Im proud of you Dad! I didn't like her anyways and I probably would have gone crazy if she became my step-mom. I love your drunk injun ways. Get more of the tatted sluts in and out the trailer, I love getting the follow up blow jobs .
Im proud of you Dad! I didn't like her anyways and I probably would have gone crazy if she became my step-mom. I love your drunk injun ways. Get more of the tatted sluts in and out the trailer, I love getting the follow up blow jobs .
Whatever, you were jealous and wanted her for me yourself. Some even say you planned to kill him and run away with her.
Im proud of you Dad! I didn't like her anyways and I probably would have gone crazy if she became my step-mom. I love your drunk injun ways. Get more of the tatted sluts in and out the trailer, I love getting the follow up blow jobs .
Whatever, you were jealous and wanted her for me yourself. Some even say you planned to kill him and run away with her.
1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it. That's next level shit.
2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.
3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.
In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.
After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser.
1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it.
2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.
3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.
In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.
After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser.
1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it.
2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.
3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.
In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.
After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser.
1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it.
2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.
3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.
In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.
After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser.
Baaby boy you know what to do, bump this shit.
Pony up for the Wam, she's there, buck naked.
Fuck that i'm poorer than you. Can you make your son an honorary member with a promise to pay off his debt once he can afford it?
1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it.
2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.
3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.
In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.
After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser.
Baaby boy you know what to do, bump this shit.
Pony up for the Wam, she's there, buck naked.
Fuck that i'm poorer than you. Can you make your son an honorary member with a promise to pay off his debt once he can afford it?
not if he doesn't want to violate the terms of his probation
1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it. That's next level shit.
2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.
3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.
In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.
After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser.
all of us are loser, just some of us don't realize it.
1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it.
2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.
3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.
In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.
After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser.
Baaby boy you know what to do, bump this shit.
Pony up for the Wam, she's there, buck naked.
Fuck that i'm poorer than you. Can you make your son an honorary member with a promise to pay off his debt once he can afford it?
not if he doesn't want to violate the terms of his probation
1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it.
2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.
3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.
In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.
After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser.
Baaby boy you know what to do, bump this shit.
Pony up for the Wam, she's there, buck naked.
Fuck that i'm poorer than you. Can you make your son an honorary member with a promise to pay off his debt once he can afford it?
I discussed this with Derek already. We both agreed Derek might go to jail for contributing to the delinquency of a minor by providing a forum for looking at porn for you. Take it up with the puritans in the legislature. Those fucking assholes.
1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it. That's next level shit.
2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.
3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.
In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.
After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser.
all of us are loser, just some of us don't realize it.
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1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it.
2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.
3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.
In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.
After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser.
Baaby boy you know what to do, bump this shit.
Pony up for the Wam, she's there, buck naked.
Fuck that i'm poorer than you. Can you make your son an honorary member with a promise to pay off his debt once he can afford it?
I discussed this with Derek already. We both agreed Derek might go to jail for contributing to the delinquency of a minor by providing a forum for looking at porn for you. Take it up with the puritans in the legislature. Those fucking assholes.
1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it.
2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.
3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.
In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.
After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser.
Baaby boy you know what to do, bump this shit.
Pony up for the Wam, she's there, buck naked.
Fuck that i'm poorer than you. Can you make your son an honorary member with a promise to pay off his debt once he can afford it?
I discussed this with Derek already. We both agreed Derek might go to jail for contributing to the delinquency of a minor by providing a forum for looking at porn for you. Take it up with the puritans in the legislature. Those fucking assholes.
1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it.
2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.
3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.
In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.
After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser.
Baaby boy you know what to do, bump this shit.
Pony up for the Wam, she's there, buck naked.
Fuck that i'm poorer than you. Can you make your son an honorary member with a promise to pay off his debt once he can afford it?
I discussed this with Derek already. We both agreed Derek might go to jail for contributing to the delinquency of a minor by providing a forum for looking at porn for you. Take it up with the puritans in the legislature. Those fucking assholes.
1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it. That's next level shit.
2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.
3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.
In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.
After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser.
In all seriousness, giving Zero Fucks is the best way to go through life.
I cannot think of anyone I "know" who gives Zero Fucks like you.
Teacher : oh, well, happy birthday anyway then goes to office, checks paperwork, dob blank. Calls mom, phone disconnected. Calls Dad, Says, today’s Kids birthday, his DOB was blank and I was just calling to see how old he is today since he didn’t know.
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Yes. I had to edit that shit. Fuck off.
1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it. That's next level shit.
2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.
3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.
In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.
After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser.
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I cannot think of anyone I "know" who gives Zero Fucks like you.
Kid: hey, today’s my Birthday!
Teacher: that’s great! How old are you today?
pause...
Kid: I’m not sure...
Teacher : oh, well, happy birthday anyway then goes to office, checks paperwork, dob blank. Calls mom, phone disconnected. Calls Dad, Says, today’s Kids birthday, his DOB was blank and I was just calling to see how old he is today since he didn’t know.
Dad: It is?... you know? I’m not really sure