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  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 106,804 Founders Club
    chuck said:

    When he called "God's Play" at Cal while drunk, but it actually worked.

    Fu king gods play. JFC how did a fucking dive play from the one get that lofty label? If the OL had all just laid down at the snap there was still at least a 50% chance Polk would've bulled his way into the endzone.
    It wouldn't surprise me if Sark saw some reference to the Holy Spirit pass by Brock that beat Bitchfork and Sark thought I need one of those for me
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,521 Standard Supporter

    He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.

    He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.

    I ain't got much else.

    You mean this?




    Please tell me the POS tipped cash at least...
    How much would you have tipped on that bill?

    Besides the $162.20 (18%) that was already included.

    WTF tips after tax?

    Always pre tax. 20%



  • BennyBeaverBennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346

    He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.

    He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.

    I ain't got much else.

    You mean this?




    Please tell me the POS tipped cash at least...
    How much would you have tipped on that bill?

    Besides the $162.20 (18%) that was already included.

    WTF tips after tax?

    Always pre tax. 20%



    I don't know why you give me that question.
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,521 Standard Supporter
    edited June 2019

    He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.

    He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.

    I ain't got much else.

    You mean this?




    Please tell me the POS tipped cash at least...
    How much would you have tipped on that bill?

    Besides the $162.20 (18%) that was already included.

    WTF tips after tax?

    Always pre tax. 20%



    I don't know why you give me that question.
    Because you calculated your tip of 18% off the bill including the tax.

    Tips are calculated pre-tax.


    Rookie move.



  • CaptainPJCaptainPJ Member Posts: 2,986

    He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.

    He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.

    I ain't got much else.

    You mean this?



    TBF I've run up way worse tabs with groups of consultants making a lot less money than P5 coaches. The only truly unforgivable part of this is the 42 patron shots. Such a fucking frat bro.
    Sweet modest brag, brah
  • QuietcowskeeQuietcowskee Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,508 Swaye's Wigwam
    Who the fuck orders a salmon BLT???
  • BennyBeaverBennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346

    He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.

    He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.

    I ain't got much else.

    You mean this?




    Please tell me the POS tipped cash at least...
    How much would you have tipped on that bill?

    Besides the $162.20 (18%) that was already included.

    WTF tips after tax?

    Always pre tax. 20%



    I don't know why you give me that question.
    Because you calculated your tip of 18% off the bill including the tax.

    Tips are calculated pre-tax.


    Rookie move.



    Math hard for you?
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,521 Standard Supporter

    He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.

    He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.

    I ain't got much else.

    You mean this?




    Please tell me the POS tipped cash at least...
    How much would you have tipped on that bill?

    Besides the $162.20 (18%) that was already included.

    WTF tips after tax?

    Always pre tax. 20%



    I don't know why you give me that question.
    Because you calculated your tip of 18% off the bill including the tax.

    Tips are calculated pre-tax.


    Rookie move.



    Math hard for you?
    Nope.

    20% > 18%

    162 = 162

  • BennyBeaverBennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346

    He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.

    He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.

    I ain't got much else.

    You mean this?




    Please tell me the POS tipped cash at least...
    How much would you have tipped on that bill?

    Besides the $162.20 (18%) that was already included.

    WTF tips after tax?

    Always pre tax. 20%



    I don't know why you give me that question.
    Because you calculated your tip of 18% off the bill including the tax.

    Tips are calculated pre-tax.


    Rookie move.



    Math hard for you?
    Nope.

    20% > 18%

    162 = 162

    Genius.

    Not sure what you’re trying to prove anyway.
  • pawzpawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 21,157 Founders Club

    chuck said:

    When he called "God's Play" at Cal while drunk, but it actually worked.

    Fu king gods play. JFC how did a fucking dive play from the one get that lofty label? If the OL had all just laid down at the snap there was still at least a 50% chance Polk would've bulled his way into the endzone.
    It wouldn't surprise me if Sark saw some reference to the Holy Spirit pass by Brock that beat Bitchfork and Sark thought I need one of those for me
    I remember being up at Lake Wenatchee trying desperately to listen to this game on the radio. Right as the ball is in the air on this play we lose our signal - and our shit.

    Finding out 15 seconds later he caught the ball just didn't have the same sense of relief and extacy as my sweatpants are used to.
  • minion_doogminion_doog Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,017 Swaye's Wigwam
    pawz said:

    chuck said:

    When he called "God's Play" at Cal while drunk, but it actually worked.

    Fu king gods play. JFC how did a fucking dive play from the one get that lofty label? If the OL had all just laid down at the snap there was still at least a 50% chance Polk would've bulled his way into the endzone.
    It wouldn't surprise me if Sark saw some reference to the Holy Spirit pass by Brock that beat Bitchfork and Sark thought I need one of those for me
    I remember being up at Lake Wenatchee trying desperately to listen to this game on the radio. Right as the ball is in the air on this play we lose our signal - and our shit.

    Finding out 15 seconds later he caught the ball just didn't have the same sense of relief and extacy as my sweatpants are used to.
    Headwaters makes good pizza
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