Sark Stories
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Sounds more like the former Mrs SarkisianPitchfork51 said:
J?CuntWaffle said:When he got so drunk on the flight home from Pullman (he was coaching USC) that he passed out drunk and the players were taking drunk frat boy pictures of him.
When he was so drunk in the middle of a game team huddle that his assistant coaches had to pull him away because he was slurring his words so bad.
When he was on a savage bender and showed up to a practice with bloodshot eyes was told to leave and started crying in a corner.
When at UW he freaked the fuck out on the team at halftime against Portland State in front of the 19 fans at Husky Stadium to make him look TUFF!
When he screamed so hard at his USC player he probably shit himself to look even more TUFF!
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FTFYCuntWaffle said:When he got so drunk on the flight home from Pullman (he was coaching USC) that he passed out drunk and the players were taking drunk frat boy pictures of him.
When he was so drunk in the middle of a game team huddle that his assistant coaches had to pull him away because he was slurring his words so bad.
When he was on a savage bender and showed up to a practice with bloodshot eyes was told to leave and started crying in a corner.
When at UW he freaked the fuck out on the team at halftime against Portland State in front of the 19 fans at Century LinkHusky Stadiumto make him look TUFF!
When he screamed so hard at his USC player he probably shit himself to look even more TUFF!
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Like I tell your wife...tips includedDawgWagonDan said:backthepack said:
You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else.
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Chip would NEVER hang 70 on Sarkdnc said:Around once a year he'd reconnect with an old friend from down south who had a particular knack for cleaning Sark's colon out just the way Sark liked it while thousands watched in horror.
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Quite honestly Sark was never interested in the USC job
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When he called "God's Play" at Cal while drunk, but it actually worked.
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How much would you have tipped on that bill?DawgWagonDan said:backthepack said:
You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else.
Please tell me the POS tipped cash at least...
Besides the $162.20 (18%) that was already included.
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Fu king gods play. JFC how did a fucking dive play from the one get that lofty label? If the OL had all just laid down at the snap there was still at least a 50% chance Polk would've bulled his way into the endzone.DawgWagonDan said:When he called "God's Play" at Cal while drunk, but it actually worked.
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TBF I've run up way worse tabs with groups of consultants making a lot less money than P5 coaches. The only truly unforgivable part of this is the 42 patron shots. Such a fucking frat bro.backthepack said:
You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else. -
You sound importantUW_Doog_Bot said:
TBF I've run up way worse tabs with groups of consultants making a lot less money than P5 coaches. The only truly unforgivable part of this is the 42 patron shots. Such a fucking frat bro.backthepack said:
You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else.
