The official "Sark 's nights on the town" thread
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Shit, this joke was HHB v1.0 at least as far back as 2009. I know I bring it to people outside of this shithole.He_Needs_More_Time said:How does a rumor like that start and spread so fast though? I mean even the casual Doog knows about Erin Andrews jokes.
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I get it you guys created this joke but it spread pretty quickly.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Shit, this joke was HHB v1.0 at least as far back as 2009. I know I bring it to people outside of this shithole.He_Needs_More_Time said:How does a rumor like that start and spread so fast though? I mean even the casual Doog knows about Erin Andrews jokes.
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I refuse to believe she would have touched him.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:There is also the Lily Jang rumor that has gone around for quite sometime when she was here....
Not true.[Deleted User] said:
I was at the Rams-Seahawks game in 2010 where Sark was honored on the sidelines for winning the fucking Holiday Bowel. I was lucky enough to be in some good seats and a guy who knew a lot of shit about old Seattle sports immediately said, "I heard that guy fucked Erin Andrews when he was back at USC. They were playing at Oregon State".CheersWestDawg said:I'll start with an old favorite. Sark allegedly fucked Erin Andrews the night before the USC @ Oregon St. game in 2008. The rumor on the interwebs is that he basically called her up and asked, "hey I've got some beer, you want to come to my room?" Allegedly the first person he told was Kiffin.
We're hearing that there is some traction to the rumor that he killed 5 hookers in Texas however. -
What kind of an idiot - 'allegedly' - attends a high school all star game drunk ... ? When he's there to recruit ..?
That's Nick HoltFS -
The Joey's waitress story is 100% true
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Dude, there's never been a player who has told you anything.. you couldn't even get Joe Lingi to give you a high-5 while you begged for one at the tunnel after victories.He_Needs_More_Time said:A few players have told me he has mistresses on road trips. Probably explains why we always suck on the road.
If coach is fucking random skanks I doubt the rest of team is concentrating at all.
You're so full of shit More_Time. Lying won't make you true friends. Didn't your two mom's ever tell you that? -
It's two dads.......puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Dude, there's never been a player who has told you anything.. you couldn't even get Joe Lingi to give you a high-5 while you begged for one at the tunnel after victories.He_Needs_More_Time said:A few players have told me he has mistresses on road trips. Probably explains why we always suck on the road.
If coach is fucking random skanks I doubt the rest of team is concentrating at all.
You're so full of shit More_Time. Lying won't make you true friends. Didn't your two mom's ever tell you that?
Also I'm not full of shit. I've gotten to know a few players and quite honestly the players don't like Sark so they were more than willing to speak out. -
That's fair if true
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#c(hump)kelly!!!!one!!RaceBannon said:I agree with Larry. Hell I don't care if your at gay bathhouses every night if you're going to BCS bowls. #HiChip
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Erin Andrews I get.
Lily Jang, really? -
HuskyHalfBrain said:
Erin Andrews I get.
Lily Jang, really?
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I heard that the school hired Damon Huard to watch over Sark and make sure he stayed away from the coeds.
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There's some unmined gold in here, starting with a "line of giddy boners" - @DeLarry
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I wonder if Stephanie ever read this? It would be wrong to tweet it to her.
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Just have @CFetters_Nacho_Lover facebook message it to her.Swaye said:I wonder if Stephanie ever read this? It would be wrong to tweet it to her.
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Not yet, I've got her believing that I don't live in my mom's basement and I don't want to ruin that until after she's hooked.dnc said:
Just have @CFetters_Nacho_Lover facebook message it to her.Swaye said:I wonder if Stephanie ever read this? It would be wrong to tweet it to her.
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If this is even remotely true that you have her as a friend on Facebook.....this would be an All-Timer.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Not yet, I've got her believing that I don't live in my mom's basement and I don't want to ruin that until after she's hooked.dnc said:
Just have @CFetters_Nacho_Lover facebook message it to her.Swaye said:I wonder if Stephanie ever read this? It would be wrong to tweet it to her.
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Sad that @DeLarry hasn't been on the site since November 2014.GrundleStiltzkin said:There's some unmined gold in here, starting with a "line of giddy boners" - @DeLarry
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He moved to another part of the country to start anew.Swaye said:
Sad that @DeLarry hasn't been on the site since November 2014.GrundleStiltzkin said:There's some unmined gold in here, starting with a "line of giddy boners" - @DeLarry
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And Husky Football is dead to him. Smarter than me.DerekJohnson said:
He moved to another part of the country to start anew.Swaye said:
Sad that @DeLarry hasn't been on the site since November 2014.GrundleStiltzkin said:There's some unmined gold in here, starting with a "line of giddy boners" - @DeLarry
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@GrundleStiltzkin It would be wrong, wrong i tell you to tweet this thread at the Longhorn bored.
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@pawzpawz said:@GrundleStiltzkin It would be wrong, wrong i tell you to tweet this thread at the Longhorn bored.
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