[Official] Game of Thrones Season 7

So, some random thoughts.

Overall pretty decent episode. We had some great tits, unic sex, bitches impaled on the prow of a ship, and direwolves.

I thought the Sand Snakes were supposed to be some bad ass bitches? Two young ones get aced rather easily, and the other one runs off to protect Mama Snake, gets bitch slapped, and the Mom just stands there and surrenders. Proves that with no men around for backup, they are weak pieces of shit.

Theon could actually be somebody, but he's a dickless bitch instead. FTG. I am assuming he will somehow wind up ruling the Iron Islands in some bullshit look the dickless faggot gets redemption Tom Rinaldi special. Disgusting.

Arya is cool because she is killing tons of shitheads, but fuck, that bitch is ugly. I mean, I'd be nice to her because she might poison me, but I wouldn't fuck her. That's fucking ugly. The only guy who thinks she is cute on the entire continent is a grossly obese tub of shit named meat pie. Christ. Anyway, I probably would fuck her.

The old cunty Tyrell bitch is right. Stop being some steady handed wuss Dany. You have three fucking dragons. Kill everything! God she is a tiresome bitch. Looking way hotter than the last couple seasons though. Two dongs up.

Melissandre foreshadowing is good. Her tits are even better. They should show them more. Cunts.

I hope Jorah Mormont dies in surgery with dumb dumb Sam. He's kind of become a huge twat.

I prefer Tyrion as a rapier witted drunk who bangs out whores all the time.

Boy haircut Cersei is not near as hot. She is crazy though, so that's cool. I hope she dies painfully.

Euron is my new second favorite character after the Night King. Ramsey was just a sadistic prick. Euron is a madman with some fucking flair. Love this guy (no homo). Wonder what he does with the two living sand snakes and Yara. I am hoping for foursome.

Speaking of Yara...what a dumb bitch. She's ugly, so all she going was her wits and iron will. Without that, she's just another ugly bitch I'd say I won't fuck but probably would.

Is it possible for Jon Snow Targaryen to not be stupid? Look, this bastard (lulz) is my favorite "good" character, though Sir Davos and Tyrion (drunk version) are close. But fuck man...he cannot make a good decision to save his life. Hopefully shit goes well in Dragonstone because you know shit is fucked in Winterfell. Leave girl power still PTSD from being raped in the butt Sansa in charge with Littlefinger in her ear? Oh yeah, make sure you choke Littlefinger right before you leave. Dumbass.

8/10

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#TeamNightKing
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