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  • AtomicDawg
    AtomicDawg Member Posts: 7,329
    chuck said:

    Source: The John Ruiz family is ready to launch ambitious plan to build UM a football stadium in Coral Gables

    The source says Ruiz, who is an attorney, entrepreneur, and founder of a firm called MSP Recovery and is set to be worth over $20 billion, according to Forbes.com, envisions a 50,000 seat stadium on the site of what is currently Coral Gables High School.

    could be cool, hurts their program not having their own stadium

    Ruiz, the son of Cuban immigrants, is related to Oregon coach Mario Cristobal, through marriage.

    yeah, he gone.

    Money, women, food, art, culture, my hotel, Lambos and has a stadium that’s smaller than a meth den with its own Arby’s.
    50k sounds a little small time to me. I don't remember Miami struggling to fill their stadium when they were The U.
    They did depending on the opponent. Not a big student body and on campus stadium like uf and FSU.
  • PasadenaHuskyFan
    PasadenaHuskyFan Member Posts: 611
    Was it as cool as Liverpool?
  • NeGgaPlEaSe
    NeGgaPlEaSe Member Posts: 5,756
    edited December 2021

    Doogles said:

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    Miami is one of the best, if not the best big city in America. It's the culture of New York with the beautiful people and money of LA mixed with killer weather and the party vide of Mardi Gras with a Latin flavor. In short, who wouldn't leave that shithole Eugene to go rule Miiami?

    Eugene, a piss break on the way to a better place.

    This is a very good and accurate post. Objectively speaking.

    That said, we must remember it's not for everybody. Think about some of our brothers here who have to live in shit hole places like Sedro Woolley, Everett, Castle Rock, Battleground ... and Canada.

    A lot of dudes lack the requisite confidence, and frankly the swarthy'ness, to compete in a town like Miami. If one is missing the superior Cuban DNA, one is already at a distinct disadvantage. It takes big @Ballz to make it in my hometown. It's not for everybody. It's LA, but with a NY temperament of aggression, and withering humidity that makes pussies from out west melt.

    We have to remember there are coaches who, like our less confident brothers, prefer being out in the middle of butt fuck nowhere so that they have some semblance of a chance to compete for T&A and the other good things life has to offer.

    We have to remember that. Eugene and Sedro and Everett and Marysville and Castlerock and Battleground and Vancoover and Rochester and Pulltab and Spookanne are all essentially the same fucking place, and there is a good % of people who want to be in those places and hide from the world.
    https://www.timeout.com/miami/news/miami-was-voted-the-third-most-overrated-city-in-the-worldouch-091421
    I have probably been to more major world cities than anyone on these boreds. If not the most, I'm in the top 3 for sure. I think I've been in every "mega" destination city in the world sans the ones in Russia. Miami is at the absolute tippy top of the list, in the world, not just the USofA. Anyone who says Miami is overrated is a toolbox who couldn't get laid there. It is not for the faint of heart. The women suffer no fools and you better have money. You save up your 7-11 checks for a year and roll in from Index in a straw hat, it will be a blood bath. You gotta flex those Orkin riches like me. Then it's party tim.



    p.s. There is so much money in Miami it's unreal. Before I started going there pretty regularly I had no idea how much insane wealth was there. If you are in the city center area near the bay I am not kidding it is a constant flow of super cars. Ferraris, Lambo and Porsches are as common there as Fords, Subarus and Toyotas in Gig Harbor. I saw a fucking Veyron getting valeted for fucks sake. And the women. Good God the women. Plus, clubs are open, and full, all night. If you have never been to Miami I highly suggest going. Great great city. I didn't even mention the food, which is fucking nails.

    @Doogles wade in here my swarthy friend. You were there recently. Thoughts?
    Happy and attractive people enjoying their life? Sign me up.

    Not to piss/tug it out but my Miami experience was incredible and the city made such an impact I'm considering the move.

    It was great to see people dressing up to go out and not giving a fuck about the pandemic. Maybe it wouldn't have seemed as big of a deal if I wasn't from Nor Cal, but what a refreshing vibe change.

    The women really are unbelievable, an Eva Mendes clone was my server at a steakhouse and my girl didn't talk to me the entire flight home over "the way you ordered".

    Married guys you've been warned.





    Miami… Cool fucking city. I just got back from Miami and felt the same. It was nice to not have the Covid bullshit.
    Same here. Being in Miami and Ft Lauderdale makes you forget there’s even a pandemic going on to be perfectly honest. It’s refreshing
  • Quietcowskee
    Quietcowskee Member Posts: 4,207 Standard Supporter



    Doogles said:

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    Miami is one of the best, if not the best big city in America. It's the culture of New York with the beautiful people and money of LA mixed with killer weather and the party vide of Mardi Gras with a Latin flavor. In short, who wouldn't leave that shithole Eugene to go rule Miiami?

    Eugene, a piss break on the way to a better place.

    This is a very good and accurate post. Objectively speaking.

    That said, we must remember it's not for everybody. Think about some of our brothers here who have to live in shit hole places like Sedro Woolley, Everett, Castle Rock, Battleground ... and Canada.

    A lot of dudes lack the requisite confidence, and frankly the swarthy'ness, to compete in a town like Miami. If one is missing the superior Cuban DNA, one is already at a distinct disadvantage. It takes big @Ballz to make it in my hometown. It's not for everybody. It's LA, but with a NY temperament of aggression, and withering humidity that makes pussies from out west melt.

    We have to remember there are coaches who, like our less confident brothers, prefer being out in the middle of butt fuck nowhere so that they have some semblance of a chance to compete for T&A and the other good things life has to offer.

    We have to remember that. Eugene and Sedro and Everett and Marysville and Castlerock and Battleground and Vancoover and Rochester and Pulltab and Spookanne are all essentially the same fucking place, and there is a good % of people who want to be in those places and hide from the world.
    https://www.timeout.com/miami/news/miami-was-voted-the-third-most-overrated-city-in-the-worldouch-091421
    I have probably been to more major world cities than anyone on these boreds. If not the most, I'm in the top 3 for sure. I think I've been in every "mega" destination city in the world sans the ones in Russia. Miami is at the absolute tippy top of the list, in the world, not just the USofA. Anyone who says Miami is overrated is a toolbox who couldn't get laid there. It is not for the faint of heart. The women suffer no fools and you better have money. You save up your 7-11 checks for a year and roll in from Index in a straw hat, it will be a blood bath. You gotta flex those Orkin riches like me. Then it's party tim.



    p.s. There is so much money in Miami it's unreal. Before I started going there pretty regularly I had no idea how much insane wealth was there. If you are in the city center area near the bay I am not kidding it is a constant flow of super cars. Ferraris, Lambo and Porsches are as common there as Fords, Subarus and Toyotas in Gig Harbor. I saw a fucking Veyron getting valeted for fucks sake. And the women. Good God the women. Plus, clubs are open, and full, all night. If you have never been to Miami I highly suggest going. Great great city. I didn't even mention the food, which is fucking nails.

    @Doogles wade in here my swarthy friend. You were there recently. Thoughts?
    Happy and attractive people enjoying their life? Sign me up.

    Not to piss/tug it out but my Miami experience was incredible and the city made such an impact I'm considering the move.

    It was great to see people dressing up to go out and not giving a fuck about the pandemic. Maybe it wouldn't have seemed as big of a deal if I wasn't from Nor Cal, but what a refreshing vibe change.

    The women really are unbelievable, an Eva Mendes clone was my server at a steakhouse and my girl didn't talk to me the entire flight home over "the way you ordered".

    Married guys you've been warned.





    Miami… Cool fucking city. I just got back from Miami and felt the same. It was nice to not have the Covid bullshit.
    Same here. Being in Miami and Ft Lauderdale makes you forget there’s even a pandemic going on to be perfectly honest. It’s refreshing
    Puddlez is leaving too?!?
  • rodmansrage
    rodmansrage Member Posts: 6,376



    lanetrain would be interesting there; its either the highest highs or getting tarmac'd, no in-between.
  • MikeSeaver
    MikeSeaver Member Posts: 5,800



    Doogles said:

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    Miami is one of the best, if not the best big city in America. It's the culture of New York with the beautiful people and money of LA mixed with killer weather and the party vide of Mardi Gras with a Latin flavor. In short, who wouldn't leave that shithole Eugene to go rule Miiami?

    Eugene, a piss break on the way to a better place.

    This is a very good and accurate post. Objectively speaking.

    That said, we must remember it's not for everybody. Think about some of our brothers here who have to live in shit hole places like Sedro Woolley, Everett, Castle Rock, Battleground ... and Canada.

    A lot of dudes lack the requisite confidence, and frankly the swarthy'ness, to compete in a town like Miami. If one is missing the superior Cuban DNA, one is already at a distinct disadvantage. It takes big @Ballz to make it in my hometown. It's not for everybody. It's LA, but with a NY temperament of aggression, and withering humidity that makes pussies from out west melt.

    We have to remember there are coaches who, like our less confident brothers, prefer being out in the middle of butt fuck nowhere so that they have some semblance of a chance to compete for T&A and the other good things life has to offer.

    We have to remember that. Eugene and Sedro and Everett and Marysville and Castlerock and Battleground and Vancoover and Rochester and Pulltab and Spookanne are all essentially the same fucking place, and there is a good % of people who want to be in those places and hide from the world.
    https://www.timeout.com/miami/news/miami-was-voted-the-third-most-overrated-city-in-the-worldouch-091421
    I have probably been to more major world cities than anyone on these boreds. If not the most, I'm in the top 3 for sure. I think I've been in every "mega" destination city in the world sans the ones in Russia. Miami is at the absolute tippy top of the list, in the world, not just the USofA. Anyone who says Miami is overrated is a toolbox who couldn't get laid there. It is not for the faint of heart. The women suffer no fools and you better have money. You save up your 7-11 checks for a year and roll in from Index in a straw hat, it will be a blood bath. You gotta flex those Orkin riches like me. Then it's party tim.



    p.s. There is so much money in Miami it's unreal. Before I started going there pretty regularly I had no idea how much insane wealth was there. If you are in the city center area near the bay I am not kidding it is a constant flow of super cars. Ferraris, Lambo and Porsches are as common there as Fords, Subarus and Toyotas in Gig Harbor. I saw a fucking Veyron getting valeted for fucks sake. And the women. Good God the women. Plus, clubs are open, and full, all night. If you have never been to Miami I highly suggest going. Great great city. I didn't even mention the food, which is fucking nails.

    @Doogles wade in here my swarthy friend. You were there recently. Thoughts?
    Happy and attractive people enjoying their life? Sign me up.

    Not to piss/tug it out but my Miami experience was incredible and the city made such an impact I'm considering the move.

    It was great to see people dressing up to go out and not giving a fuck about the pandemic. Maybe it wouldn't have seemed as big of a deal if I wasn't from Nor Cal, but what a refreshing vibe change.

    The women really are unbelievable, an Eva Mendes clone was my server at a steakhouse and my girl didn't talk to me the entire flight home over "the way you ordered".

    Married guys you've been warned.





    Miami… Cool fucking city. I just got back from Miami and felt the same. It was nice to not have the Covid bullshit.
    Same here. Being in Miami and Ft Lauderdale makes you forget there’s even a pandemic going on to be perfectly honest. It’s refreshing
    Puddlez is leaving too?!?
    Check out how sexy he looks after just a few days in Miami.
  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,506
    Its been 5 minutes and the Oregon bored meltdown is already fantastic
  • AtomicDawg
    AtomicDawg Member Posts: 7,329
    OreDawg said:

    Justin Wilcox might be their best realistic option at this point.

    May as well make it official.
  • theknowledge
    theknowledge Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,624 Founders Club

    Its been 5 minutes and the Oregon bored meltdown is already fantastic

    Screenshots please.
  • MikeSeaver
    MikeSeaver Member Posts: 5,800
    Same guy:

    Calma. In this pursuit Miami has proven they are willing to do whatever it takes to turn this program around.

    Doesn’t sound like it at all if they’re going after Balls like they’re about to strike oil. If MC wasn’t from Miami, they’d have zero interest in him. Loser program, staying loser.

  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913

    Its been 5 minutes and the Oregon bored meltdown is already fantastic

    Screenshots please.
    Unfortunately the thread entitled "Mario is a Punk" has gone poof but essentially the same people who have been singing the praises of Mario as a "great man of conviction, as transparent as it gets, and a truly genuine guy who loves Eugene" are now choosing titles like "Taggart 2.0, a snake, and other less than complementary terms

    There's also speculation that he was in house with a couple of theor top recruits yesterday and was possibly steering them towards Miami.
    Which bored?
  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,506
    Kaepsknee said:

    Its been 5 minutes and the Oregon bored meltdown is already fantastic

    Screenshots please.
    Unfortunately the thread entitled "Mario is a Punk" has gone poof but essentially the same people who have been singing the praises of Mario as a "great man of conviction, as transparent as it gets, and a truly genuine guy who loves Eugene" are now choosing titles like "Taggart 2.0, a snake, and other less than complementary terms

    There's also speculation that he was in house with a couple of theor top recruits yesterday and was possibly steering them towards Miami.
    Which bored?
    The 247 one.
  • AtomicDawg
    AtomicDawg Member Posts: 7,329

    Its been 5 minutes and the Oregon bored meltdown is already fantastic

    Screenshots please.
    Unfortunately the thread entitled "Mario is a Punk" has gone poof but essentially the same people who have been singing the praises of Mario as a "great man of conviction, as transparent as it gets, and a truly genuine guy who loves Eugene" are now choosing titles like "Taggart 2.0, a snake, and other less than complementary terms

    There's also speculation that he was in house with a couple of theor top recruits yesterday and was possibly steering them towards Miami.
    They should hire a man with true character like Wilcox. He will never leave.
  • Quietcowskee
    Quietcowskee Member Posts: 4,207 Standard Supporter

    Its been 5 minutes and the Oregon bored meltdown is already fantastic

    Screenshots please.
    Unfortunately the thread entitled "Mario is a Punk" has gone poof but essentially the same people who have been singing the praises of Mario as a "great man of conviction, as transparent as it gets, and a truly genuine guy who loves Eugene" are now choosing titles like "Taggart 2.0, a snake, and other less than complementary terms

    There's also speculation that he was in house with a couple of theor top recruits yesterday and was possibly steering them towards Miami.
    Calling a Cuban man a snake? Oregon fans aren't even trying to veil their outrageous racism
    You prefer a cock-a-roach?


  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937

    It will be special when they offer 10+ mil a year to a guy who just got done being ass raped by Utah for the 2nd time in 13 days.

    There's also a Twitter rumor that Meat and Thibedeaux got into it during the game.

    holy whoosh
    Huh?
    That tweet was clearly a joke
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,035 Standard Supporter
    edited December 2021

    "Let's go fuck their women and pillage their recruiting class" - K. DeBoer

    DeBoer told you that was Off the Record.
  • MikeSeaver
    MikeSeaver Member Posts: 5,800
    Gladstone said:

    The mass coping mechanism of Oregon fans going from guffawing about Cristobal's P12 success to suddenly hoping he leaves is far more entertaining to me than it should be.

    It’s almost like they’re a bunch of Husky fans talking about Chris Patterson. Can’t stop laughing.