Story tim with Swaye....
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Congrats @Swaye - a good benefit that hasn't been pointed out yet.
Any time in public with the little whipper after having consumed as much spicy 10 star chili as possible, make sure you are carrying the kid. If you rip of an SBD fart that would normally clear out a Bed Bath and Beyond you only need to turn to Mrs. Swaye and state that you think it is "time for this little cutie to be changed".
People who would normally be gagging will think how cute and considerate you are.
I never did that with my kids - not me - but heard other people say it -
So true. I’m appalled with how some mothers treat other mothers...you aren’t a “good mom” if you don’t breastfeed for x amount of time, or go back to work too soon, etc. Fuck those women.1to392831weretaken said:My wife couldn't nurse. She fought it for a month because Facebook makes mothers who can't nurse feel like the scum of the earth, but eventually she caved and we switched to the world's most expensive formula because my son's stomach is an asshole.
My advice is to stage an elaborate ruse. Hire actors to play newscasters, make sure she's watching "the news" when your anchors announce a permanent global internet outage. Just make sure the router is unplugged when she tests it, and disable all but voice and text on her phone. It'll be worth it in the long run: you do NOT want CLS exposed to Social Media Competitive Momming. -
I think it might just be me but I get excited with all the breast-feeding talk. Sure as hell beats talking about our? FB team
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Can’t help. The Throbber only knows how to get nurses wet.PurpleBaze said:
How does one go about getting one of these wet nurses?Doog_de_Jour said:Or you could just get a nanny and a wet nurse.
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Is this going to turn into the “give Swaye advice on raising girls” thread?
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Might not be a bad idea. We don’t want her to grow up and start poasting on some Husky football message board.whlinder said:Is this going to turn into the “give Swaye advice on raising girls” thread?
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Hmmm. Still probably better than poasting on Instagram/Snap Chat.Doog_de_Jour said:
Might not be a bad idea. We don’t want her to grow up and start poasting on some Husky football message board.whlinder said:Is this going to turn into the “give Swaye advice on raising girls” thread?
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not sure about that - Story Tim with Lil Swayette?Doog_de_Jour said:
Might not be a bad idea. We don’t want her to grow up and start poasting on some Husky football message board.whlinder said:Is this going to turn into the “give Swaye advice on raising girls” thread?
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How to be a Bad Bitch: the Hardcore Husky Method.whlinder said:Is this going to turn into the “give Swaye advice on raising girls” thread?
Forward by Don James -
How does Facebook make mother’s that can’t nurse feel like scum? It is possible to keep how you feed your baby private and not broadcast it to the world. Shocking, I know.1to392831weretaken said:My wife couldn't nurse. She fought it for a month because Facebook makes mothers who can't nurse feel like the scum of the earth, but eventually she caved and we switched to the world's most expensive formula because my son's stomach is an asshole.
My advice is to stage an elaborate ruse. Hire actors to play newscasters, make sure she's watching "the news" when your anchors announce a permanent global internet outage. Just make sure the router is unplugged when she tests it, and disable all but voice and text on her phone. It'll be worth it in the long run: you do NOT want CLS exposed to Social Media Competitive Momming.
