Apple Cup Adventure: AKA Fuck Thanksgiving My Life Sucks
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I don't know man, she is texting me now, and screwed me Friday night. Had lunch with her on Sunday. Supposed to get dinner later this week. Who knows. I may pull this off and be back in the money. Best part is since we are just "dating," I can do what I want for the time being. Trying to see Dirty Red one more time this week as well, if possible. Busy week trying to get laid. No rest for the horny.Dawgs4ever said:
If she isn't willing to forgive you for this, she certainly wasn't going to forgive you for banging hookers at your bachelor party. Getting out now is the right move.Swaye said:Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"
Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck. -
Is DR aware shes the second dirtiest red ? She needs to put in work to climb to the topSwaye said:
I don't know man, she is texting me now, and screwed me Friday night. Had lunch with her on Sunday. Supposed to get dinner later this week. Who knows. I may pull this off and be back in the money. Best part is since we are just "dating," I can do what I want for the time being. Trying to see Dirty Red one more time this week as well, if possible. Busy week trying to get laid. No rest for the horny.Dawgs4ever said:
If she isn't willing to forgive you for this, she certainly wasn't going to forgive you for banging hookers at your bachelor party. Getting out now is the right move.Swaye said:Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"
Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck. -
As a percentage variation, you're just staying in your wheelhouse.Swaye said:
8 years is pretty good. I'm all about 10-15 at my advancing age though. 29-34 seems about perfect. Or 22 if she likes 3 ways.AZDuck said:
I got my CLS at 31. She was 23. Worked out good for me.Swaye said:
44 here. 29 is my wheelhouse.Pitchfork51 said:I'm cool with 29 year old sluts.
A bit old.
It's weird that girls my age are now too old
Pics already poasted, fuck off
At 80, you'll be inundated with 40 year old single moms.
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Frenly PSA: in this scenario, I don't think her definition of dating is the same as your definition is dating.Swaye said:
I don't know man, she is texting me now, and screwed me Friday night. Had lunch with her on Sunday. Supposed to get dinner later this week. Who knows. I may pull this off and be back in the money. Best part is since we are just "dating," I can do what I want for the time being. Trying to see Dirty Red one more time this week as well, if possible. Busy week trying to get laid. No rest for the horny.Dawgs4ever said:
If she isn't willing to forgive you for this, she certainly wasn't going to forgive you for banging hookers at your bachelor party. Getting out now is the right move.Swaye said:Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"
Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.
She's probably expecting you will wear a chastity belt.
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Gotta always set the expectations up front. The time to get caught with DR was right after the jamaica trip.pawz said:
Frenly PSA: in this scenario, I don't think her definition of dating is the same as your definition is dating.Swaye said:
I don't know man, she is texting me now, and screwed me Friday night. Had lunch with her on Sunday. Supposed to get dinner later this week. Who knows. I may pull this off and be back in the money. Best part is since we are just "dating," I can do what I want for the time being. Trying to see Dirty Red one more time this week as well, if possible. Busy week trying to get laid. No rest for the horny.Dawgs4ever said:
If she isn't willing to forgive you for this, she certainly wasn't going to forgive you for banging hookers at your bachelor party. Getting out now is the right move.Swaye said:Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"
Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.
She's probably expecting you will wear a chastity belt.
HTH -
If I'm not reading about a threesome by Saturday, I'm out.
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I'm a man. If it is not expressly pointed out in great detail, it never happened.pawz said:
Frenly PSA: in this scenario, I don't think her definition of dating is the same as your definition is dating.Swaye said:
I don't know man, she is texting me now, and screwed me Friday night. Had lunch with her on Sunday. Supposed to get dinner later this week. Who knows. I may pull this off and be back in the money. Best part is since we are just "dating," I can do what I want for the time being. Trying to see Dirty Red one more time this week as well, if possible. Busy week trying to get laid. No rest for the horny.Dawgs4ever said:
If she isn't willing to forgive you for this, she certainly wasn't going to forgive you for banging hookers at your bachelor party. Getting out now is the right move.Swaye said:Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"
Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.
She's probably expecting you will wear a chastity belt.
HTH -
This.TurdBuffer said:If I'm not reading about a threesome by Saturday, I'm out.
If the three way is out of question then we need a new OC. Chhhhrist, all three of them have been in the same room before.....It's not that hard(That's what she said).
I'm sick of losing 4* players just because we have a "feeling" about some other prospect. We will end up f`n around and lose both. This is what shitty recruiters do. We deserve better than this.
The fact that we may lose CLS based on trust issues, meanwhile we are breaking that trust with a *3 who is basically a project. Fyfmfe.........
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dannarc said:
This.TurdBuffer said:If I'm not reading about a threesome by Saturday, I'm out.
If the three way is out of question then we need a new OC. Chhhhrist, all three of them have been in the same room before.....It's not that hard(That's what she said).
I'm sick of losing 4* players just because we have a "feeling" about some other prospect. We will end up f`n around and lose both. This is what shitty recruiters do. We deserve better than this.
The fact that we may lose CLS based on trust issues, meanwhile we are breaking that trust with a *3 who is basically a project. Fyfmfe.........
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Fuck that. If she says something like, "Ok, we're just going to date for a while", that's a green light. It's her fault.pawz said:
Frenly PSA: in this scenario, I don't think her definition of dating is the same as your definition is dating.Swaye said:
I don't know man, she is texting me now, and screwed me Friday night. Had lunch with her on Sunday. Supposed to get dinner later this week. Who knows. I may pull this off and be back in the money. Best part is since we are just "dating," I can do what I want for the time being. Trying to see Dirty Red one more time this week as well, if possible. Busy week trying to get laid. No rest for the horny.Dawgs4ever said:
If she isn't willing to forgive you for this, she certainly wasn't going to forgive you for banging hookers at your bachelor party. Getting out now is the right move.Swaye said:Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"
Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.
She's probably expecting you will wear a chastity belt.
HTH
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Mad respect red man.
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I trust the red cockus on this.
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Been seeing CLS with some regularity and things are going okay. Blah blah blah...nobody gives a fuck. I have another date with Dirty Red tonight, and she texted me last night to tell me it would be a night I wouldn't forget. I hope this doesn't mean she has lined up a threesome with me and Barney Frank. Or do I?
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She's going to break out the strap-on.Swaye said:Been seeing CLS with some regularity and things are going okay. Blah blah blah...nobody gives a fuck. I have another date with Dirty Red tonight, and she texted me last night to tell me it would be a night I wouldn't forget. I hope this doesn't mean she has lined up a threesome with me and Barney Frank. Or do I?
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Do any rhythmic war cermonies on the seal in the past week or so?Swaye said:Been seeing CLS with some regularity and things are going okay. Blah blah blah...nobody gives a fuck. I have another date with Dirty Red tonight, and she texted me last night to tell me it would be a night I wouldn't forget. I hope this doesn't mean she has lined up a threesome with me and Barney Frank. Or do I?
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Of course. But she is trying to slow roll me, hence Dirty Red as my side piece.RhythmicSlappingDawg said:
Do any rhythmic war cermonies on the seal in the past week or so?Swaye said:Been seeing CLS with some regularity and things are going okay. Blah blah blah...nobody gives a fuck. I have another date with Dirty Red tonight, and she texted me last night to tell me it would be a night I wouldn't forget. I hope this doesn't mean she has lined up a threesome with me and Barney Frank. Or do I?
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Swaye flexin on these hoes likeSwaye said:
Of course. But she is trying to slow roll me, hence Dirty Red as my side piece.RhythmicSlappingDawg said:
Do any rhythmic war cermonies on the seal in the past week or so?Swaye said:Been seeing CLS with some regularity and things are going okay. Blah blah blah...nobody gives a fuck. I have another date with Dirty Red tonight, and she texted me last night to tell me it would be a night I wouldn't forget. I hope this doesn't mean she has lined up a threesome with me and Barney Frank. Or do I?
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You're going to be blood eagled.Swaye said:Been seeing CLS with some regularity and things are going okay. Blah blah blah...nobody gives a fuck. I have another date with Dirty Red tonight, and she texted me last night to tell me it would be a night I wouldn't forget. I hope this doesn't mean she has lined up a threesome with me and Barney Frank. Or do I?
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I really hope there is some sexy version of this I don't know about.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
You're going to be blood eagled.Swaye said:Been seeing CLS with some regularity and things are going okay. Blah blah blah...nobody gives a fuck. I have another date with Dirty Red tonight, and she texted me last night to tell me it would be a night I wouldn't forget. I hope this doesn't mean she has lined up a threesome with me and Barney Frank. Or do I?
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As a viking, a good blood eagle always gets me aroused.Swaye said:
I really hope there is some sexy version of this I don't know about.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
You're going to be blood eagled.Swaye said:Been seeing CLS with some regularity and things are going okay. Blah blah blah...nobody gives a fuck. I have another date with Dirty Red tonight, and she texted me last night to tell me it would be a night I wouldn't forget. I hope this doesn't mean she has lined up a threesome with me and Barney Frank. Or do I?
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2 women, 1 man = threesome.Swaye said:Been seeing CLS with some regularity and things are going okay. Blah blah blah...nobody gives a fuck. I have another date with Dirty Red tonight, and she texted me last night to tell me it would be a night I wouldn't forget. I hope this doesn't mean she has lined up a threesome with me and Barney Frank. Or do I?
That's not a threesome. That's gay sex. NTTAWT! -
Nothing gay about a bro five on an Eiffel towerTurdBuffer said:
2 women, 1 man = threesome.Swaye said:Been seeing CLS with some regularity and things are going okay. Blah blah blah...nobody gives a fuck. I have another date with Dirty Red tonight, and she texted me last night to tell me it would be a night I wouldn't forget. I hope this doesn't mean she has lined up a threesome with me and Barney Frank. Or do I?
That's not a threesome. That's gay sex. NTTAWT! -
Two chicks now? Too much time commitment. Just get rid of the seal and start snorting coke again.
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I like free money too much.Pitchfork51 said:Two chicks now? Too much time commitment. Just get rid of the seal and start snorting coke again.
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You deserve to get thrown out of the will for entertaining this foolishness.Swaye said:
I like free money too much.Pitchfork51 said:Two chicks now? Too much time commitment. Just get rid of the seal and start snorting coke again.
Not saying I want you to be thrown out of the will dont twist
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Two women, one man = Threesome
Two men, one woman = Gangbang -
I think the ratio for a gangbang needs to be 3:1. At least for the "airtight" kindEl_K said:Two women, one man = Threesome
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Two women, one man = ThreesomeEl_K said:Two women, one man = Threesome
Two men, one woman = Gangbang
Two men, one woman = Devil’s Three-way
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Looks like Swaye survived the night.
Well... We're all waiting for the Dirty Red details about the night you won't forget.
