The official "Sark 's nights on the town" thread

bananasnblondes

Sounds like people over on the other site are starting to drop reference to some of the rumors about Team Sark's frat boy antics and what the players really think of him. Of course, any post of such "libel"(whatever that means) are not allowed over there. I don't feel like sneaking around by PMing a bunch of people so post "what you are hearing" freely in this thread

I'll start with an old favorite.

Sark's Party Bus - According to sources, Sark and several of his coaches rolled into the US Army All-America game in a bus and were noticeably intoxicated. This turned off a few potential recruits and word of this did leak on some other sites. This event is rumored to be the catalyst for the "idiot recruits" tirade by a certain frequenter of Starbucks with a craving for high potassium foods.

no_uh

Can we get a brief on this from hardcorehusky's legal dept? I'd like to know how safe I am from libel. Oh, and I hear Sark keeps his lady plate full if you know what I mean.

[Deleted User]

A few players have told me he has mistresses on road trips. Probably explains why we always suck on the road.

If coach is fucking random skanks I doubt the rest of team is concentrating at all.

CheersWestDawg

I'll start with an old favorite. Sark allegedly fucked Erin Andrews the night before the USC @ Oregon St. game in 2008. The rumor on the interwebs is that he basically called her up and asked, "hey I've got some beer, you want to come to my room?" Allegedly the first person he told was Kiffin.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

I still find it interesting that Kim hasn't commented on the rumors about Sark's bidness on the side.... Especially considering that I have heard him and Softy talk about those antics by Sark before....

And I think you might have confused the Army All-American Game with the Semper Fi game in Cali. Although at both games they had a bus, so likely it was the same issue at both games.

chrisvashon

CheersWestDawg said:

I'll start with an old favorite. Sark allegedly fucked Erin Andrews the night before the USC @ Oregon St. game in 2008. The rumor on the interwebs is that he basically called her up and asked, "hey I've got some beer, you want to come to my room?" Allegedly the first person he told was Kiffin.

This actually makes me think much more highly of him.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

There is also the Lily Jang rumor that has gone around for quite sometime when she was here....

[Deleted User]

CheersWestDawg said:

I'll start with an old favorite. Sark allegedly fucked Erin Andrews the night before the USC @ Oregon St. game in 2008. The rumor on the interwebs is that he basically called her up and asked, "hey I've got some beer, you want to come to my room?" Allegedly the first person he told was Kiffin.

I was at the Rams-Seahawks game in 2010 where Sark was honored on the sidelines for winning the fucking Holiday Bowel. I was lucky enough to be in some good seats and a guy who knew a lot of shit about old Seattle sports immediately said, "I heard that guy fucked Erin Andrews when he was back at USC. They were playing at Oregon State".

TierbsHsotBoobs

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

There is also the Lily Jang rumor that has gone around for quite sometime when she was here....

I refuse to believe she would have touched him.

CheersWestDawg

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

There is also the Lily Jang rumor that has gone around for quite sometime when she was here....

I honestly think that one is bullshit. But I've heard he made an ass out of himself at a recruiting banquet - basically being drunk and making passes at coeds- and then of course the big rumor that apparently has legs like Stacy Keibler - that he fucked a waitress, hostess, or bartender that worked at Joey Restaurant on Lake Union. The rest of the rumor is that Sark got caught and Woodward read him the riot act and basically told him if it happened again he'd be fired.

This is an interesting rumor because Sark has put on a few lbs the last couple years. I'm wondering if he took Woody's alleged threat seriously, doesn't have to keep himself in decent shape since has given up on the strange, and now all he allegedly does is Mrs. Sark.

dnc

I'm hearing that Sark has this weird fetish where he likes various rival coaches to take toilet plungers to his ass on a frequent basis. Word is that he prefers this when he's out of town, presumably so Pool Boy doesn't get jealous.

Again, this is just what I'm hearing.

unfrozencaveman

Hey I've got some beer, you want to come to my room?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPLMNRGwAls

RaccoonHarry

CheersWestDawg said:

I'll start with an old favorite. Sark allegedly fucked Erin Andrews the night before the USC @ Oregon St. game in 2008. The rumor on the interwebs is that he basically called her up and asked, "hey I've got some beer, you want to come to my room?" Allegedly the first person he told was Kiffin.

Not believing this unless he dropped a date rape drug in her beer. Armenians are sneaky that way...

unfrozencaveman

I tend to agree it didn't happen with Erin - but if he was successful with that line, more power to our pleasantly plump Armenian

[Deleted User]

How does a rumor like that start and spread so fast though? I mean even the casual Doog knows about Erin Andrews jokes.

Also was this before or after everyone saw her naked?

HeretoBeatmyChest

Mason Foster told a few players that Sark did fuck Erin Andrews.

MelloDawg

Lily Jang is off the market, or at least that's what she told Derek Johnson prior to the court order barring him from contact.

DeLarry

Listen, Sark can fuck whoever he wants. NOGAF. (I hesitate to believe that he's picking up tail of the quality being described - nobody has better loser radar than a sexy woman)

Even if possible, I wouldn't want to see them Lewinsky Sark out of town. It would still signal a huge problem with this program and its priorities if violating the family friendly atmosphere was what got him shitcanned, but perpetual mediocrity (even against a watered down non conf schedule) does not.

What's that say about the future? It says confirmed Marinerization. It says the next guy will be held to the same bullshitty standard. It says we're extra special fucked for a really long time.

Joey's waitresses are a red herring. For all I care, he could tag one on the sideline as long as he did it in Pasadena in January.

Canard

"and now all he allegedly does is Mrs. Sark."

He's doing your program in front of God and everybody.

RoadDawg55

DeLarry said:

Listen, Sark can fuck whoever he wants. NOGAF. (I hesitate to believe that he's picking up tail of the quality being described - nobody has better loser radar than a sexy woman)

Even if possible, I wouldn't want to see them Lewinsky Sark out of town. It would still signal a huge problem with this program and its priorities if violating the family friendly atmosphere was what got him shitcanned, but perpetual mediocrity (even against a watered down non conf schedule) does not.

What's that say about the future? It says confirmed Marinerization. It says the next guy will be held to the same bullshitty standard. It says we're extra special fucked for a really long time.

Joey's waitresses are a red herring. For all I care, he could tag one on the sideline as long as he did it in Pasadena in January.

Were you fucking born last night? Women love money. The rest of the post is solid, but guys that make a million plus a year fuck dimes, even if they are chubby Armenians like Sark.

Meek

here's the funny part... I've been to Joey's at Lake Union myself... once... and I am ugly... and even I had some chick chat me up at the bar and then ask me to meet her in the bathroom to bang her... I watched her walk into the bathroom and wait for me... she was white so obviously I just sat at the bar with my buddies and let her embarrass herself. If she was Lily Jang, on the other hand, I'd have split her like wet pine at the Butler cabin