This thread is a great Saturday morning read. NOC but I've had some real life @Tequilla type shit keeping me away from HH and the drive through at work has been busy.
I did have a solid three days of nothing but sitting around but the location I was in blocked HH. Motherfuckers! The shit Utah sites came through tho. Can't get threads like this there. #thisiswhyDerekJohnsongetsallmymoney
1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it.
2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.
3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.
In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.
After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser.
Baaby boy you know what to do, bump this shit.
Pony up for the Wam, she's there, buck naked.
Fuck that i'm poorer than you. Can you make your son an honorary member with a promise to pay off his debt once he can afford it?
1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it.
2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.
3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.
In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.
After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser.
Baaby boy you know what to do, bump this shit.
Pony up for the Wam, she's there, buck naked.
Fuck that i'm poorer than you. Can you make your son an honorary member with a promise to pay off his debt once he can afford it?
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I did have a solid three days of nothing but sitting around but the location I was in blocked HH. Motherfuckers! The shit Utah sites came through tho. Can't get threads like this there. #thisiswhyDerekJohnsongetsallmymoney