Mariners Baby!

chuck

DerekJohnson said:

chuck said:

greenblood said:

chuck said:

greenblood said:

People forget they started 13-2 in 2019, and still couldn't sniff 70 wins.

I know youre just throwing that out there for amusement, but people forget because it's not relevant. This is the renovated Ms loaded with high end talent and depth that they lacked in 2019.

I'm trying to temper my mooging, but it's difficult with little else in the sports world going my way right now.

I hear you. I was a die hard Mariner fan during the Griffey years (first run) and even in the Ichiro years (his first run). It just got to a point that the Mariners seemed to quit wanting to win, and then, they basically lived off nostalgia through the 10s. I switched to the Dodgers after the 2011 season after seeing where things were headed, as I just couldn't take it anymore. I loved baseball, but I hated what my childhood team was doing to me. They were making me start to hate the game. Calling me a fair weather fan is fair game. But I can say, that the Dodgers brought me out of the deepest depths of hell in my baseball fandom.

Im a fair weather fan of aorts too. I quit watching any baseball at all somewhere around 2010ish. My living arrangements changed last summer, and somewhere around mid July I found myself watching TV in the evenings and a lot of Ms games. By the end of the season I was right back on the bandwagon. I'm all in now, so to speak. I really like the team.

If she had a basement I'd quit my job, get a full time, volunteer gig as a golf course ranger to pay for my habit, and basically drop out.

Sounds like paradise to be honest.

DerekJohnson

chuck said:

DerekJohnson said:

chuck said:

greenblood said:

chuck said:

greenblood said:

People forget they started 13-2 in 2019, and still couldn't sniff 70 wins.

I know youre just throwing that out there for amusement, but people forget because it's not relevant. This is the renovated Ms loaded with high end talent and depth that they lacked in 2019.

I'm trying to temper my mooging, but it's difficult with little else in the sports world going my way right now.

I hear you. I was a die hard Mariner fan during the Griffey years (first run) and even in the Ichiro years (his first run). It just got to a point that the Mariners seemed to quit wanting to win, and then, they basically lived off nostalgia through the 10s. I switched to the Dodgers after the 2011 season after seeing where things were headed, as I just couldn't take it anymore. I loved baseball, but I hated what my childhood team was doing to me. They were making me start to hate the game. Calling me a fair weather fan is fair game. But I can say, that the Dodgers brought me out of the deepest depths of hell in my baseball fandom.

Im a fair weather fan of aorts too. I quit watching any baseball at all somewhere around 2010ish. My living arrangements changed last summer, and somewhere around mid July I found myself watching TV in the evenings and a lot of Ms games. By the end of the season I was right back on the bandwagon. I'm all in now, so to speak. I really like the team.

If she had a basement I'd quit my job, get a full time, volunteer gig as a golf course ranger to pay for my habit, and basically drop out.

Sounds like paradise to be honest.

A lot of my jabs and jokes lately have been falling flat on the boards (as measured in Chincredibles). But I laughed, I thought it was a good one. At this moment, sitting in the Uber Pick-Up Zone of SeaTac, amid the vapor-smoke filled interior of his 2003 Prius, @PurpleBaze gazes at his iPhone and shakes his head sadly before saying "THUD!" in Farsi.

PurpleBaze

DerekJohnson said:

chuck said:

DerekJohnson said:

chuck said:

greenblood said:

chuck said:

greenblood said:

People forget they started 13-2 in 2019, and still couldn't sniff 70 wins.

I know youre just throwing that out there for amusement, but people forget because it's not relevant. This is the renovated Ms loaded with high end talent and depth that they lacked in 2019.

I'm trying to temper my mooging, but it's difficult with little else in the sports world going my way right now.

I hear you. I was a die hard Mariner fan during the Griffey years (first run) and even in the Ichiro years (his first run). It just got to a point that the Mariners seemed to quit wanting to win, and then, they basically lived off nostalgia through the 10s. I switched to the Dodgers after the 2011 season after seeing where things were headed, as I just couldn't take it anymore. I loved baseball, but I hated what my childhood team was doing to me. They were making me start to hate the game. Calling me a fair weather fan is fair game. But I can say, that the Dodgers brought me out of the deepest depths of hell in my baseball fandom.

Im a fair weather fan of aorts too. I quit watching any baseball at all somewhere around 2010ish. My living arrangements changed last summer, and somewhere around mid July I found myself watching TV in the evenings and a lot of Ms games. By the end of the season I was right back on the bandwagon. I'm all in now, so to speak. I really like the team.

If she had a basement I'd quit my job, get a full time, volunteer gig as a golf course ranger to pay for my habit, and basically drop out.

Sounds like paradise to be honest.

A lot of my jabs and jokes lately have been falling flat on the boards (as measured in Chincredibles). But I laughed, I thought it was a good one. At this moment, sitting in the Uber Pick-Up Zone of SeaTac, amid the vapor-smoke filled interior of his 2003 Prius, @PurpleBaze gazes at his iPhone and shakes his head sadly before saying "THUD!" in Farsi.

Yep! You nailed it.

greenblood

DerekJohnson said:

chuck said:

DerekJohnson said:

chuck said:

greenblood said:

chuck said:

greenblood said:

People forget they started 13-2 in 2019, and still couldn't sniff 70 wins.

I know youre just throwing that out there for amusement, but people forget because it's not relevant. This is the renovated Ms loaded with high end talent and depth that they lacked in 2019.

I'm trying to temper my mooging, but it's difficult with little else in the sports world going my way right now.

I hear you. I was a die hard Mariner fan during the Griffey years (first run) and even in the Ichiro years (his first run). It just got to a point that the Mariners seemed to quit wanting to win, and then, they basically lived off nostalgia through the 10s. I switched to the Dodgers after the 2011 season after seeing where things were headed, as I just couldn't take it anymore. I loved baseball, but I hated what my childhood team was doing to me. They were making me start to hate the game. Calling me a fair weather fan is fair game. But I can say, that the Dodgers brought me out of the deepest depths of hell in my baseball fandom.

Im a fair weather fan of aorts too. I quit watching any baseball at all somewhere around 2010ish. My living arrangements changed last summer, and somewhere around mid July I found myself watching TV in the evenings and a lot of Ms games. By the end of the season I was right back on the bandwagon. I'm all in now, so to speak. I really like the team.

If she had a basement I'd quit my job, get a full time, volunteer gig as a golf course ranger to pay for my habit, and basically drop out.

Sounds like paradise to be honest.

A lot of my jabs and jokes lately have been falling flat on the boards (as measured in Chincredibles). But I laughed, I thought it was a good one. At this moment, sitting in the Uber Pick-Up Zone of SeaTac, amid the vapor-smoke filled interior of his 2003 Prius, @PurpleBaze gazes at his iPhone and shakes his head sadly before saying "THUD!" in Farsi.

You actively measure Chincredibles?

PurpleBaze

greenblood said:

DerekJohnson said:

chuck said:

DerekJohnson said:

chuck said:

greenblood said:

chuck said:

greenblood said:

People forget they started 13-2 in 2019, and still couldn't sniff 70 wins.

I know youre just throwing that out there for amusement, but people forget because it's not relevant. This is the renovated Ms loaded with high end talent and depth that they lacked in 2019.

I'm trying to temper my mooging, but it's difficult with little else in the sports world going my way right now.

I hear you. I was a die hard Mariner fan during the Griffey years (first run) and even in the Ichiro years (his first run). It just got to a point that the Mariners seemed to quit wanting to win, and then, they basically lived off nostalgia through the 10s. I switched to the Dodgers after the 2011 season after seeing where things were headed, as I just couldn't take it anymore. I loved baseball, but I hated what my childhood team was doing to me. They were making me start to hate the game. Calling me a fair weather fan is fair game. But I can say, that the Dodgers brought me out of the deepest depths of hell in my baseball fandom.

Im a fair weather fan of aorts too. I quit watching any baseball at all somewhere around 2010ish. My living arrangements changed last summer, and somewhere around mid July I found myself watching TV in the evenings and a lot of Ms games. By the end of the season I was right back on the bandwagon. I'm all in now, so to speak. I really like the team.

If she had a basement I'd quit my job, get a full time, volunteer gig as a golf course ranger to pay for my habit, and basically drop out.

Sounds like paradise to be honest.

A lot of my jabs and jokes lately have been falling flat on the boards (as measured in Chincredibles). But I laughed, I thought it was a good one. At this moment, sitting in the Uber Pick-Up Zone of SeaTac, amid the vapor-smoke filled interior of his 2003 Prius, @PurpleBaze gazes at his iPhone and shakes his head sadly before saying "THUD!" in Farsi.

You actively measure Chincredibles?

Who doesn't?

dnc

greenblood said:

DerekJohnson said:

chuck said:

DerekJohnson said:

chuck said:

greenblood said:

chuck said:

greenblood said:

People forget they started 13-2 in 2019, and still couldn't sniff 70 wins.

I know youre just throwing that out there for amusement, but people forget because it's not relevant. This is the renovated Ms loaded with high end talent and depth that they lacked in 2019.

I'm trying to temper my mooging, but it's difficult with little else in the sports world going my way right now.

I hear you. I was a die hard Mariner fan during the Griffey years (first run) and even in the Ichiro years (his first run). It just got to a point that the Mariners seemed to quit wanting to win, and then, they basically lived off nostalgia through the 10s. I switched to the Dodgers after the 2011 season after seeing where things were headed, as I just couldn't take it anymore. I loved baseball, but I hated what my childhood team was doing to me. They were making me start to hate the game. Calling me a fair weather fan is fair game. But I can say, that the Dodgers brought me out of the deepest depths of hell in my baseball fandom.

Im a fair weather fan of aorts too. I quit watching any baseball at all somewhere around 2010ish. My living arrangements changed last summer, and somewhere around mid July I found myself watching TV in the evenings and a lot of Ms games. By the end of the season I was right back on the bandwagon. I'm all in now, so to speak. I really like the team.

If she had a basement I'd quit my job, get a full time, volunteer gig as a golf course ranger to pay for my habit, and basically drop out.

Sounds like paradise to be honest.

A lot of my jabs and jokes lately have been falling flat on the boards (as measured in Chincredibles). But I laughed, I thought it was a good one. At this moment, sitting in the Uber Pick-Up Zone of SeaTac, amid the vapor-smoke filled interior of his 2003 Prius, @PurpleBaze gazes at his iPhone and shakes his head sadly before saying "THUD!" in Farsi.

You actively measure Chincredibles?

DerekJohnson

greenblood said:

DerekJohnson said:

chuck said:

DerekJohnson said:

chuck said:

greenblood said:

chuck said:

greenblood said:

People forget they started 13-2 in 2019, and still couldn't sniff 70 wins.

I know youre just throwing that out there for amusement, but people forget because it's not relevant. This is the renovated Ms loaded with high end talent and depth that they lacked in 2019.

I'm trying to temper my mooging, but it's difficult with little else in the sports world going my way right now.

I hear you. I was a die hard Mariner fan during the Griffey years (first run) and even in the Ichiro years (his first run). It just got to a point that the Mariners seemed to quit wanting to win, and then, they basically lived off nostalgia through the 10s. I switched to the Dodgers after the 2011 season after seeing where things were headed, as I just couldn't take it anymore. I loved baseball, but I hated what my childhood team was doing to me. They were making me start to hate the game. Calling me a fair weather fan is fair game. But I can say, that the Dodgers brought me out of the deepest depths of hell in my baseball fandom.

Im a fair weather fan of aorts too. I quit watching any baseball at all somewhere around 2010ish. My living arrangements changed last summer, and somewhere around mid July I found myself watching TV in the evenings and a lot of Ms games. By the end of the season I was right back on the bandwagon. I'm all in now, so to speak. I really like the team.

If she had a basement I'd quit my job, get a full time, volunteer gig as a golf course ranger to pay for my habit, and basically drop out.

Sounds like paradise to be honest.

A lot of my jabs and jokes lately have been falling flat on the boards (as measured in Chincredibles). But I laughed, I thought it was a good one. At this moment, sitting in the Uber Pick-Up Zone of SeaTac, amid the vapor-smoke filled interior of his 2003 Prius, @PurpleBaze gazes at his iPhone and shakes his head sadly before saying "THUD!" in Farsi.

You actively measure Chincredibles?

chuck

DerekJohnson said:

chuck said:

DerekJohnson said:

chuck said:

greenblood said:

chuck said:

greenblood said:

People forget they started 13-2 in 2019, and still couldn't sniff 70 wins.

I know youre just throwing that out there for amusement, but people forget because it's not relevant. This is the renovated Ms loaded with high end talent and depth that they lacked in 2019.

I'm trying to temper my mooging, but it's difficult with little else in the sports world going my way right now.

I hear you. I was a die hard Mariner fan during the Griffey years (first run) and even in the Ichiro years (his first run). It just got to a point that the Mariners seemed to quit wanting to win, and then, they basically lived off nostalgia through the 10s. I switched to the Dodgers after the 2011 season after seeing where things were headed, as I just couldn't take it anymore. I loved baseball, but I hated what my childhood team was doing to me. They were making me start to hate the game. Calling me a fair weather fan is fair game. But I can say, that the Dodgers brought me out of the deepest depths of hell in my baseball fandom.

Im a fair weather fan of aorts too. I quit watching any baseball at all somewhere around 2010ish. My living arrangements changed last summer, and somewhere around mid July I found myself watching TV in the evenings and a lot of Ms games. By the end of the season I was right back on the bandwagon. I'm all in now, so to speak. I really like the team.

If she had a basement I'd quit my job, get a full time, volunteer gig as a golf course ranger to pay for my habit, and basically drop out.

Sounds like paradise to be honest.

A lot of my jabs and jokes lately have been falling flat on the boards (as measured in Chincredibles). But I laughed, I thought it was a good one. At this moment, sitting in the Uber Pick-Up Zone of SeaTac, amid the vapor-smoke filled interior of his 2003 Prius, @PurpleBaze gazes at his iPhone and shakes his head sadly before saying "THUD!" in Farsi.

When I try to make too many jabs or jokes I

DerekJohnson said:

chuck said:

DerekJohnson said:

chuck said:

greenblood said:

chuck said:

greenblood said:

People forget they started 13-2 in 2019, and still couldn't sniff 70 wins.

I know youre just throwing that out there for amusement, but people forget because it's not relevant. This is the renovated Ms loaded with high end talent and depth that they lacked in 2019.

I'm trying to temper my mooging, but it's difficult with little else in the sports world going my way right now.

I hear you. I was a die hard Mariner fan during the Griffey years (first run) and even in the Ichiro years (his first run). It just got to a point that the Mariners seemed to quit wanting to win, and then, they basically lived off nostalgia through the 10s. I switched to the Dodgers after the 2011 season after seeing where things were headed, as I just couldn't take it anymore. I loved baseball, but I hated what my childhood team was doing to me. They were making me start to hate the game. Calling me a fair weather fan is fair game. But I can say, that the Dodgers brought me out of the deepest depths of hell in my baseball fandom.

Im a fair weather fan of aorts too. I quit watching any baseball at all somewhere around 2010ish. My living arrangements changed last summer, and somewhere around mid July I found myself watching TV in the evenings and a lot of Ms games. By the end of the season I was right back on the bandwagon. I'm all in now, so to speak. I really like the team.

If she had a basement I'd quit my job, get a full time, volunteer gig as a golf course ranger to pay for my habit, and basically drop out.

Sounds like paradise to be honest.

A lot of my jabs and jokes lately have been falling flat on the boards (as measured in Chincredibles). But I laughed, I thought it was a good one. At this moment, sitting in the Uber Pick-Up Zone of SeaTac, amid the vapor-smoke filled interior of his 2003 Prius, @PurpleBaze gazes at his iPhone and shakes his head sadly before saying "THUD!" in Farsi.

I find that, when I try to make too many jokes here in a brief period of time, they seem to draw reactions that range from disinterest to puzzlement to outright disgust or irritation. A "thud" from Bazey is at the positive end of the reaction spectrum.

If I've learned nothing else in my time here, and I haven't, it's that I'm funnier when I'm not trying to be than when I try.

chuck

Nice use of the quote feature as always.

BleachedAnusDawg

Well, they suck again, as always.