Apple Cup Adventure: AKA Fuck Thanksgiving My Life Sucks

AZDuck

backthepack said:

Swaye said:

backthepack said:

Swaye said:

backthepack said:

Swaye said:

Here's what I love about Hardcore Husky.

1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it.

2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.

3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.

In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.

After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser.

Baaby boy you know what to do, bump this shit.

Pony up for the Wam, she's there, buck naked.

Fuck that i'm poorer than you. Can you make your son an honorary member with a promise to pay off his debt once he can afford it?

I discussed this with Derek already. We both agreed Derek might go to jail for contributing to the delinquency of a minor by providing a forum for looking at porn for you. Take it up with the puritans in the legislature. Those fucking assholes.

I am 18.

backthepack

AZDuck said:

backthepack said:

Swaye said:

backthepack said:

Swaye said:

backthepack said:

Swaye said:

Here's what I love about Hardcore Husky.

1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it.

2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.

3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.

In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.

After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser.

Baaby boy you know what to do, bump this shit.

Pony up for the Wam, she's there, buck naked.

Fuck that i'm poorer than you. Can you make your son an honorary member with a promise to pay off his debt once he can afford it?

I discussed this with Derek already. We both agreed Derek might go to jail for contributing to the delinquency of a minor by providing a forum for looking at porn for you. Take it up with the puritans in the legislature. Those fucking assholes.

I am 18.

TMYK!

Swaye

Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"

Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.

backthepack

Swaye said:

Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"

Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.

My turn XD!!!1!! But, seriously I'm sorry buddy. Tats. Coke and redheads!!!! You fucked it up but hey you probably dodged a bullet.

doogie

She probably read your confession here.

allpurpleallgold

I read it.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Swaye said:

Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"

Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.

That's too bad. It sounded like she had $

RaceBannon

Swaye said:

Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"

Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.

Get in a text battle

You - I may have tried to fuck your friend but at least I would never break up by text

Swaye

RaceBannon said:

Swaye said:

Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"

Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.

Get in a text battle

You - I may have tried to fuck your friend but at least I would never break up by text

It was some other girls friend. Thank God. If it would have been her friend she probably would have run me over.

AZDuck

On the bright side - her family will either airbrush you out of the family picture or have to deal with your swarthy, lecherous presence in the family calendar