Apple Cup Adventure: AKA Fuck Thanksgiving My Life Sucks

BleachedAnusDawg

Sexual Addiction

Sexual addiction, also known as sex addiction, is a state characterized by compulsive participation or engagement in sexual activity, particularly sexual intercourse, despite negative consequences.

Otherwise, your last hope may be to somehow get CLS to hate-fuck you. Women cannot separate sex from relationships.

DerekJohnson

Swaye said:

PurpleThrobber said:

And if that plan doesn't work, here's a new target for your skillset. Chuck Woolery level Love Connection:

http://people.com/tv/naya-rivera-allegedly-drinking-out-of-control-before-arrest/

Wood utterly smash.

Sweet Jesus

Doogles

I love story time with Swaye because it's real. This board brags about hookers and blow but 99% of you couldn't find it in Tijuana.

Pump has that part dialed in, a bunch of Seinfeld quoting nerds. You're all wearing dad jeans with Nike Air Monarchs right now.

But Swaye, he is the real deal. Although I reckon he's much more successful than he lets on, he goes out and slays. And for sure has AIDS.

RaceBannon

Doogles said:

I love story time with Swaye because it's real. This board brags about hookers and blow but 99% of you couldn't find it in Tijuana.

Pump has that part dialed in, a bunch of Seinfeld quoting nerds. You're all wearing dad jeans with Nike Air Monarchs right now.

But Swaye, he is the real deal. Although I reckon he's much more successful than he lets on, he goes out and slays. And for sure has AIDS.

BUT I HAVE A CONTRACT

Swaye

Doogles said:

I love story time with Swaye because it's real. This board brags about hookers and blow but 99% of you couldn't find it in Tijuana.

Pump has that part dialed in, a bunch of Seinfeld quoting nerds. You're all wearing dad jeans with Nike Air Monarchs right now.

But Swaye, he is the real deal. Although I reckon he's much more successful than he lets on, he goes out and slays. And for sure has AIDS.

When I die of AIDS my final words will be "I wish I had more tim"

minion_doog

Swaye said:

Doogles said:

I love story time with Swaye because it's real. This board brags about hookers and blow but 99% of you couldn't find it in Tijuana.

Pump has that part dialed in, a bunch of Seinfeld quoting nerds. You're all wearing dad jeans with Nike Air Monarchs right now.

But Swaye, he is the real deal. Although I reckon he's much more successful than he lets on, he goes out and slays. And for sure has AIDS.

When I die of AIDS my final words will be "I wish I had more tim"

"Shh Bby Is Ok"

-George Costanza

picalogestabo

Swaye

picalogestabo said:

@dnc and I feel like our forbidden love can flower in the new gay Virginia.

Swaye

Update: Meeting CLS at a coffee shop tonight to discuss our future. Have a dinner date all set with Sink Girl for Saturday night. I win no matter how this goes.

PurpleBaze

Swaye said:

Update: Meeting CLS at a coffee shop tonight to discuss our future. Have a dinner date all set with Sink Girl for Saturday night. I win no matter how this goes.

Winners win!

PurpleThrobber

Swaye said:

Update: Meeting CLS at a coffee shop tonight to discuss our future. Have a dinner date all set with Sink Girl for Saturday night. I win no matter how this goes.

I totally can see a threesome in your future.

CLS knows good tits when she sees them.

Swaye

PurpleThrobber said:

Swaye said:

Update: Meeting CLS at a coffee shop tonight to discuss our future. Have a dinner date all set with Sink Girl for Saturday night. I win no matter how this goes.

I totally can see a threesome in your future.

CLS knows good tits when she sees them.

Dirty Red's tits are mind numbingly good.

PurpleThrobber

Swaye said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Swaye said:

Update: Meeting CLS at a coffee shop tonight to discuss our future. Have a dinner date all set with Sink Girl for Saturday night. I win no matter how this goes.

I totally can see a threesome in your future.

CLS knows good tits when she sees them.

Dirty Red's tits are mind numbingly good.

Christ -and a redhead?!?

CLS is setting this up already. You think coffee shop meet is to talk about the relationship. She's teeing up the menage a tois and safe words.

Swaye

PurpleThrobber said:

Swaye said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Swaye said:

Update: Meeting CLS at a coffee shop tonight to discuss our future. Have a dinner date all set with Sink Girl for Saturday night. I win no matter how this goes.

I totally can see a threesome in your future.

CLS knows good tits when she sees them.

Dirty Red's tits are mind numbingly good.

Christ -and a redhead?!?

CLS is setting this up already. You think coffee shop meet is to talk about the relationship. She's teeing up the menage a tois and safe words.

Dare to dream. Maybe they want to be sister wives? A rich brunette and a fiery red both with D cups. Could a loser like me get so lucky?

dannarc

Anybody seen the hudl on CLS or the Redhead? Can we move this thread over to the recruiting bored? Until then...........



She Gone

dflea

Swaye said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Swaye said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Swaye said:

Update: Meeting CLS at a coffee shop tonight to discuss our future. Have a dinner date all set with Sink Girl for Saturday night. I win no matter how this goes.

I totally can see a threesome in your future.

CLS knows good tits when she sees them.

Dirty Red's tits are mind numbingly good.

Christ -and a redhead?!?

CLS is setting this up already. You think coffee shop meet is to talk about the relationship. She's teeing up the menage a tois and safe words.

Dare to dream. Maybe they want to be sister wives? A rich brunette and a fiery red both with D cups. Could a loser like me get so lucky?

No.

CuntWaffle

Swaye I’m not sure how much longer I can tolerate your crazy drunk sexventures without any pics. I’m a Dr. Seuss/Todd Graham kind of guy.

Swaye

CuntWaffle said:

Swaye I’m not sure how much longer I can tolerate your crazy drunk sexventures without any pics. I’m a Dr. Seuss/Todd Graham kind of guy.

Talk to Boobs. I posted some once and a week later I see they end up superimposed onto the FBI 10 most wanted list when I was going to jail. Sven kills all the fun.

Alexis

I hear pics are legal if you place them on a flatbed

Swaye

Alexis said:

I hear pics are legal if you place them on a flatbed

I need to get a hot black girl added to this mix. Never nailed a black girl. @RaceBannon tells me it's nice. I trust him. Old people seem very reliable.