Apple Cup Adventure: AKA Fuck Thanksgiving My Life Sucks
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She hasn't told them yet which tells me she is holding onto some hope that this works out, because if she was truly done she would have trashed me to them already.AZDuck said:On the bright side - her family will either airbrush you out of the family picture or have to deal with your swarthy, lecherous presence in the family calendar
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She is also like FUCK I take this guy and meet my parents and make it all serious and now this?Swaye said:
She hasn't told them yet which tells me she is holding onto some hope that this works out, because if she was truly done she would have trashed me to them already.AZDuck said:On the bright side - her family will either airbrush you out of the family picture or have to deal with your swarthy, lecherous presence in the family calendar
She's embarrassed.
Or holding on to hope. It could be that. Sure, why not? -
If it wasn't her friend then what;s the big deal?Swaye said:
It was some other girls friend. Thank God. If it would have been her friend she probably would have run me over.RaceBannon said:
Get in a text battleSwaye said:Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"
Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.
You - I may have tried to fuck your friend but at least I would never break up by text -
It's amazing how far @swaye has risenSwaye said:Here's what I love about Hardcore Husky.
1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it. That's next level shit.
2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.
3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.
In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.
After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser. -
This is my logic that she doesn't seem to be buying.RaceBannon said:
If it wasn't her friend then what;s the big deal?Swaye said:
It was some other girls friend. Thank God. If it would have been her friend she probably would have run me over.RaceBannon said:
Get in a text battleSwaye said:Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"
Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.
You - I may have tried to fuck your friend but at least I would never break up by text -
If the poon is as good as the money, you may only have one move...Swaye said:
This is my logic that she doesn't seem to be buying.RaceBannon said:
If it wasn't her friend then what;s the big deal?Swaye said:
It was some other girls friend. Thank God. If it would have been her friend she probably would have run me over.RaceBannon said:
Get in a text battleSwaye said:Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"
Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.
You - I may have tried to fuck your friend but at least I would never break up by text
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Dangerous move. Giving her power over me could fuck me for life. But money is cool. Decisions.minion_doog said:
If the poon is as good as the money, you may only have one move...Swaye said:
This is my logic that she doesn't seem to be buying.RaceBannon said:
If it wasn't her friend then what;s the big deal?Swaye said:
It was some other girls friend. Thank God. If it would have been her friend she probably would have run me over.RaceBannon said:
Get in a text battleSwaye said:Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"
Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.
You - I may have tried to fuck your friend but at least I would never break up by text -
That money is her power too you know. Once married, no pussy and get put on an allowance.Swaye said:
Dangerous move. Giving her power over me could fuck me for life. But money is cool. Decisions.minion_doog said:
If the poon is as good as the money, you may only have one move...Swaye said:
This is my logic that she doesn't seem to be buying.RaceBannon said:
If it wasn't her friend then what;s the big deal?Swaye said:
It was some other girls friend. Thank God. If it would have been her friend she probably would have run me over.RaceBannon said:
Get in a text battleSwaye said:Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"
Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.
You - I may have tried to fuck your friend but at least I would never break up by text -
RaceBannon said:
That money is her power too you know. Once married, side pussy only and get put on an allowance.Swaye said:
Dangerous move. Giving her power over me could fuck me for life. But money is cool. Decisions.minion_doog said:
If the poon is as good as the money, you may only have one move...Swaye said:
This is my logic that she doesn't seem to be buying.RaceBannon said:
If it wasn't her friend then what;s the big deal?Swaye said:
It was some other girls friend. Thank God. If it would have been her friend she probably would have run me over.RaceBannon said:
Get in a text battleSwaye said:Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"
Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.
You - I may have tried to fuck your friend but at least I would never break up by text -
Depending on the size of allowance while considering the other perks this union would bring, the power and pussy may be irrelevant. My man doesn't seem to struggle scrounging up hot strange. Unless of course that all ends at matrimony. But I'm not catching a real sentimental vibe here.RaceBannon said:
That money is her power too you know. Once married, no pussy and get put on an allowance.Swaye said:
Dangerous move. Giving her power over me could fuck me for life. But money is cool. Decisions.minion_doog said:
If the poon is as good as the money, you may only have one move...Swaye said:
This is my logic that she doesn't seem to be buying.RaceBannon said:
If it wasn't her friend then what;s the big deal?Swaye said:
It was some other girls friend. Thank God. If it would have been her friend she probably would have run me over.RaceBannon said:
Get in a text battleSwaye said:Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"
Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.
You - I may have tried to fuck your friend but at least I would never break up by text
