tit. -
And as far as Dexter goes - any episode that didn't have Rita going reverse cowgirl on Dexter was shit.
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She was a nice piece of ass for surePurpleThrobber said:And as far as Dexter goes - any episode that didn't have Rita going reverse cowgirl on Dexter was shit.
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I bet somebody dies tonight bump.
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I'll play this game. My guess is Littlefinger. Bran is gonna out him to Arya and she is gonna cut his throat with that fancy dagger.Swaye said:I bet somebody dies tonight bump.
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Turned on the TV at 6 this evening to watch the east coast SD feed. No sound through the sound system. FUCK. Had to use the TV speakers. Spent the whole episode mentally troubleshooting the sound system, wondering why it wouldn't work, instead of enjoying the show. Rebooted everything at 8pm, everything's fine now, will watch again at 9.
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I just realized I can watch it as 6pm, PST, on HBOGO on my laptop. Fuck, why didn't I realize this before. My laptop is actually good for something besides surfing porn and reading degenerate posts here.
Not a bad episode, but not as good as last week's. -
Worst episode of the season. Way too much Sam, Gendry is back (who gives a fuck), and Ser Jorah hopefully gets murked by a wight next episode.
Also I know Jon is a retarded strategist but I think walking into the teeth of the undead army with like 8 dudes to capture a zombie seems like a bad idea. But what do I know.
Jon petting the dragon was cool I guess. -
Due to my air conditioning situation I'm stuck in a hotel with no hbo so gotta watch it on the phone. Fuck off boorswiin
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Cook it, a dragon will save their ass next episode.
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Also, I wanted to beat the shit out of Sam when he interrupted Gilly... FUCKING IDIOT!
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danys ho playbook goin off
here u have this man jorah mormont who went to hell and back for u multiple times, finally got your heart, contracted some uncurable disease, gets cured, shows up and love is in the air
then u got jon targeryan the most alpha man on the planet not giving any fucks about anything but killing an undead army and petting giant firebreathing dragons like theyre cats
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Risking their lives to convince Cersei to cease fire and collaborate until the war with the undead is over seems incredibly stupid and unnecessary. Especially since they can clearly take out Cersei right now as long as they can deal with the fact that there will be a lot of collateral damage.
The smarter plan would be to recruit Arya (and her magic faces) for a clandestine mission to infiltrate KL and kidnap or kill Cersei. Or better still, maybe even kill Cersei and take her face/identity. As soon as she is deposed, the war is basically over since there would no longer be a Lannister heir to the throne. Everyone would just have to get on board with Dany and fight the walking dead.
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Turns out Dany is just a struggling single mom trying to convince herself she likes Jon because he's good with her kids.
Fuck grrm for the whole Sam going down and finding out about rhaegar being so obvious.
Bronn should've gone with tyrion.
Dickon. Ha!
Why did they try to make Little finger scary? Lol
Like dude, smart people don't sneak around spying on master magical assassins.
There haven't been enough women let alone enough naked women lately.
In fact as I started typing the website to get here to post this I had a dyslexic moment and spelled it as pornhub.com.
Maybe a pitstop to snag a few of crastors retarded wives would be good.
The writing has gotten bad. Tyrion going on some random heartfelt rant about how he didn't ask to be born this way. Weak.
Varys is fucking useless. He needs to hurry up and betray dany so he can burn. -
Few random thoughts, though Gladstone and Pitchfork hit most of them already.
Cersei preggers again, with another incest bastard. Great. She needs to die quick. Whore. She is also looking kind of haggard. We need to wrap this show before she really starts looking old.
Can we bring Melisandre back so I can see hot bitches again?
Seems really fucking forced to concoct a way to have Gendrey (????), Ser Davos, Red Priest, Donbarrion, Hound, Jon, etc. all together at the wall. And why would you go with less than a dozen guys beyond the wall to capture a wight to prove to Cersei, who is already weakened anyway, that you need a ceasefire. Just an absolutely stupid story arc.
All that said, it will be cool to watch them beyond the wall with the Night King, but it makes jack shit for sense.
The Sam cutting whats her nuts off mid sentence when she had the identity of Jon sewed up was kind of dumb. The telegraphing is no longer subtle at all. I know there are not many episodes to wrap all this up, but shit man.
When Cersei tells Jamie not to betray her again, I caught this look on Jamies face that basically said "I'm going to have to kill this bitch one day because she is crazy."
Tyrion Jamie reunion was fucking weak.
Loved Jon petting the dragon. Just saying petting the dragon makes me think or jerking off.
Loved how Arya is fiercely loyal to Jon, and totally has Sansa's number, even after all these years. She also correctly understands that Littlefinger is trying to work a wedge angle, and ultimately get Sansa to betray him. And Sansa is trying to be loyal, but at her core, is conflicted because she is a power hungry cunt, and always has been. I gotta tell you though, I would absolutely love to smash Sansa's vulva. That red headed big bitch is hot.
The Arch Maesters seem like a knitting circle of huge twats.
Was fun watching the Tarley's get toasted.
That's it. Please bring the Night King. -
Water cooler talk at work tells me that Littlefinger left a note Sansa had written years ago, at the edge of a Cersei sword, about Robb or some shit. Anyway, it makes Sansa look like a traitor to House Stark if you don't know any better. So Littlefinger is trying to play Arya against Sansa with some trumped up shit. You all probably knew this already, but I didn't, because I couldn't read the damn note on the screen last night.
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This was my big gripe. Seemed like they were going for some avengers super team thing that just fell flat. This season has been light on killing off good guy characters. I bet Barric or Thoros dies next episode.Swaye said:Few random thoughts, though Gladstone and Pitchfork hit most of them already.
Cersei preggers again, with another incest bastard. Great. She needs to die quick. Whore. She is also looking kind of haggard. We need to wrap this show before she really starts looking old.
Can we bring Melisandre back so I can see hot bitches again?
Seems really fucking forced to concoct a way to have Gendrey (????), Ser Davos, Red Priest, Donbarrion, Hound, Jon, etc. all together at the wall. And why would you go with less than a dozen guys beyond the wall to capture a wight to prove to Cersei, who is already weakened anyway, that you need a ceasefire. Just an absolutely stupid story arc.
All that said, it will be cool to watch them beyond the wall with the Night King, but it makes jack shit for sense.
The Sam cutting whats her nuts off mid sentence when she had the identity of Jon sewed up was kind of dumb. The telegraphing is no longer subtle at all. I know there are not many episodes to wrap all this up, but shit man.
When Cersei tells Jamie not to betray her again, I caught this look on Jamies face that basically said "I'm going to have to kill this bitch one day because she is crazy."
Tyrion Jamie reunion was fucking weak.
Loved Jon petting the dragon. Just saying petting the dragon makes me think or jerking off.
Loved how Arya is fiercely loyal to Jon, and totally has Sansa's number, even after all these years. She also correctly understands that Littlefinger is trying to work a wedge angle, and ultimately get Sansa to betray him. And Sansa is trying to be loyal, but at her core, is conflicted because she is a power hungry cunt, and always has been. I gotta tell you though, I would absolutely love to smash Sansa's vulva. That red headed big bitch is hot.
The Arch Maesters seem like a knitting circle of huge twats.
Was fun watching the Tarley's get toasted.
That's it. Please bring the Night King. -
I hope. If there are no tits then the next best thing is major character death. NOGAF about some minor Tarley cunt getting roasted. Kill Jaime, or Cersei, or Mormont or some shit. Major character death! Or just show Melisandres tits again. Christ.RedRocket said:
This was my big gripe. Seemed like they were going for some avengers super team thing that just fell flat. This season has been light on killing off good guy characters. I bet Barric or Thoros dies next episode.Swaye said:Few random thoughts, though Gladstone and Pitchfork hit most of them already.
Cersei preggers again, with another incest bastard. Great. She needs to die quick. Whore. She is also looking kind of haggard. We need to wrap this show before she really starts looking old.
Can we bring Melisandre back so I can see hot bitches again?
Seems really fucking forced to concoct a way to have Gendrey (????), Ser Davos, Red Priest, Donbarrion, Hound, Jon, etc. all together at the wall. And why would you go with less than a dozen guys beyond the wall to capture a wight to prove to Cersei, who is already weakened anyway, that you need a ceasefire. Just an absolutely stupid story arc.
All that said, it will be cool to watch them beyond the wall with the Night King, but it makes jack shit for sense.
The Sam cutting whats her nuts off mid sentence when she had the identity of Jon sewed up was kind of dumb. The telegraphing is no longer subtle at all. I know there are not many episodes to wrap all this up, but shit man.
When Cersei tells Jamie not to betray her again, I caught this look on Jamies face that basically said "I'm going to have to kill this bitch one day because she is crazy."
Tyrion Jamie reunion was fucking weak.
Loved Jon petting the dragon. Just saying petting the dragon makes me think or jerking off.
Loved how Arya is fiercely loyal to Jon, and totally has Sansa's number, even after all these years. She also correctly understands that Littlefinger is trying to work a wedge angle, and ultimately get Sansa to betray him. And Sansa is trying to be loyal, but at her core, is conflicted because she is a power hungry cunt, and always has been. I gotta tell you though, I would absolutely love to smash Sansa's vulva. That red headed big bitch is hot.
The Arch Maesters seem like a knitting circle of huge twats.
Was fun watching the Tarley's get toasted.
That's it. Please bring the Night King. -
Since cersei is apparently only able to have 3 kids in the prophecy she's either lying or gonna miscarriage.
Now that each episode is like three months cersei needs to grow her hair and stop resembling a little boy.
Grey worm: "uhh, guys? Anyone?"
I need one of the dragons to be a chick so ghost can bang it. -
Miscarriage via a Jamie sword through the back.Pitchfork51 said:Since cersei is apparently only able to have 3 kids in the prophecy she's either lying or gonna miscarriage.
Now that each episode is like three months cersei needs to grow her hair and stop resembling a little boy.
Grey worm: "uhh, guys? Anyone?"
I need one of the dragons to be a chick so ghost can bang it. -
When Cersei said she was pregnant I immediately thought she was lying and just using it as motivation for Jamie to keep fighting.Pitchfork51 said:Since cersei is apparently only able to have 3 kids in the prophecy she's either lying or gonna miscarriage.
Now that each episode is like three months cersei needs to grow her hair and stop resembling a little boy.
Grey worm: "uhh, guys? Anyone?"
I need one of the dragons to be a chick so ghost can bang it. -
Wouldn't be surprised if it is Eurons
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I'm waiting for the dragons to burn that euron trash motherfucker up at seasCuntWaffle said:Wouldn't be surprised if it is Eurons
