Sark Stories
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It wouldn't surprise me if Sark saw some reference to the Holy Spirit pass by Brock that beat Bitchfork and Sark thought I need one of those for mechuck said:
Fu king gods play. JFC how did a fucking dive play from the one get that lofty label? If the OL had all just laid down at the snap there was still at least a 50% chance Polk would've bulled his way into the endzone.DawgWagonDan said:When he called "God's Play" at Cal while drunk, but it actually worked.
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WTF tips after tax?BennyBeaver said:
How much would you have tipped on that bill?DawgWagonDan said:backthepack said:
You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else.
Please tell me the POS tipped cash at least...
Besides the $162.20 (18%) that was already included.
Always pre tax. 20%
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This is actually a new story.
A year ago I was out drinking with some guys and one of them had been a bartender at a place that Sark frequented (not Joey's, much lower key). He said Sark would drink there alone A LOT and would drink himself to the point that they had to call a cab for him and walk him out to it. He said it was quite often that the bartenders would have to say things like "come on coach, you have practice tomorrow. It's time to stop." -
This kind of thing is pretty common. It's a highly competitive field. Lots of coaches have to be cut off by their bartenders to because they have practice the next day and walked to their cabs.bananasnblondes said:This is actually a new story.
A year ago I was out drinking with some guys and one of them had been a bartender at a place that Sark frequented (not Joey's, much lower key). He said Sark would drink there alone A LOT and would drink himself to the point that they had to call a cab for him and walk him out to it. He said it was quite often that the bartenders would have to say things like "come on coach, you have practice tomorrow. It's time to stop."
Not a big deal.
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This. I’d like to see you all walk a mile in his shoes.dnc said:
This kind of thing is pretty common. It's a highly competitive field. Lots of coaches have to be cut off by their bartenders to because they have practice the next day and walked to their cabs.bananasnblondes said:This is actually a new story.
A year ago I was out drinking with some guys and one of them had been a bartender at a place that Sark frequented (not Joey's, much lower key). He said Sark would drink there alone A LOT and would drink himself to the point that they had to call a cab for him and walk him out to it. He said it was quite often that the bartenders would have to say things like "come on coach, you have practice tomorrow. It's time to stop."
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I think the moral of this story is when you start mixing pills with alcohol, you are going to start doing things you regret.bananasnblondes said:This is actually a new story.
A year ago I was out drinking with some guys and one of them had been a bartender at a place that Sark frequented (not Joey's, much lower key). He said Sark would drink there alone A LOT and would drink himself to the point that they had to call a cab for him and walk him out to it. He said it was quite often that the bartenders would have to say things like "come on coach, you have practice tomorrow. It's time to stop." -
ITS A DISEASE
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I don't know why you give me that question.PurpleThrobber said:
WTF tips after tax?BennyBeaver said:
How much would you have tipped on that bill?DawgWagonDan said:backthepack said:
You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else.
Please tell me the POS tipped cash at least...
Besides the $162.20 (18%) that was already included.
Always pre tax. 20% -
I always liked when he used to bite a towel during the gamez..
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Because you calculated your tip of 18% off the bill including the tax.BennyBeaver said:
I don't know why you give me that question.PurpleThrobber said:
WTF tips after tax?BennyBeaver said:
How much would you have tipped on that bill?DawgWagonDan said:backthepack said:
You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else.
Please tell me the POS tipped cash at least...
Besides the $162.20 (18%) that was already included.
Always pre tax. 20%
Tips are calculated pre-tax.
Rookie move.
