This one time we thought Sark would be at UW forever because we really underestimated the damage @owen12 did and Sark was a great recruiter, everyone said so, and he gave kickass pressers and our AD was a punch of spineless pussies but then just when things seemed hopeless Pat Haden performed a miracle and achieved sainthood before our very eyes.
This one time we thought Sark would be at UW forever because we really underestimated the damage @owen12 did and Sark was a great recruiter, everyone said so, and he gave kickass pressers and our AD was a punch of spineless pussies but then just when things seemed hopeless Pat Haden performed a miracle and achieved sainthood before our very eyes.
I was watching a game with a buddy of mine once and said, "Sark's play-calling is so fucking predictable that it's no wonder this team sucks dick," then correctly called out eight consecutive plays pre-snap based off of down/distance/formation. Then laughed the rest of the game every time the commentary crew mentioned what an innovative offensive wizard Sark is.
When he got so drunk on the flight home from Pullman (he was coaching USC) that he passed out drunk and the players were taking drunk frat boy pictures of him.
When he was so drunk in the middle of a game team huddle that his assistant coaches had to pull him away because he was slurring his words so bad.
When he was on a savage bender and showed up to a practice with bloodshot eyes was told to leave and started crying in a corner.
When at UW he freaked the fuck out on the team at halftime against Portland State in front of the 19 fans at Husky Stadium to make him look TUFF!
When he screamed so hard at his USC player he probably shit himself to look even more TUFF!
When he got so drunk on the flight home from Pullman (he was coaching USC) that he passed out drunk and the players were taking drunk frat boy pictures of him.
When he was so drunk in the middle of a game team huddle that his assistant coaches had to pull him away because he was slurring his words so bad.
When he was on a savage bender and showed up to a practice with bloodshot eyes was told to leave and started crying in a corner.
When at UW he freaked the fuck out on the team at halftime against Portland State in front of the 19 fans at Husky Stadium to make him look TUFF!
When he screamed so hard at his USC player he probably shit himself to look even more TUFF!
When he got so drunk on the flight home from Pullman (he was coaching USC) that he passed out drunk and the players were taking drunk frat boy pictures of him.
When he was so drunk in the middle of a game team huddle that his assistant coaches had to pull him away because he was slurring his words so bad.
When he was on a savage bender and showed up to a practice with bloodshot eyes was told to leave and started crying in a corner.
When at UW he freaked the fuck out on the team at halftime against Portland State in front of the 19 fans at Husky Stadium to make him look TUFF!
When he screamed so hard at his USC player he probably shit himself to look even more TUFF!
When he got so drunk on the flight home from Pullman (he was coaching USC) that he passed out drunk and the players were taking drunk frat boy pictures of him.
When he was so drunk in the middle of a game team huddle that his assistant coaches had to pull him away because he was slurring his words so bad.
When he was on a savage bender and showed up to a practice with bloodshot eyes was told to leave and started crying in a corner.
When at UW he freaked the fuck out on the team at halftime against Portland State in front of the 19 fans at Century Link Husky Stadium to make him look TUFF!
When he screamed so hard at his USC player he probably shit himself to look even more TUFF!
Around once a year he'd reconnect with an old friend from down south who had a particular knack for cleaning Sark's colon out just the way Sark liked it while thousands watched in horror.
When he called "God's Play" at Cal while drunk, but it actually worked.
Fu king gods play. JFC how did a fucking dive play from the one get that lofty label? If the OL had all just laid down at the snap there was still at least a 50% chance Polk would've bulled his way into the endzone.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else.
You mean this?
TBF I've run up way worse tabs with groups of consultants making a lot less money than P5 coaches. The only truly unforgivable part of this is the 42 patron shots. Such a fucking frat bro.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else.
You mean this?
TBF I've run up way worse tabs with groups of consultants making a lot less money than P5 coaches. The only truly unforgivable part of this is the 42 patron shots. Such a fucking frat bro.
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Please tell me the POS tipped cash at least...
When he was so drunk in the middle of a game team huddle that his assistant coaches had to pull him away because he was slurring his words so bad.
When he was on a savage bender and showed up to a practice with bloodshot eyes was told to leave and started crying in a corner.
When at UW he freaked the fuck out on the team at halftime against Portland State in front of the 19 fans at Husky Stadium to make him look TUFF!
When he screamed so hard at his USC player he probably shit himself to look even more TUFF!
Too many.
And class has nothing to do with it
Besides the $162.20 (18%) that was already included.