Sark Stories
Does anyone have any funny or just flat out good Sark stories?

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This one time he got visibly wasted at a booster event and slurred out some cuss words and had to do the world's worst updowns as punishment in front of his team.
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dnc said:
This one time he got visibly wasted at a booster event and slurred out some cuss words and had to do the world's worst updowns as punishment in front of his team.

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He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
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This wasn’t supposed to leave chatdnc said:This one time he got visibly wasted at a booster event and slurred out some cuss words and had to do the world's worst updowns as punishment in front of his team.
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81% sure she was my former nanny in 4th grade too.PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else. -
Thread. Wam. Belongs.

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You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else.

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YKWbackthepack said:
81% sure she was my former nanny in 4th grade too.PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else. -
Disagree. Fuck Sark. No one is going to be sleeping with the fishes over Sark. Plus larger audience is funnier.dnc said:Thread. Wam. Belongs.



