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Apple Cup Adventure: AKA Fuck Thanksgiving My Life Sucks

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  • BleachedAnusDawgBleachedAnusDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 10,397
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    Sexual Addiction
    Sexual addiction, also known as sex addiction, is a state characterized by compulsive participation or engagement in sexual activity, particularly sexual intercourse, despite negative consequences.
    Otherwise, your last hope may be to somehow get CLS to hate-fuck you. Women cannot separate sex from relationships.
  • DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 59,718
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    Swaye said:

    And if that plan doesn't work, here's a new target for your skillset. Chuck Woolery level Love Connection:

    http://people.com/tv/naya-rivera-allegedly-drinking-out-of-control-before-arrest/

    Wood utterly smash.

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    Sweet Jesus
  • minion_doogminion_doog Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,946
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    edited November 2017
    Swaye said:

    Doogles said:

    I love story time with Swaye because it's real. This board brags about hookers and blow but 99% of you couldn't find it in Tijuana.

    Pump has that part dialed in, a bunch of Seinfeld quoting nerds. You're all wearing dad jeans with Nike Air Monarchs right now.

    But Swaye, he is the real deal. Although I reckon he's much more successful than he lets on, he goes out and slays. And for sure has AIDS.

    When I die of AIDS my final words will be "I wish I had more tim"
    "Shh Bby Is Ok"

    -George Costanza
  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,484
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    Swaye said:

    Update: Meeting CLS at a coffee shop tonight to discuss our future. Have a dinner date all set with Sink Girl for Saturday night. I win no matter how this goes.

    Winners win!
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,045
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    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    Update: Meeting CLS at a coffee shop tonight to discuss our future. Have a dinner date all set with Sink Girl for Saturday night. I win no matter how this goes.

    I totally can see a threesome in your future.

    CLS knows good tits when she sees them.



    Dirty Red's tits are mind numbingly good.
    Christ -and a redhead?!?

    CLS is setting this up already. You think coffee shop meet is to talk about the relationship. She's teeing up the menage a tois and safe words.

    Dare to dream. Maybe they want to be sister wives? A rich brunette and a fiery red both with D cups. Could a loser like me get so lucky?
  • dfleadflea Member Posts: 7,220
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    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    Update: Meeting CLS at a coffee shop tonight to discuss our future. Have a dinner date all set with Sink Girl for Saturday night. I win no matter how this goes.

    I totally can see a threesome in your future.

    CLS knows good tits when she sees them.



    Dirty Red's tits are mind numbingly good.
    Christ -and a redhead?!?

    CLS is setting this up already. You think coffee shop meet is to talk about the relationship. She's teeing up the menage a tois and safe words.

    Dare to dream. Maybe they want to be sister wives? A rich brunette and a fiery red both with D cups. Could a loser like me get so lucky?
    No.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,045
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    Swaye I’m not sure how much longer I can tolerate your crazy drunk sexventures without any pics. I’m a Dr. Seuss/Todd Graham kind of guy.

    Talk to Boobs. I posted some once and a week later I see they end up superimposed onto the FBI 10 most wanted list when I was going to jail. Sven kills all the fun.
  • AlexisAlexis Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,977
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    I hear pics are legal if you place them on a flatbed
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