Apple Cup Adventure: AKA Fuck Thanksgiving My Life Sucks
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I totally can see a threesome in your future.Swaye said:Update: Meeting CLS at a coffee shop tonight to discuss our future. Have a dinner date all set with Sink Girl for Saturday night. I win no matter how this goes.
CLS knows good tits when she sees them.
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Dirty Red's tits are mind numbingly good.PurpleThrobber said:
I totally can see a threesome in your future.Swaye said:Update: Meeting CLS at a coffee shop tonight to discuss our future. Have a dinner date all set with Sink Girl for Saturday night. I win no matter how this goes.
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Christ -and a redhead?!?Swaye said:
Dirty Red's tits are mind numbingly good.PurpleThrobber said:
I totally can see a threesome in your future.Swaye said:Update: Meeting CLS at a coffee shop tonight to discuss our future. Have a dinner date all set with Sink Girl for Saturday night. I win no matter how this goes.
CLS knows good tits when she sees them.
CLS is setting this up already. You think coffee shop meet is to talk about the relationship. She's teeing up the menage a tois and safe words.
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Dare to dream. Maybe they want to be sister wives? A rich brunette and a fiery red both with D cups. Could a loser like me get so lucky?PurpleThrobber said:
Christ -and a redhead?!?Swaye said:
Dirty Red's tits are mind numbingly good.PurpleThrobber said:
I totally can see a threesome in your future.Swaye said:Update: Meeting CLS at a coffee shop tonight to discuss our future. Have a dinner date all set with Sink Girl for Saturday night. I win no matter how this goes.
CLS knows good tits when she sees them.
CLS is setting this up already. You think coffee shop meet is to talk about the relationship. She's teeing up the menage a tois and safe words. -
Anybody seen the hudl on CLS or the Redhead? Can we move this thread over to the recruiting bored? Until then...........
She Gone -
No.Swaye said:
Dare to dream. Maybe they want to be sister wives? A rich brunette and a fiery red both with D cups. Could a loser like me get so lucky?PurpleThrobber said:
Christ -and a redhead?!?Swaye said:
Dirty Red's tits are mind numbingly good.PurpleThrobber said:
I totally can see a threesome in your future.Swaye said:Update: Meeting CLS at a coffee shop tonight to discuss our future. Have a dinner date all set with Sink Girl for Saturday night. I win no matter how this goes.
CLS knows good tits when she sees them.
CLS is setting this up already. You think coffee shop meet is to talk about the relationship. She's teeing up the menage a tois and safe words. -
Swaye I’m not sure how much longer I can tolerate your crazy drunk sexventures without any pics. I’m a Dr. Seuss/Todd Graham kind of guy.
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Talk to Boobs. I posted some once and a week later I see they end up superimposed onto the FBI 10 most wanted list when I was going to jail. Sven kills all the fun.CuntWaffle said:Swaye I’m not sure how much longer I can tolerate your crazy drunk sexventures without any pics. I’m a Dr. Seuss/Todd Graham kind of guy.
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I hear pics are legal if you place them on a flatbed
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I need to get a hot black girl added to this mix. Never nailed a black girl. @RaceBannon tells me it's nice. I trust him. Old people seem very reliable.Alexis said:I hear pics are legal if you place them on a flatbed
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Sorry. As another old guy I have definitely nailed a black chick.
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Sad!!Swaye said:
I need to get a hot black girl added to this mix. Never nailed a black girl. @RaceBannon tells me it's nice. I trust him. Old people seem very reliable.Alexis said:I hear pics are legal if you place them on a flatbed
How? If they are the non hood rat kind you just kind of show up and be white.
And yeah yeah injun whatever. You look white. -
TYFYS.Swaye said:Just reread this:
http://hardcorehusky.com/forums/#/discussion/25940/drunken-ramblings-death-row-vs-woodshed-pirates-edition/p1
Two short years ago I was a total catastrophe, and now I am again. FML. -
You will never come backSwaye said:
I need to get a hot black girl added to this mix. Never nailed a black girl. @RaceBannon tells me it's nice. I trust him. Old people seem very reliable.Alexis said:I hear pics are legal if you place them on a flatbed
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Head to Gorst and mention Puppy's name for said black girl. Of course her place of employment closed down and 15 years later she probably has no teeth and is still love struck for Puppy per Puppy.Swaye said:
I need to get a hot black girl added to this mix. Never nailed a black girl. @RaceBannon tells me it's nice. I trust him. Old people seem very reliable.Alexis said:I hear pics are legal if you place them on a flatbed
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Dibs on Swaye’s wreckage
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Put this shit in your Will. I get whatever isn’t dead, unless it’s NAIDSDeepSeaZ said:Dibs on Swaye’s wreckage
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Tuna?Swaye said:Still trying to fix things with CLS, but since she isn't talking much figured I'd take the opportunity to talk to sink girl. I'm taking her out for seafood tonight. I fully intend to plow the shit out of it during this trying separation. Sometimes bad things bring happy results.
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They smell funny;)EwaDawg said:Sorry. As another old guy I have definitely nailed a black chick.
Honestly, its nothing special.
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Swaye said:
Update: Meeting CLS at a coffee shop tonight to discuss our future. Have a dinner date all set with Sink Girl for Saturday night. I win no matter how this goes.
pretty sure you can nail redhead in the restaurant restroomSwaye said:Update: Meeting CLS at a coffee shop tonight to discuss our future. Have a dinner date all set with Sink Girl for Saturday night. I win no matter how this goes.
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It feels like coming home.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:Swaye said:Update: Meeting CLS at a coffee shop tonight to discuss our future. Have a dinner date all set with Sink Girl for Saturday night. I win no matter how this goes.
pretty sure you can nail redhead in the restaurant restroomSwaye said:Update: Meeting CLS at a coffee shop tonight to discuss our future. Have a dinner date all set with Sink Girl for Saturday night. I win no matter how this goes.
she seems like that kind of girl -
Situation Fupdate:
Met CLS for coffee last night. She says she is very disappointed in my behavior and that I let her down. She started sobbing, right there in Starbucks. If I had a functioning soul I would have felt terrible. But, being me, I felt mildly annoyed. She asks me point blank if I have cheated on her, beyond just grabbing Dirty Red's tits, since we've been together. I lie and say never, not once. I am pretty sure telling her I nailed our office manager at the new job after a Friday work party a couple months ago and a hooker in Singapore is a terrible strategy for getting back together. She seems to have bought it. Anyway, she tells me we are going to have to take it slow, and that I need to regain her trust, blah blah blah. I blow the back out of it two hours later at my place. I guess two hours is slow now. Or she builds trust quickly. Either way, Victory!
After the makeup coitus, she gets set to leave and tells me again that she wants to take it slow. And that she wants to go back to "just dating," as we work through this difficult time. I agree with her, and say yes, I will work on my behavior, and if we can resolve this and build trust back slowly, maybe we can get back to where we were in a few months. She agrees, and sets a lunch date with me on Sunday. Last thing she text's me last night after she gets home is she hopes we can "heal" the wound from this episode, and be stronger in the future. I plan to take Dirty Red out tonight on our planned date and smash it ATM style if possible. Let the healing begin.
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Oh Allah be praised - was worried you were headed to couples sensitivity counseling to talk about feelingsSwaye said:
If I had a functioning soul I would have felt terrible. But, being me, I felt mildly annoyed. />
Dirty Red is probably fingering herself fantasizing about her upcumming pelvic thrashing -
I think the title of this thread needs to be renamed from "My Life Sucks"
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Swaye, you are a true chinspiration.
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I still lost my best jacket and 400 bucks. That sucked.whlinder said:I think the title of this thread needs to be renamed from "My Life Sucks"
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I think Dirty Red is down for pretty much anything. Hot as balls. I recall that crazy red head in rehab. She kicked so much ass.tenndawg said:
Oh Allah be praised - was worried you were headed to couples sensitivity counseling to talk about feelingsSwaye said:
If I had a functioning soul I would have felt terrible. But, being me, I felt mildly annoyed. />
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Ok, here is what I've got so far........
Big Red *3, 34C - Very moble, good tips, flexible, and decent size. Pocket presence and escapability are in question. Agility and a better 40time will help the escapability factor, perhaps, red shirt her and give Sochia a year for development until CLS is gone then she could fill the void nicely. I basically see Big Red as a duel threat to Swayes situation. For those that love big backs, this is one to keep and eye on.....
CLS *4, 36D - This is your typical blue blood croot'. Comes from a relatively solid background, good family values, honest, your basic OKG. Extremely versatile, great pocket presence, speed, size, and overall awareness is through the roof. Multiple sources are interested, yet she will make another official visit on Sunday. Some are speculating that this is a ploy to put more pressure on bf#2 to committ early.......In other words.......SHE GONE -
YBFE and the rare post that gets me AND @CokeGreaterThanPepsi to jerk off at the same time.dannarc said:Ok, here is what I've got so far........
Big Red *3, 34C - Very moble, good tips, flexible, and decent size. Pocket presence and escapability are in question. Agility and a better 40time will help the escapability factor, perhaps, red shirt her and give Sochia a year for development until CLS is gone then she could fill the void nicely. I basically see Big Red as a duel threat to Swayes situation. For those that love big backs, this is one to keep and eye on.....
CLS *4, 36D - This is your typical blue blood croot'. Comes from a relatively solid background, good family values, honest, your basic OKG. Extremely versatile, great pocket presence, speed, size, and overall awareness is through the roof. Multiple sources are interested, yet she will make another official visit on Sunday. Some are speculating that this is a ploy to put more pressure on bf#2 to committ early.......In other words.......SHE GONE
