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Apple Cup Adventure: AKA Fuck Thanksgiving My Life Sucks

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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,015
    Swaye said:

    Situation Fupdate:

    Met CLS for coffee last night. She says she is very disappointed in my behavior and that I let her down. She started sobbing, right there in Starbucks. If I had a functioning soul I would have felt terrible. But, being me, I felt mildly annoyed. She asks me point blank if I have cheated on her, beyond just grabbing Dirty Red's tits, since we've been together. I lie and say never, not once. I am pretty sure telling her I nailed our office manager at the new job after a Friday work party a couple months ago and a hooker in Singapore is a terrible strategy for getting back together. She seems to have bought it. Anyway, she tells me we are going to have to take it slow, and that I need to regain her trust, blah blah blah. I blow the back out of it two hours later at my place. I guess two hours is slow now. Or she builds trust quickly. Either way, Victory!

    After the makeup coitus, she gets set to leave and tells me again that she wants to take it slow. And that she wants to go back to "just dating," as we work through this difficult time. I agree with her, and say yes, I will work on my behavior, and if we can resolve this and build trust back slowly, maybe we can get back to where we were in a few months. She agrees, and sets a lunch date with me on Sunday. Last thing she text's me last night after she gets home is she hopes we can "heal" the wound from this episode, and be stronger in the future. I plan to take Dirty Red out tonight on our planned date and smash it ATM style if possible. Let the healing begin.

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    This is how I picture Jen Cohen when she finally decides to flash the puppies....and lose 60 pounds.....and dye her hair red....at which time I will chin the hell out of that cleavage.

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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,015
    vadawg said:

    EwaDawg said:

    Sorry. As another old guy I have definitely nailed a black chick.

    Honestly, its nothing special.

    They smell funny;)
    Collard green hater.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738 Founders Club
    whlinder said:

    Swaye said:

    whlinder said:

    I think the title of this thread needs to be renamed from "My Life Sucks"

    I still lost my best jacket and 400 bucks. That sucked.
    If you end up banging the red head while maintaining access to CLS ass and money, is it worth it?
    Oh yeah. Small price to pay.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    edited December 2017
    400 bucks isn't so bad.

    Last sat I got a hotel room at 145 am after my high school reunion but was pretty drunk and accidentally booked two rooms.

    Was it worth it though?





    Nope. Not at all.

    Didn't lose my jacket though.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738 Founders Club
    edited December 2017
    Pitchfork51 said:

    400 bucks isn't so bad.

    Last sat I got a hotel room at 145 am after my high school reunion but was pretty drunk and accidentally booked two rooms.

    Was it worth it though?





    Nope. Not at all.

    Didn't lose my jacket though.

    Yeah, the jacket was an Icon leather jacket. Those fuckers aren't cheap.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Swaye said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    400 bucks isn't so bad.

    Last sat I got a hotel room at 145 am after my high school reunion but was pretty drunk and accidentally booked two rooms.

    Was it worth it though?





    Nope. Not at all.

    Didn't lose my jacket though.

    Yeah, the jacket was an Icon leather jacket. Those fuckers aren't cheap.
    Oh damn just looked it up. That blows.

    Your misadventure is giving me pause. I just have a cheap jacket because I wanted to see how it played but now looking to get a nice one.

    But losing it seems to be likely at some point
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738 Founders Club
    Pitchfork51 said:

    Swaye said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    400 bucks isn't so bad.

    Last sat I got a hotel room at 145 am after my high school reunion but was pretty drunk and accidentally booked two rooms.

    Was it worth it though?





    Nope. Not at all.

    Didn't lose my jacket though.

    Yeah, the jacket was an Icon leather jacket. Those fuckers aren't cheap.
    Oh damn just looked it up. That blows.

    Your misadventure is giving me pause. I just have a cheap jacket because I wanted to see how it played but now looking to get a nice one.

    But losing it seems to be likely at some point
    Icon makes really good shit. I wear their Elsinor boots and the Baja half boots. Top quality riding gear, super reinforced but comfy. Good shit.
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  • dannarc
    dannarc Member Posts: 2,693
    Swaye said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    Swaye said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    Swaye said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    400 bucks isn't so bad.

    Last sat I got a hotel room at 145 am after my high school reunion but was pretty drunk and accidentally booked two rooms.

    Was it worth it though?





    Nope. Not at all.

    Didn't lose my jacket though.

    Yeah, the jacket was an Icon leather jacket. Those fuckers aren't cheap.
    Oh damn just looked it up. That blows.

    Your misadventure is giving me pause. I just have a cheap jacket because I wanted to see how it played but now looking to get a nice one.

    But losing it seems to be likely at some point
    Icon makes really good shit. I wear their Elsinor boots and the Baja half boots. Top quality riding gear, super reinforced but comfy. Good shit.
    Downvoted for lack of moccasin recommendation.
    Whatever she is wearing that you can't see because NOGAF what her shoes look like.

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    Go Noles!!!!
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  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,584 Standard Supporter
    Did you ever bang that teacher with big tits in Jamaica or wherever?
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738 Founders Club
    Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

    Did you ever bang that teacher with big tits in Jamaica or wherever?

    Hahahhahhahahah! That was fucking great.
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  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,302 Founders Club
    Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

    backthepack said:

    Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

    Did you ever bang that teacher with big tits in Jamaica or wherever?

    She's CLS you bumbling idiot.
    I'm supposed to keep track of Swaye's sluts?
    YES!!
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  • DeepSeaZ
    DeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901
    Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

    backthepack said:

    Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

    Did you ever bang that teacher with big tits in Jamaica or wherever?

    She's CLS you bumbling idiot.
    I'm supposed to keep track of Swaye's sluts?
    Yes! It takes all of us to keep the records straight. Fuck, you think this shit just happens by itself?
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738 Founders Club
    Only a couple more hours until date time. Need to decide if I should shower or go with natural musk.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Swaye said:

    Only a couple more hours until date time. Need to decide if I should shower or go with natural musk.

    Seafood was a weird choice. Just get some sashimi at Ra and go pound.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    edited December 2017
    Damn edit
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Swaye said:

    Commencing seafood date night with Dirty Red. Pray it ends in full on get down gorilla sex with no AIDS.

    Swaye said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    Swaye said:

    Only a couple more hours until date time. Need to decide if I should shower or go with natural musk.

    Seafood was a weird choice. Just get some sashimi at Ra and go pound.
    Oysters make me hard as a diamond in an ice storm.
    I guess at your age that is a consideration
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  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,035 Standard Supporter
    Pitchfork51 said:

    Swaye said:

    Commencing seafood date night with Dirty Red. Pray it ends in full on get down gorilla sex with no AIDS.

    Swaye said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    Swaye said:

    Only a couple more hours until date time. Need to decide if I should shower or go with natural musk.

    Seafood was a weird choice. Just get some sashimi at Ra and go pound.
    Oysters make me hard as a diamond in an ice storm.
    I guess at your age that is a consideration
    It's not the age. It's the mileage.
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  • whlinder
    whlinder Member Posts: 5,266
    Peeple in Winchister eat seafood?
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  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,425 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    whlinder said:

    I think the title of this thread needs to be renamed from "My Life Sucks"

    I still lost my best jacket and 400 bucks. That sucked.
    You shouldn't have been allowed to "dig".

    Very very common poker rule.
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  • minion_doog
    minion_doog Member Posts: 2,024
    Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

    backthepack said:

    Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

    Did you ever bang that teacher with big tits in Jamaica or wherever?

    She's CLS you bumbling idiot.
    I'm supposed to keep track of Swaye's sluts?
    I'm just a GIF poasting, AIDS spreading, new-feesh-doog, but I've got those freaky tales dialed. the. fuck. in.
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