Apple Cup Adventure: AKA Fuck Thanksgiving My Life Sucks

Pitchfork51

The old red set him up to get robbed by her meth dealing boyfriend.

TurdBomber

Pitchfork51 said:

The old red set him up to get robbed by her meth dealing boyfriend.

So long as it's a post-motorboat & smash, our favorite Injun is probably fine with that trade.

GrundleStiltzkin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ3s3Cdz3cg

TierbsHsotBoobs

Why isn't this thread pinned?

PurpleThrobber

Pitchfork51 said:

The old red set him up to get robbed by her meth dealing boyfriend.

Kidney. Gone.

Pitchfork51

PurpleThrobber said:

Pitchfork51 said:

The old red set him up to get robbed by her meth dealing boyfriend.

Kidney. Gone.

I'm hearing new red isnt much better

Swaye

It's almost 4am and I'm pissing sideways!

backthepack

Swaye said:

It's almost 4am and I'm pissing sideways!

Clutch!

Swaye

backthepack said:

Swaye said:

It's almost 4am and I'm pissing sideways!

Clutch!

Thanks for the positive words, but to be honest, she's a 29 year old slut. I'm probably lucky number 50 to climb up in that. Met for dinner, had food and drinks, could barely get the check paid she wanted to get back to her place so fast. Which was good, because she is sort of boring. Smash it twice at her place, and I gotta say, not the best. Super hot chick. Fantastic body, really pretty face, great ass and huge tits. But just sort of meh in the sack. As @BearsWiin would say, nothing special.

I'm never let down when I get laid, but this was probably the worst lay in the last three or four years. Made even worse by the fact that she is so damn good to look at. It's like a Ferrari with a Ford Focus engine transplant. You walk up to it thinking you will have the time of your life, and then you drive it and it's lame.

I think the best solution is to go out with her one more time while CLS and I are "just dating," and make sure I didn't misread anything. If she sucks next time, drop her like a bag of bricks.

Worst part? No blowie. Chicks really need to know if they won't go down about the best they can score on a scale of 1 to 10 is a 5. And they drop from there. Meh. Was nice to see those huge tits naked I guess. Really needed the hummer though.

FireCohen

swaye i can hope to be 1/10th of the man you are

BrickSquad

Not to blow your cover. But for the longest time I just imagined that Swaye is Sam Bradford’s online username.

Swaye

BrickSquad said:

Not to blow your cover. But for the longest time I just imagined that Swaye is Sam Bradford’s online username.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Swaye said:

backthepack said:

Swaye said:

It's almost 4am and I'm pissing sideways!

Clutch!

Thanks for the positive words, but to be honest, she's a 29 year old slut. I'm probably lucky number 50 to climb up in that. Met for dinner, had food and drinks, could barely get the check paid she wanted to get back to her place so fast. Which was good, because she is sort of boring. Smash it twice at her place, and I gotta say, not the best. Super hot chick. Fantastic body, really pretty face, great ass and huge tits. But just sort of meh in the sack. As @BearsWiin would say, nothing special.

I'm never let down when I get laid, but this was probably the worst lay in the last three or four years. Made even worse by the fact that she is so damn good to look at. It's like a Ferrari with a Ford Focus engine transplant. You walk up to it thinking you will have the time of your life, and then you drive it and it's lame.

I think the best solution is to go out with her one more time while CLS and I are "just dating," and make sure I didn't misread anything. If she sucks next time, drop her like a bag of bricks.

Worst part? No blowie. Chicks really need to know if they won't go down about the best they can score on a scale of 1 to 10 is a 5. And they drop from there. Meh. Was nice to see those huge tits naked I guess. Really needed the hummer though.

You know why

Swaye

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Swaye said:

backthepack said:

Swaye said:

It's almost 4am and I'm pissing sideways!

Clutch!

Thanks for the positive words, but to be honest, she's a 29 year old slut. I'm probably lucky number 50 to climb up in that. Met for dinner, had food and drinks, could barely get the check paid she wanted to get back to her place so fast. Which was good, because she is sort of boring. Smash it twice at her place, and I gotta say, not the best. Super hot chick. Fantastic body, really pretty face, great ass and huge tits. But just sort of meh in the sack. As @BearsWiin would say, nothing special.

I'm never let down when I get laid, but this was probably the worst lay in the last three or four years. Made even worse by the fact that she is so damn good to look at. It's like a Ferrari with a Ford Focus engine transplant. You walk up to it thinking you will have the time of your life, and then you drive it and it's lame.

I think the best solution is to go out with her one more time while CLS and I are "just dating," and make sure I didn't misread anything. If she sucks next time, drop her like a bag of bricks.

Worst part? No blowie. Chicks really need to know if they won't go down about the best they can score on a scale of 1 to 10 is a 5. And they drop from there. Meh. Was nice to see those huge tits naked I guess. Really needed the hummer though.

You know why

Check the 'Wam you ingrate.

dannarc

This is exactly why I have Big Red at a 3*..... Our player development is complete dreck, our play calling and execution is shit, we have almost zero fan support and all this shit happens after dark.

......and we have a 4* on an official visit today. I hope the Flawgfather doesn't f' this up

AZDuck

Swaye said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Swaye said:

backthepack said:

Swaye said:

It's almost 4am and I'm pissing sideways!

Clutch!

Thanks for the positive words, but to be honest, she's a 29 year old slut. I'm probably lucky number 50 to climb up in that. Met for dinner, had food and drinks, could barely get the check paid she wanted to get back to her place so fast. Which was good, because she is sort of boring. Smash it twice at her place, and I gotta say, not the best. Super hot chick. Fantastic body, really pretty face, great ass and huge tits. But just sort of meh in the sack. As @BearsWiin would say, nothing special.

I'm never let down when I get laid, but this was probably the worst lay in the last three or four years. Made even worse by the fact that she is so damn good to look at. It's like a Ferrari with a Ford Focus engine transplant. You walk up to it thinking you will have the time of your life, and then you drive it and it's lame.

I think the best solution is to go out with her one more time while CLS and I are "just dating," and make sure I didn't misread anything. If she sucks next time, drop her like a bag of bricks.

Worst part? No blowie. Chicks really need to know if they won't go down about the best they can score on a scale of 1 to 10 is a 5. And they drop from there. Meh. Was nice to see those huge tits naked I guess. Really needed the hummer though.

You know why

Check the 'Wam you ingrate.

I did. Give her some coke or meth and tell her what you want

Pitchfork51

I'm cool with 29 year old sluts.
A bit old.

It's weird that girls my age are now too old

Swaye

Pitchfork51 said:

I'm cool with 29 year old sluts.
A bit old.

It's weird that girls my age are now too old

44 here. 29 is my wheelhouse.

AZDuck

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I'm cool with 29 year old sluts.
A bit old.

It's weird that girls my age are now too old

44 here. 29 is my wheelhouse.

I got my CLS at 31. She was 23. Worked out good for me.

Pics already poasted, fuck off

PurpleBaze

AZDuck said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I'm cool with 29 year old sluts.
A bit old.

It's weird that girls my age are now too old

44 here. 29 is my wheelhouse.

I got my CLS at 31. She was 23. Worked out good for me.

Pics already poasted, fuck off

Is it true all actual duck relationships start with rape?

Swaye

AZDuck said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I'm cool with 29 year old sluts.
A bit old.

It's weird that girls my age are now too old

44 here. 29 is my wheelhouse.

I got my CLS at 31. She was 23. Worked out good for me.

Pics already poasted, fuck off

8 years is pretty good. I'm all about 10-15 at my advancing age though. 29-34 seems about perfect. Or 22 if she likes 3 ways.

Swaye

PurpleBaze said:

AZDuck said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I'm cool with 29 year old sluts.
A bit old.

It's weird that girls my age are now too old

44 here. 29 is my wheelhouse.

I got my CLS at 31. She was 23. Worked out good for me.

Pics already poasted, fuck off

Is it true all actual duck relationships start with rape?

Signs point to yes.

AZDuck

PurpleBaze said:

AZDuck said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I'm cool with 29 year old sluts.
A bit old.

It's weird that girls my age are now too old

44 here. 29 is my wheelhouse.

I got my CLS at 31. She was 23. Worked out good for me.

Pics already poasted, fuck off

Is it true all actual duck relationships start with rape?

Duh

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

AZDuck said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I'm cool with 29 year old sluts.
A bit old.

It's weird that girls my age are now too old

44 here. 29 is my wheelhouse.

I got my CLS at 31. She was 23. Worked out good for me.

Pics already poasted, fuck off

Is it true all actual duck relationships start with rape?

Signs point to yes.

Where did you get that pic of our first date, you savage?

Swaye

AZDuck said:

PurpleBaze said:

AZDuck said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I'm cool with 29 year old sluts.
A bit old.

It's weird that girls my age are now too old

44 here. 29 is my wheelhouse.

I got my CLS at 31. She was 23. Worked out good for me.

Pics already poasted, fuck off

Is it true all actual duck relationships start with rape?

Duh

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

AZDuck said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I'm cool with 29 year old sluts.
A bit old.

It's weird that girls my age are now too old

44 here. 29 is my wheelhouse.

I got my CLS at 31. She was 23. Worked out good for me.

Pics already poasted, fuck off

Is it true all actual duck relationships start with rape?

Signs point to yes.

Where did you get that pic of our first date, you savage?

Private stash. I lied. I put it up on PornHub. You have 8181 likes. YW.

Pitchfork51

While you were out banging beaver I stayed home and played a video game. Jerked off too.

Swaye

Pitchfork51 said:

While you were out banging beaver I stayed home and played a video game. Jerked off too.

Need a hand?

dannarc

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Swaye

dannarc said:

What are we waiting on?

Pitchfork51

dannarc said:

Well I died a few times but left the difficulty on hard and got about halfway through the game.
Pretty fun times.

Then I jerked off to a girl getting railed in the ass.

You're welcome for the update.

Dawgs4ever

Swaye said:

Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"

Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.

If she isn't willing to forgive you for this, she certainly wasn't going to forgive you for banging hookers at your bachelor party. Getting out now is the right move.