Sark Stories
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PurpleThrobber said:
WTF tips after tax?BennyBeaver said:
How much would you have tipped on that bill?DawgWagonDan said:backthepack said:
You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else.
Please tell me the POS tipped cash at least...
Besides the $162.20 (18%) that was already included.
Always pre tax. 20%
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Sweet modest brag, brahUW_Doog_Bot said:
TBF I've run up way worse tabs with groups of consultants making a lot less money than P5 coaches. The only truly unforgivable part of this is the 42 patron shots. Such a fucking frat bro.backthepack said:
You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else. -
That’s kinda like when I’m at work and I’m drinking from the the bottle in my desk and my directs say, hey, AEB, you have to stop drinking because you’re meeting with the Street in 30 minutes. It’s pretty common really.bananasnblondes said:This is actually a new story.
A year ago I was out drinking with some guys and one of them had been a bartender at a place that Sark frequented (not Joey's, much lower key). He said Sark would drink there alone A LOT and would drink himself to the point that they had to call a cab for him and walk him out to it. He said it was quite often that the bartenders would have to say things like "come on coach, you have practice tomorrow. It's time to stop." -
Who the fuck orders a salmon BLT???
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Math hard for you?PurpleThrobber said:
Because you calculated your tip of 18% off the bill including the tax.BennyBeaver said:
I don't know why you give me that question.PurpleThrobber said:
WTF tips after tax?BennyBeaver said:
How much would you have tipped on that bill?DawgWagonDan said:backthepack said:
You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else.
Please tell me the POS tipped cash at least...
Besides the $162.20 (18%) that was already included.
Always pre tax. 20%
Tips are calculated pre-tax.
Rookie move. -
Nope.BennyBeaver said:
Math hard for you?PurpleThrobber said:
Because you calculated your tip of 18% off the bill including the tax.BennyBeaver said:
I don't know why you give me that question.PurpleThrobber said:
WTF tips after tax?BennyBeaver said:
How much would you have tipped on that bill?DawgWagonDan said:backthepack said:
You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else.
Please tell me the POS tipped cash at least...
Besides the $162.20 (18%) that was already included.
Always pre tax. 20%
Tips are calculated pre-tax.
Rookie move.
20% > 18%
162 = 162
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Genius.PurpleThrobber said:
Nope.BennyBeaver said:
Math hard for you?PurpleThrobber said:
Because you calculated your tip of 18% off the bill including the tax.BennyBeaver said:
I don't know why you give me that question.PurpleThrobber said:
WTF tips after tax?BennyBeaver said:
How much would you have tipped on that bill?DawgWagonDan said:backthepack said:
You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else.
Please tell me the POS tipped cash at least...
Besides the $162.20 (18%) that was already included.
Always pre tax. 20%
Tips are calculated pre-tax.
Rookie move.
20% > 18%
162 = 162
Not sure what you’re trying to prove anyway. -
I remember being up at Lake Wenatchee trying desperately to listen to this game on the radio. Right as the ball is in the air on this play we lose our signal - and our shit.RaceBannon said:
It wouldn't surprise me if Sark saw some reference to the Holy Spirit pass by Brock that beat Bitchfork and Sark thought I need one of those for mechuck said:
Fu king gods play. JFC how did a fucking dive play from the one get that lofty label? If the OL had all just laid down at the snap there was still at least a 50% chance Polk would've bulled his way into the endzone.DawgWagonDan said:When he called "God's Play" at Cal while drunk, but it actually worked.
Finding out 15 seconds later he caught the ball just didn't have the same sense of relief and extacy as my sweatpants are used to. -
Sark (first time around at usc) missed the birth of one of his kids because he was out of town with the girl he was cheating on his wife with. That one I know is 100% true based on who I heard it from
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Headwaters makes good pizzapawz said:
I remember being up at Lake Wenatchee trying desperately to listen to this game on the radio. Right as the ball is in the air on this play we lose our signal - and our shit.RaceBannon said:
It wouldn't surprise me if Sark saw some reference to the Holy Spirit pass by Brock that beat Bitchfork and Sark thought I need one of those for mechuck said:
Fu king gods play. JFC how did a fucking dive play from the one get that lofty label? If the OL had all just laid down at the snap there was still at least a 50% chance Polk would've bulled his way into the endzone.DawgWagonDan said:When he called "God's Play" at Cal while drunk, but it actually worked.
Finding out 15 seconds later he caught the ball just didn't have the same sense of relief and extacy as my sweatpants are used to.
