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One of my sources told me he is friends with a circa 2010 Joey's waitress. She showed him texts from Sark asking her to get on her knees and bark. 100% serious.
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That’s fucking hilarious but I don’t believe it.PostGameOrangeSlices said:One of my sources told me he is friends with a circa 2010 Joey's waitress. She showed him texts from Sark asking her to get on her knees and bark. 100% serious.
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While shit talking CAL about Tosh, and it was broadcast live on the...radio.dnc said:This one time he got visibly wasted at a booster event and slurred out some cuss words and had to do the world's worst updowns as punishment in front of his team.
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Who pays 20 bucks for a filet mignon?backthepack said:
You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else.
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I just think the tab thing is overblown. I'd bet that even our current "church group" of coaches have run up similarly priced tabs while out on the town. These guys make handfuls of cash after all. It's the 42 patron shots that are hilariously bad and telling.CuntWaffle said:
You sound importantUW_Doog_Bot said:
TBF I've run up way worse tabs with groups of consultants making a lot less money than P5 coaches. The only truly unforgivable part of this is the 42 patron shots. Such a fucking frat bro.backthepack said:
You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
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Pgosdtd said:
Who pays 20 bucks for a filet mignon?backthepack said:
You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
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Imagine a Husky head coach that loses to cuog and then barely beats them at home the next year in a revenge game.
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YKWntxduck said:Sark (first time around at usc) missed the birth of one of his kids because he was out of town with the girl he was cheating on his wife with. That one I know is 100% true based on who I heard it from
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Agree. Also trying to expense 42 patron shots while making $3mil/yr or whatever it was we were paying him... lolUW_Doog_Bot said:
I just think the tab thing is overblown. I'd bet that even our current "church group" of coaches have run up similarly priced tabs while out on the town. These guys make handfuls of cash after all. It's the 42 patron shots that are hilariously bad and telling.CuntWaffle said:
You sound importantUW_Doog_Bot said:
TBF I've run up way worse tabs with groups of consultants making a lot less money than P5 coaches. The only truly unforgivable part of this is the 42 patron shots. Such a fucking frat bro.backthepack said:
You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
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Losing to the cuog is a rite of passage imohaie said:Imagine a Husky head coach that loses to cuog and then barely beats them at home the next year in a revenge game.
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He and another coach drove a gator from husky stadium to the Duchess. Duchess had a power chord going out the door to the gator to recharge it. Staff had to explain to Sark that you can still get a DUI driving a large golf cart.
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I heard that to prepare the sqwad to play in Death Valley against a top ranked team at night in front of 92,000 maniacal fans he wheeled a tiger in a cage from the zoo to the parking lot of our stadium so they could be mentally prepared. He was literally the inspiration for Wendy Rhodes from what I understand.
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huskyhooligan said:
He and another coach drove a gator from husky stadium to the Duchess. Duchess had a power chord going out the door to the gator to recharge it. Staff had to explain to Sark that you can still get a DUI driving a large golf cart.
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got a story from a former player under Sark who worked for him as an GA
The dorms for football players are no girls allowed. There was a miscommunication of some sort, I believe it was a roommate of one of the players that had girls over one night, or it may have been a different room altogether.
Either way Sark berated the player at practice for at least 15 minutes, publicly embarrassing that player in front of the whole team, before kicking him off the team and telling him to leave during practice. Some of the coaches knew that Sark was going at the wrong player, and as soon as the situation deescalated enough for them to actually tell him that, it was a complete mess.
The staff member did not say whether or not sark was drinking before practice, but you can take a guess. -
This thread delivers.
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dhdawg said:
The staff member did not say whether or not sark was drinking before practice, but you can take a guess.
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Party bender the Thursday before the 2011 Oregon game and 20th anniversary of 1991. Had to be escorted to to his front door he was so sloppy and drunken.
Then he cried on the sidelines as Chip sodomized him with a 2x4. -
Didn’t he have a party on a boat with coeds before a game ?
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I know for a fact that Chip sodomized sark with his 3" of thunder the night before games in exchange for going easy with the 2x4 on game day.
Ok, I dont know this for a fact but it's pretty obvious to any one not retarded. Prove me wrong.
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Was this when Josh Perkins was kicked off the team, only to come back a week later?dhdawg said:got a story from a former player under Sark who worked for him as an GA
The dorms for football players are no girls allowed. There was a miscommunication of some sort, I believe it was a roommate of one of the players that had girls over one night, or it may have been a different room altogether.
Either way Sark berated the player at practice for at least 15 minutes, publicly embarrassing that player in front of the whole team, before kicking him off the team and telling him to leave during practice. Some of the coaches knew that Sark was going at the wrong player, and as soon as the situation deescalated enough for them to actually tell him that, it was a complete mess.
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I think it was during the week prior to game against Oregon. Sark & one other coach out on a boat with some girls is what I remember hearing about.JaWarrenJaHooker said:Didn’t he have a party on a boat with coeds before a game ?
I also heard Pool Boy has to give Sark a talking to regarding the drinking & womanizing. -
Wasn’t Will Ferrell supposed to been part of that one too?CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I think it was during the week prior to game against Oregon. Sark & one other coach out on a boat with some girls is what I remember hearing about.JaWarrenJaHooker said:Didn’t he have a party on a boat with coeds before a game ?
I also heard Pool Boy has to give Sark a talking to regarding the drinking & womanizing.
