[Official] Game of Thrones Season 7
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@Swaye , can you promise you'll make your Game of Thrones recap a regular weekly feature?Swaye said:So, some random thoughts.
Overall pretty decent episode. We had some great tits, unic sex, bitches impaled on the prow of a ship, and direwolves.
I thought the Sand Snakes were supposed to be some bad ass bitches? Two young ones get aced rather easily, and the other one runs off to protect Mama Snake, gets bitch slapped, and the Mom just stands there and surrenders. Proves that with no men around for backup, they are weak pieces of shit.
Theon could actually be somebody, but he's a dickless bitch instead. FTG. I am assuming he will somehow wind up ruling the Iron Islands in some bullshit look the dickless faggot gets redemption Tom Rinaldi special. Disgusting.
Arya is cool because she is killing tons of shitheads, but fuck, that bitch is ugly. I mean, I'd be nice to her because she might poison me, but I wouldn't fuck her. That's fucking ugly. The only guy who thinks she is cute on the entire continent is a grossly obese tub of shit named meat pie. Christ. Anyway, I probably would fuck her.
The old cunty Tyrell bitch is right. Stop being some steady handed wuss Dany. You have three fucking dragons. Kill everything! God she is a tiresome bitch. Looking way hotter than the last couple seasons though. Two dongs up.
Melissandre foreshadowing is good. Her tits are even better. They should show them more. Cunts.
I hope Jorah Mormont dies in surgery with dumb dumb Sam. He's kind of become a huge twat.
I prefer Tyrion as a rapier witted drunk who bangs out whores all the time.
Boy haircut Cersei is not near as hot. She is crazy though, so that's cool. I hope she dies painfully.
Euron is my new second favorite character after the Night King. Ramsey was just a sadistic prick. Euron is a madman with some fucking flair. Love this guy (no homo). Wonder what he does with the two living sand snakes and Yara. I am hoping for foursome.
Speaking of Yara...what a dumb bitch. She's ugly, so all she going was her wits and iron will. Without that, she's just another ugly bitch I'd say I won't fuck but probably would.
Is it possible for JonSnowTargaryen to not be stupid? Look, this bastard (lulz) is my favorite "good" character, though Sir Davos and Tyrion (drunk version) are close. But fuck man...he cannot make a good decision to save his life. Hopefully shit goes well in Dragonstone because you know shit is fucked in Winterfell. Leave girl power still PTSD from being raped in the butt Sansa in charge with Littlefinger in her ear? Oh yeah, make sure you choke Littlefinger right before you leave. Dumbass.
8/10
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Or not. I'd be cool with that.Doog_de_Jour said:
@Swaye , can you promise you'll make your Game of Thrones recap a regular weekly feature?Swaye said:So, some random thoughts.
Overall pretty decent episode. We had some great tits, unic sex, bitches impaled on the prow of a ship, and direwolves.
I thought the Sand Snakes were supposed to be some bad ass bitches? Two young ones get aced rather easily, and the other one runs off to protect Mama Snake, gets bitch slapped, and the Mom just stands there and surrenders. Proves that with no men around for backup, they are weak pieces of shit.
Theon could actually be somebody, but he's a dickless bitch instead. FTG. I am assuming he will somehow wind up ruling the Iron Islands in some bullshit look the dickless faggot gets redemption Tom Rinaldi special. Disgusting.
Arya is cool because she is killing tons of shitheads, but fuck, that bitch is ugly. I mean, I'd be nice to her because she might poison me, but I wouldn't fuck her. That's fucking ugly. The only guy who thinks she is cute on the entire continent is a grossly obese tub of shit named meat pie. Christ. Anyway, I probably would fuck her.
The old cunty Tyrell bitch is right. Stop being some steady handed wuss Dany. You have three fucking dragons. Kill everything! God she is a tiresome bitch. Looking way hotter than the last couple seasons though. Two dongs up.
Melissandre foreshadowing is good. Her tits are even better. They should show them more. Cunts.
I hope Jorah Mormont dies in surgery with dumb dumb Sam. He's kind of become a huge twat.
I prefer Tyrion as a rapier witted drunk who bangs out whores all the time.
Boy haircut Cersei is not near as hot. She is crazy though, so that's cool. I hope she dies painfully.
Euron is my new second favorite character after the Night King. Ramsey was just a sadistic prick. Euron is a madman with some fucking flair. Love this guy (no homo). Wonder what he does with the two living sand snakes and Yara. I am hoping for foursome.
Speaking of Yara...what a dumb bitch. She's ugly, so all she going was her wits and iron will. Without that, she's just another ugly bitch I'd say I won't fuck but probably would.
Is it possible for JonSnowTargaryen to not be stupid? Look, this bastard (lulz) is my favorite "good" character, though Sir Davos and Tyrion (drunk version) are close. But fuck man...he cannot make a good decision to save his life. Hopefully shit goes well in Dragonstone because you know shit is fucked in Winterfell. Leave girl power still PTSD from being raped in the butt Sansa in charge with Littlefinger in her ear? Oh yeah, make sure you choke Littlefinger right before you leave. Dumbass.
8/10
#TeamEuron
#TeamNightKing
#TeamJonStopBeingStupid
You described nothing I didn't already realize.
Have the seal do it.
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THOTS on the episode.
1) I was really ready for that dire wolf to eat Arya's face Ramsey Bolton style. Glad it didn't but I was rattled.
2) Shout out to Hot Pie for saying he's a survivor, 95% chance he gets eaten by a dragon.
3) Another gross scene with fat Sam. Fuck you fat Sam.
4) Wtf was going on with the strobe lights behind Euron's ship.
Honestly didn't love the episode but a lot of people connected so that was good I guess. Ready to see JSizzle and Dany meet up next episode. Oh and that one Sand Snake that popped her titty out to Bronn in that jail scene is undercover sexy as fuck so glad to see they killed the two ugly sisters first. -
I guess I'm the only one who think Maisie Williams is hot. No homo.
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Most women would look homely when you put them up against absolutely stunning co-stars like Emilia Clarke, Lena Headey, Carice Van Houten, and Nathalie Emmanuel.AZDuck said:I guess I'm the only one who think Maisie Williams is hot. No homo.
I think Maisie looks a lot better when she's not done up like a boy-assassin:
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Yup. We can officially begin the Countdown to Hot Pie's Death. Second those word came out of his mouth I thought, "well he's a goner".Edwin_Bambino said:
2) Shout out to Hot Pie for saying he's a survivor, 95% chance he gets eaten by a dragon.
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This show is turning to shit. I wanted to see if the bald dude with the hot chick was missing his dick or his balls and we didn't even get to see.
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We got a rock cyst full of pus that looks like Kels secret sauce in Goodburger... what more do you want?Mosster47 said:This show is turning to shit. I wanted to see if the bald dude with the hot chick was missing his dick or his balls and we didn't even get to see.
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It's cool they are speeding up the pace, but after taking their time for 6 seasons it feels a bit rushed.
It's like reading Hemingway only to have the final chapters be drawn in crayon by a toddler.
Fuck you R.R. you lazy fat fuck. The books are ruined too!
Still, episode 6.5/10 -
If you can't handle the ups and downs of the pace of the show you might want to find another show to watchDoogles said:It's cool they are speeding up the pace, but after taking their time for 6 seasons it feels a bit rushed.
It's like reading Hemingway only to have the final chapters be drawn in crayon by a toddler.
Fuck you R.R. you lazy fat fuck. The books are ruined too!
Still, episode 6.5/10 -
Bump before episode 3 fuckers.
#NightKing#getsome -
#teameuron
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Need.more.tittiesSwaye said:Bump before episode 3 fuckers.
#NightKing#getsome -
Lady Olenna going out with the fucking haymaker.
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Hahaha. That was amazing.CuntWaffle said:Lady Olenna going out with the fucking haymaker.
So much shit happened in this ep, jesus -
Incredible episode. The execution scenes were so fucking disturbing without showing a drop of blood.
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One of the great things about GoT is the multifaceted characterization. Jaime is one of the best examples. His time with Brienne and the loss of his hand changed him for the better. I certainly have more respect for him these days than I do for Randall Tarly, whose high honor and faithfulness to House Tyrell was apparently just a negotiating tactic. (To say nothing of his shameful treatment of Sam.)
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Ilaria Sand had it fucking coming. Can't say I fault Cersei on that one at all.
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The end scene with Jamie and Lady Olenna changes a shit ton for Jamie.
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I am really going to have a difficult time when one, or all, of the dragons die.
Also, fuck the show for not treating the direwolves as important to the Starks as the books do, shit irritates me. -
ExplainCokeGreaterThanPepsi said:The end scene with Jamie and Lady Olenna changes a shit ton for Jamie.
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Jamie was under assumption Tyrion killed Joffrey, and so was Cersei. If Jamie goes back with this news to Cersei and tells her and she still wants Tyrion dead that could cause some real issues between the two of them.Gladstone said:
ExplainCokeGreaterThanPepsi said:The end scene with Jamie and Lady Olenna changes a shit ton for Jamie.
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She's his auntAZDuck said:Ilaria Sand had it fucking coming. Can't say I fault Cersei on that one at all.
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Jamie is going to tell Cersei that Tyrion didn't kill Joffrey and she is not going to give a fuck. Which will make him give a fuck. He already fucking hates Euron who is going to fuck Cersei. FUCK!Gladstone said:
ExplainCokeGreaterThanPepsi said:The end scene with Jamie and Lady Olenna changes a shit ton for Jamie.
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Targeryans exclusively marry each other bro.AZDuck said:
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So, here are some random thoughts...
Theon should just kill himself. Not only is he a dickless queer, but you can tell by the way the crew of the rescue boat walked away that he has been shamed, and all of his people give zero fucks about him. As it should be. He's a pussy. Kill yourself.
Shit is moving fast now. Almost too fast. Two episodes ago it looked like Cersei faced certain annihilation. The next episode Euron takes out most of the opposition Navy and captures the head of Dorne. Then, last night, Cersei captures Highgarden and by letting Casterly Rock go traps the Unsullied, unprovisioned, with no Navy to escape with, well out of the fighting. So in two episodes the rebellion is fucked in the ass, and it is all Cersei vs. Dany for the crown of who has the best tits and can lead the Kingdom.
Speaking of tits. Nice side tits Cersei. I'd fuck her if she was my sister. #teamincest
Tangentially related to tits, bad move to let the piss pot girl see Jamie in the bed. Everyone whispered it, but now somebody has seen it. Hubris like that usually comes back to bite you in the butthole region. Dumb move, super cunt.
Olenna went out like a fucking boss. Tarley sold her out pretty easily. This whole show is basically a story about loyalty, and the lack of loyalty of most of these "honorable" shitfuckers.
Where the fuck is the Night King? Perhaps they are trying to get through some of the Seven Kingdoms shit before bringing back the scourge of the world. All I want is the scourge.
The Bran Sansa reunion was fucking dumb. Bran acts like the rain man. He's just fucking weird. I also didn't like how Sansa tried to backstab Jon. She is getting pretty cunty.
Speaking of Sansa...I would give away my trailer to plow that. Also, Littlefinger gave her some good advice. He's a fucking snake, but still good advice.
Anyone else notice Bronn marching with the Lannister army? Fucking love Bronn. Total pimp. I'll be sad when a dragon roasts him. Then laugh.
Varys should be careful talking shit to Melisandre. Bitch shoots shadow assassins out her beaver. Stupid unic.
Dany trying to kowtow Jon was a bit much. She gets awfully haughty at times. But, you can tell she likes him. I am hoping this foreshadows those two banging out hard soon. She looks so fucking hot now.
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Lady Olenna seriously drove her ginormous steel cock straight the spoke of the Lannister tires. Shit is about to get really ugly between Jamie and Cersci since he was the only family member that like Tyrion.
Cersei is still a stupid cunt and I hope to God that Jamie tells her what Lady Olenna said but I think he will keep it under wraps until he catches Cersei giving Euron a hummer.
This is going to be a BIG seasons for Jamie. Which means he is probably going to die.
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It's so obvious he should die that we won't. They only kill characters for the "shock" factor. Killing Theon wouldn't bring much to the table.Swaye said:So, here are some random thoughts...
Theon should just kill himself. Not only is he a dickless queer, but you can tell by the way the crew of the rescue boat walked away that he has been shamed, and all of his people give zero fucks about him. As it should be. He's a pussy. Kill yourself. -
Yeah, somehow Theon is going to be the last eunuch standing.CuntWaffle said:
It's so obvious he should die that we won't. They only kill characters for the "shock" factor. Killing Theon wouldn't bring much to the table.Swaye said:So, here are some random thoughts...
Theon should just kill himself. Not only is he a dickless queer, but you can tell by the way the crew of the rescue boat walked away that he has been shamed, and all of his people give zero fucks about him. As it should be. He's a pussy. Kill yourself.
That shitheel.
