Sark Stories

backthepack

It’s the offseason nuff said.

Does anyone have any funny or just flat out good Sark stories?

dnc

This one time he got visibly wasted at a booster event and slurred out some cuss words and had to do the world's worst updowns as punishment in front of his team.

backthepack

dnc said:

This one time he got visibly wasted at a booster event and slurred out some cuss words and had to do the world's worst updowns as punishment in front of his team.

PurpleBaze

He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.

He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.

I ain't got much else.

GrundleStiltzkin

dnc said:

This one time he got visibly wasted at a booster event and slurred out some cuss words and had to do the world's worst updowns as punishment in front of his team.

This wasn’t supposed to leave chat

backthepack

PurpleBaze said:

He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.

He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.

I ain't got much else.

81% sure she was my former nanny in 4th grade too.

dnc

Thread. Wam. Belongs.

backthepack

PurpleBaze said:

He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.

He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.

I ain't got much else.

You mean this?

PurpleBaze

backthepack said:

PurpleBaze said:

He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.

He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.

I ain't got much else.

81% sure she was my former nanny in 4th grade too.

YKW

GrundleStiltzkin

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/4114/the-official-sark-s-nights-on-the-town-thread

YAWFMS

backthepack

dnc said:

Thread. Wam. Belongs.

Disagree. Fuck Sark. No one is going to be sleeping with the fishes over Sark. Plus larger audience is funnier.

backthepack

GrundleStiltzkin said:

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/4114/the-official-sark-s-nights-on-the-town-thread

YAWFMS

TYFYS

PurpleBaze

Fetters' picture with that Absolute Mustard shirt is priceless. That used to get a lot more use on this bored all those years ago.

dnc

Around once a year he'd reconnect with an old friend from down south who had a particular knack for cleaning Sark's colon out just the way Sark liked it while thousands watched in horror.

backthepack

Didn’t he bone Erin Andrews?

dnc

This one time we thought Sark would be at UW forever because we really underestimated the damage @owen12 did and Sark was a great recruiter, everyone said so, and he gave kickass pressers and our AD was a punch of spineless pussies but then just when things seemed hopeless Pat Haden performed a miracle and achieved sainthood before our very eyes.

PurpleBaze

dnc said:

This one time we thought Sark would be at UW forever because we really underestimated the damage @owen12 did and Sark was a great recruiter, everyone said so, and he gave kickass pressers and our AD was a punch of spineless pussies but then just when things seemed hopeless Pat Haden performed a miracle and achieved sainthood before our very eyes.

That picture always makes me laugh.

Pat Haden, the _Patron_ Saint of Hardcore Husky...

dnc

backthepack said:

Didn’t he bone Erin Andrews?

backthepack

dnc said:

This one time we thought Sark would be at UW forever because we really underestimated the damage @owen12 did and Sark was a great recruiter, everyone said so, and he gave kickass pressers and our AD was a punch of spineless pussies but then just when things seemed hopeless Pat Haden performed a miracle and achieved sainthood before our very eyes.

God bless Pat Haden.

PurpleBaze

dnc

backthepack said:

dnc said:

Thread. Wam. Belongs.

Disagree. Fuck Sark. No one is going to be sleeping with the fishes over Sark. Plus larger audience is funnier.

I was just trying to find a way to make the brazzers gif relevant