All true for most women, but top shelf señoritas (I call them 'señoritas' because I took espanol in 9th grade. I do that.)like Lily Jang and Erin Andrews don't ever have to choose between 'wealthy' and 'not a fucking loser'.
That choice does not exist. There are many equally wealthy non losers who will form a line of giddy boners behind them.
Listen, Sark can fuck whoever he wants. NOGAF. (I hesitate to believe that he's picking up tail of the quality being described - nobody has better loser radar than a sexy woman)
Even if possible, I wouldn't want to see them Lewinsky Sark out of town. It would still signal a huge problem with this program and its priorities if violating the family friendly atmosphere was what got him shitcanned, but perpetual mediocrity (even against a watered down non conf schedule) does not.
What's that say about the future? It says confirmed Marinerization. It says the next guy will be held to the same bullshitty standard. It says we're extra special fucked for a really long time.
Joey's waitresses are a red herring. For all I care, he could tag one on the sideline as long as he did it in Pasadena in January.
Were you fucking born last night? Women love money. The rest of the post is solid, but guys that make a million plus a year fuck dimes, even if they are chubby Armenians like Sark.
I'll start with an old favorite. Sark allegedly fucked Erin Andrews the night before the USC @ Oregon St. game in 2008. The rumor on the interwebs is that he basically called her up and asked, "hey I've got some beer, you want to come to my room?" Allegedly the first person he told was Kiffin.
I was at the Rams-Seahawks game in 2010 where Sark was honored on the sidelines for winning the fucking Holiday Bowel. I was lucky enough to be in some good seats and a guy who knew a lot of shit about old Seattle sports immediately said, "I heard that guy fucked Erin Andrews when he was back at USC. They were playing at Oregon State".
Not true.
We're hearing that there is some traction to the rumor that he killed 5 hookers in Texas however.
A few players have told me he has mistresses on road trips. Probably explains why we always suck on the road.
If coach is fucking random skanks I doubt the rest of team is concentrating at all.
Dude, there's never been a player who has told you anything.. you couldn't even get Joe Lingi to give you a high-5 while you begged for one at the tunnel after victories.
You're so full of shit More_Time. Lying won't make you true friends. Didn't your two mom's ever tell you that?
A few players have told me he has mistresses on road trips. Probably explains why we always suck on the road.
If coach is fucking random skanks I doubt the rest of team is concentrating at all.
Dude, there's never been a player who has told you anything.. you couldn't even get Joe Lingi to give you a high-5 while you begged for one at the tunnel after victories.
You're so full of shit More_Time. Lying won't make you true friends. Didn't your two mom's ever tell you that?
It's two dads.......
Also I'm not full of shit. I've gotten to know a few players and quite honestly the players don't like Sark so they were more than willing to speak out.
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Exactly, you do this shit (if true) and win and I couldn't care less.
You do this and go full retard for 5 years, you're out. Beat it, hit the bricks pal.
That choice does not exist. There are many equally wealthy non losers who will form a line of giddy boners behind them.
Nicely played.
We're hearing that there is some traction to the rumor that he killed 5 hookers in Texas however.
That's Nick HoltFS
You're so full of shit More_Time. Lying won't make you true friends. Didn't your two mom's ever tell you that?
Also I'm not full of shit. I've gotten to know a few players and quite honestly the players don't like Sark so they were more than willing to speak out.