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Apple Cup Adventure: AKA Fuck Thanksgiving My Life Sucks

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    minion_doogminion_doog Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,946 Swaye's Wigwam
    DeepSeaZ said:

    Who will play the part of Swaye in the movie that is yet to come?

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    backthepackbackthepack Member Posts: 19,813
    Im proud of you Dad! I didn't like her anyways and I probably would have gone crazy if she became my step-mom. I love your drunk injun ways. Get more of the tatted sluts in and out the trailer, I love getting the follow up blow jobs ;).
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    DeepSeaZDeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901

    Im proud of you Dad! I didn't like her anyways and I probably would have gone crazy if she became my step-mom. I love your drunk injun ways. Get more of the tatted sluts in and out the trailer, I love getting the follow up blow jobs ;).

    Whatever, you were jealous and wanted her for me yourself. Some even say you planned to kill him and run away with her.

    These are the day of our Swaye.
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    backthepackbackthepack Member Posts: 19,813
    DeepSeaZ said:

    Im proud of you Dad! I didn't like her anyways and I probably would have gone crazy if she became my step-mom. I love your drunk injun ways. Get more of the tatted sluts in and out the trailer, I love getting the follow up blow jobs ;).

    Whatever, you were jealous and wanted her for me yourself. Some even say you planned to kill him and run away with her.

    These are the day of our Swaye.
    This is true.
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    EsophagealFecesEsophagealFeces Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,567 Founders Club
    edited November 2017
    I knew this was a Swaye thread from the title. Didn’t disappoint.

    Yes. I had to edit that shit. Fuck off.
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    backthepackbackthepack Member Posts: 19,813
    Swaye said:

    Here's what I love about Hardcore Husky.

    1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it.

    2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.

    3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.

    In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.

    After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser.

    Baaby boy you know what to do, bump this shit.
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    SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,188 Founders Club

    Swaye said:

    Here's what I love about Hardcore Husky.

    1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it.

    2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.

    3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.

    In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.

    After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser.

    Baaby boy you know what to do, bump this shit.
    Pony up for the Wam, she's there, buck naked.
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    backthepackbackthepack Member Posts: 19,813
    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    Here's what I love about Hardcore Husky.

    1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it.

    2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.

    3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.

    In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.

    After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser.

    Baaby boy you know what to do, bump this shit.
    Pony up for the Wam, she's there, buck naked.
    Fuck that i'm poorer than you. Can you make your son an honorary member with a promise to pay off his debt once he can afford it?
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    AZDuckAZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    edited November 2017

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    Here's what I love about Hardcore Husky.

    1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it.

    2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.

    3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.

    In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.

    After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser.

    Baaby boy you know what to do, bump this shit.
    Pony up for the Wam, she's there, buck naked.
    Fuck that i'm poorer than you. Can you make your son an honorary member with a promise to pay off his debt once he can afford it?
    not if he doesn't want to violate the terms of his probation
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    FireCohenFireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    Swaye said:

    Here's what I love about Hardcore Husky.

    1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it. That's next level shit.

    2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.

    3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.

    In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.

    After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser.

    all of us are loser, just some of us don't realize it.
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    backthepackbackthepack Member Posts: 19,813
    AZDuck said:

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    Here's what I love about Hardcore Husky.

    1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it.

    2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.

    3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.

    In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.

    After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser.

    Baaby boy you know what to do, bump this shit.
    Pony up for the Wam, she's there, buck naked.
    Fuck that i'm poorer than you. Can you make your son an honorary member with a promise to pay off his debt once he can afford it?
    not if he doesn't want to violate the terms of his probation
    Yo soy no minero.
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    backthepackbackthepack Member Posts: 19,813

    Swaye said:

    Here's what I love about Hardcore Husky.

    1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it. That's next level shit.

    2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.

    3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.

    In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.

    After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser.

    all of us are loser, just some of us don't realize it.
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    backthepackbackthepack Member Posts: 19,813
    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    Here's what I love about Hardcore Husky.

    1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it.

    2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.

    3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.

    In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.

    After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser.

    Baaby boy you know what to do, bump this shit.
    Pony up for the Wam, she's there, buck naked.
    Fuck that i'm poorer than you. Can you make your son an honorary member with a promise to pay off his debt once he can afford it?
    I discussed this with Derek already. We both agreed Derek might go to jail for contributing to the delinquency of a minor by providing a forum for looking at porn for you. Take it up with the puritans in the legislature. Those fucking assholes.
    I am 18.
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    SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,188 Founders Club

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    Here's what I love about Hardcore Husky.

    1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it.

    2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.

    3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.

    In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.

    After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser.

    Baaby boy you know what to do, bump this shit.
    Pony up for the Wam, she's there, buck naked.
    Fuck that i'm poorer than you. Can you make your son an honorary member with a promise to pay off his debt once he can afford it?
    I discussed this with Derek already. We both agreed Derek might go to jail for contributing to the delinquency of a minor by providing a forum for looking at porn for you. Take it up with the puritans in the legislature. Those fucking assholes.
    I am 18.
    I should have known that. I am a terrible dad.
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    backthepackbackthepack Member Posts: 19,813
    edited November 2017
    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    Here's what I love about Hardcore Husky.

    1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it.

    2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.

    3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.

    In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.

    After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser.

    Baaby boy you know what to do, bump this shit.
    Pony up for the Wam, she's there, buck naked.
    Fuck that i'm poorer than you. Can you make your son an honorary member with a promise to pay off his debt once he can afford it?
    I discussed this with Derek already. We both agreed Derek might go to jail for contributing to the delinquency of a minor by providing a forum for looking at porn for you. Take it up with the puritans in the legislature. Those fucking assholes.
    I am 18.
    I should have known that. I am a terrible dad.
    Wam me, fag. #TribalDances
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    doogiedoogie Member Posts: 15,072
    True story just this year from a friend

    Kid: hey, today’s my Birthday!

    Teacher: that’s great! How old are you today?

    pause...

    Kid: I’m not sure...

    Teacher : oh, well, happy birthday anyway then goes to office, checks paperwork, dob blank. Calls mom, phone disconnected. Calls Dad, Says, today’s Kids birthday, his DOB was blank and I was just calling to see how old he is today since he didn’t know.

    Dad: It is?... you know? I’m not really sure

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