Coach Balls is way checked out, which makes me think he is gone. If he is not, then both Oregon and Miami shouldn’t want him.
Hope he fucks off. He’s a terrible football coach/CEO. Oregon has won with lesser talent, against better talent, rather easily.
Justin Herbert made this guy famous in 2019.
They held Justin back quite honestly.
Tis true. They were ugly in 2019 until the p12 championship and Rose Bowl when they decided to let Herbert open it up and mix in the run. It changed the whole perspective on that season.
In fairness Oregon’s wr’s have sucked for years. But yeah they never cut him loose.
Receives have never really been an Oregon thing for about 20 years.
Oregon upper campus cares about football, Washington not so much. Watching Wilcox kick the shit out of us for the next 5 years will be special. Not like he hasn’t done it at Cal with lesser talent
Miami is one of the best, if not the best big city in America. It's the culture of New York with the beautiful people and money of LA mixed with killer weather and the party vide of Mardi Gras with a Latin flavor. In short, who wouldn't leave that shithole Eugene to go rule Miiami?
Eugene, a piss break on the way to a better place.
This is a very good and accurate post. Objectively speaking.
That said, we must remember it's not for everybody. Think about some of our brothers here who have to live in shit hole places like Sedro Woolley, Everett, Castle Rock, Battleground ... and Canada.
A lot of dudes lack the requisite confidence, and frankly the swarthy'ness, to compete in a town like Miami. If one is missing the superior Cuban DNA, one is already at a distinct disadvantage. It takes big @Ballz to make it in my hometown. It's not for everybody. It's LA, but with a NY temperament of aggression, and withering humidity that makes pussies from out west melt.
We have to remember there are coaches who, like our less confident brothers, prefer being out in the middle of butt fuck nowhere so that they have some semblance of a chance to compete for T&A and the other good things life has to offer.
We have to remember that. Eugene and Sedro and Everett and Marysville and Castlerock and Battleground and Vancoover and Rochester and Pulltab and Spookanne are all essentially the same fucking place, and there is a good % of people who want to be in those places and hide from the world.
I've been to Miami, exactly once. It's great if you like grey sand beaches that remind you of Ocean shores. I seriously expected much much much more. I will say it has been many years. Maybe it's more cosmopolitan now. Don't really care to go back. Guess it depends what you are looking for. Obviously its1000 steps up from Eugene.
I hate to threaten the hard-fought peace we worked so hard to achieve, but unless you are really drunk, this tells me you actually didn't go to Miami, but rather to Ocean Shores, and the football talk has caused a Mandella Effect.
There is NOTHING about the beaches there that would remind you of Ocean Shores. Take it from the unicorn that was born in one place and grew up next to the other.
Most US cities are now more cosmopolitan than they once were. I'd say on the whole Miami has always been more cosmopolitan than Seattle, but Seattle has caught up. People forget Seattle used to be a fucking nowhere backwater as recently as the 1980s.
Miami had the cocaine and Seattle had the tech
Couple of boom towns
Violent passionate Latinos who danced and partied til dawn, versus Jolt-Addicted pimply faced incels who loved StarTrek and turned us all into screen-tethered cunts.
I'll take the Cocaine with Bullets over hologram girlfriends every time.
As a Seattleite, I declare Miami the clear winner.
Miami is one of the best, if not the best big city in America. It's the culture of New York with the beautiful people and money of LA mixed with killer weather and the party vide of Mardi Gras with a Latin flavor. In short, who wouldn't leave that shithole Eugene to go rule Miiami?
Eugene, a piss break on the way to a better place.
This is a very good and accurate post. Objectively speaking.
That said, we must remember it's not for everybody. Think about some of our brothers here who have to live in shit hole places like Sedro Woolley, Everett, Castle Rock, Battleground ... and Canada.
A lot of dudes lack the requisite confidence, and frankly the swarthy'ness, to compete in a town like Miami. If one is missing the superior Cuban DNA, one is already at a distinct disadvantage. It takes big @Ballz to make it in my hometown. It's not for everybody. It's LA, but with a NY temperament of aggression, and withering humidity that makes pussies from out west melt.
We have to remember there are coaches who, like our less confident brothers, prefer being out in the middle of butt fuck nowhere so that they have some semblance of a chance to compete for T&A and the other good things life has to offer.
We have to remember that. Eugene and Sedro and Everett and Marysville and Castlerock and Battleground and Vancoover and Rochester and Pulltab and Spookanne are all essentially the same fucking place, and there is a good % of people who want to be in those places and hide from the world.
I've been to Miami, exactly once. It's great if you like grey sand beaches that remind you of Ocean shores. I seriously expected much much much more. I will say it has been many years. Maybe it's more cosmopolitan now. Don't really care to go back. Guess it depends what you are looking for. Obviously its1000 steps up from Eugene.
I hate to threaten the hard-fought peace we worked so hard to achieve, but unless you are really drunk, this tells me you actually didn't go to Miami, but rather to Ocean Shores, and the football talk has caused a Mandella Effect.
There is NOTHING about the beaches there that would remind you of Ocean Shores. Take it from the unicorn that was born in one place and grew up next to the other.
Most US cities are now more cosmopolitan than they once were. I'd say on the whole Miami has always been more cosmopolitan than Seattle, but Seattle has caught up. People forget Seattle used to be a fucking nowhere backwater as recently as the 1980s.
Miami had the cocaine and Seattle had the tech
Couple of boom towns
Violent passionate Latinos who danced and partied til dawn, versus Jolt-Addicted pimply faced incels who loved StarTrek and turned us all into screen-tethered cunts.
I'll take the Cocaine with Bullets over hologram girlfriends every time.
As a Seattleite, I declare Miami the clear winner.
Sure Miami has great cocaine, but they really can’t compete with our meth and heroin
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one, i was told the offer was in front of him, its just 'being worked on' now?
two, he gone.
There's also a Twitter rumor that Meat and Thibedeaux got into it during the game.
Mario gone
I'll take the Cocaine with Bullets over hologram girlfriends every time.
As a Seattleite, I declare Miami the clear winner.
Counting MC, 3 of their last 4 coaches left for better jobs.