Welcome to the Hardcore Husky Forums. Folks who are well-known in Cyberland and not that dumb.

Mario to Miami confirmed

18911131422

Comments

  • MikeSeaver
    MikeSeaver Member Posts: 5,800

    dflea said:

    Man, this game turned into a real buttfucking.

    lol


    Coach Balls is way checked out, which makes me think he is gone. If he is not, then both Oregon and Miami shouldn’t want him.
    Hope he fucks off. He’s a terrible football coach/CEO. Oregon has won with lesser talent, against better talent, rather easily.

    Justin Herbert made this guy famous in 2019.
    They held Justin back quite honestly.
    Tis true. They were ugly in 2019 until the p12 championship and Rose Bowl when they decided to let Herbert open it up and mix in the run. It changed the whole perspective on that season.

    In fairness Oregon’s wr’s have sucked for years. But yeah they never cut him loose.
    Receives have never really been an Oregon thing for about 20 years.
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    dflea said:

    Man, this game turned into a real buttfucking.

    lol

    Real porking autzen style
  • Sources
    Sources Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 4,331 Founders Club
    FireCohen said:

    dflea said:

    Man, this game turned into a real buttfucking.

    lol

    Real porking autzen style
    Disagree. Everything looked consensual
  • MikeSeaver
    MikeSeaver Member Posts: 5,800



    one, i was told the offer was in front of him, its just 'being worked on' now?

    two, he gone.
    Good.
  • NeGgaPlEaSe
    NeGgaPlEaSe Member Posts: 5,756
    Oregon upper campus cares about football, Washington not so much. Watching Wilcox kick the shit out of us for the next 5 years will be special. Not like he hasn’t done it at Cal with lesser talent
  • NeGgaPlEaSe
    NeGgaPlEaSe Member Posts: 5,756



    one, i was told the offer was in front of him, its just 'being worked on' now?

    two, he gone.
    “that’s what I have right now
    Things change
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,718 Founders Club

    dflea said:

    Man, this game turned into a real buttfucking.

    lol


    Coach Balls is way checked out, which makes me think he is gone. If he is not, then both Oregon and Miami shouldn’t want him.
    Hope he fucks off. He’s a terrible football coach/CEO. Oregon has won with lesser talent, against better talent, rather easily.

    Justin Herbert made this guy famous in 2019.

  • AtomicDawg
    AtomicDawg Member Posts: 7,329

    It will be special when they offer 10+ mil a year to a guy who just got done being ass raped by Utah for the 2nd time in 13 days.

    There's also a Twitter rumor that Meat and Thibedeaux got into it during the game.

    Did he strike a player? Is it still safe for kids to play there?
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937

    It will be special when they offer 10+ mil a year to a guy who just got done being ass raped by Utah for the 2nd time in 13 days.

    There's also a Twitter rumor that Meat and Thibedeaux got into it during the game.

    holy whoosh
  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,506

    It will be special when they offer 10+ mil a year to a guy who just got done being ass raped by Utah for the 2nd time in 13 days.

    There's also a Twitter rumor that Meat and Thibedeaux got into it during the game.

    holy whoosh
    Huh?
  • HairyBallsDawg
    HairyBallsDawg Member Posts: 1,075

    Kiffin would do well at Oregon

    And promptly leave once saban retires in a couple of years
    Oregon should be used to that.

    Counting MC, 3 of their last 4 coaches left for better jobs.
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,035 Standard Supporter

    EwaDawg said:

    Swaye said:

    Miami is one of the best, if not the best big city in America. It's the culture of New York with the beautiful people and money of LA mixed with killer weather and the party vide of Mardi Gras with a Latin flavor. In short, who wouldn't leave that shithole Eugene to go rule Miiami?

    Eugene, a piss break on the way to a better place.

    This is a very good and accurate post. Objectively speaking.

    That said, we must remember it's not for everybody. Think about some of our brothers here who have to live in shit hole places like Sedro Woolley, Everett, Castle Rock, Battleground ... and Canada.

    A lot of dudes lack the requisite confidence, and frankly the swarthy'ness, to compete in a town like Miami. If one is missing the superior Cuban DNA, one is already at a distinct disadvantage. It takes big @Ballz to make it in my hometown. It's not for everybody. It's LA, but with a NY temperament of aggression, and withering humidity that makes pussies from out west melt.

    We have to remember there are coaches who, like our less confident brothers, prefer being out in the middle of butt fuck nowhere so that they have some semblance of a chance to compete for T&A and the other good things life has to offer.

    We have to remember that. Eugene and Sedro and Everett and Marysville and Castlerock and Battleground and Vancoover and Rochester and Pulltab and Spookanne are all essentially the same fucking place, and there is a good % of people who want to be in those places and hide from the world.
    https://www.timeout.com/miami/news/miami-was-voted-the-third-most-overrated-city-in-the-worldouch-091421
    I've been to Miami, exactly once. It's great if you like grey sand beaches that remind you of Ocean shores. I seriously expected much much much more. I will say it has been many years. Maybe it's more cosmopolitan now. Don't really care to go back. Guess it depends what you are looking for. Obviously its1000 steps up from Eugene.
    I hate to threaten the hard-fought peace we worked so hard to achieve, but unless you are really drunk, this tells me you actually didn't go to Miami, but rather to Ocean Shores, and the football talk has caused a Mandella Effect.

    There is NOTHING about the beaches there that would remind you of Ocean Shores. Take it from the unicorn that was born in one place and grew up next to the other.

    Most US cities are now more cosmopolitan than they once were. I'd say on the whole Miami has always been more cosmopolitan than Seattle, but Seattle has caught up. People forget Seattle used to be a fucking nowhere backwater as recently as the 1980s.
    Miami had the cocaine and Seattle had the tech

    Couple of boom towns
    Violent passionate Latinos who danced and partied til dawn, versus Jolt-Addicted pimply faced incels who loved StarTrek and turned us all into screen-tethered cunts.

    I'll take the Cocaine with Bullets over hologram girlfriends every time.

    As a Seattleite, I declare Miami the clear winner.
    Sure Miami has great cocaine, but they really can’t compete with our meth and heroin
    It takes a real classy city to glorify meth and heroin as Seattle and Portland have. But dare I say parts of Lacey and Tumwater outclass Seattle, and Gresham arguably tops Portland.

    I don't know how Lynnwood has avoided it, but maybe being crotched between Bothell and Edmonds spares it.
  • minion_doog
    minion_doog Member Posts: 2,024

    EwaDawg said:

    Swaye said:

    Miami is one of the best, if not the best big city in America. It's the culture of New York with the beautiful people and money of LA mixed with killer weather and the party vide of Mardi Gras with a Latin flavor. In short, who wouldn't leave that shithole Eugene to go rule Miiami?

    Eugene, a piss break on the way to a better place.

    This is a very good and accurate post. Objectively speaking.

    That said, we must remember it's not for everybody. Think about some of our brothers here who have to live in shit hole places like Sedro Woolley, Everett, Castle Rock, Battleground ... and Canada.

    A lot of dudes lack the requisite confidence, and frankly the swarthy'ness, to compete in a town like Miami. If one is missing the superior Cuban DNA, one is already at a distinct disadvantage. It takes big @Ballz to make it in my hometown. It's not for everybody. It's LA, but with a NY temperament of aggression, and withering humidity that makes pussies from out west melt.

    We have to remember there are coaches who, like our less confident brothers, prefer being out in the middle of butt fuck nowhere so that they have some semblance of a chance to compete for T&A and the other good things life has to offer.

    We have to remember that. Eugene and Sedro and Everett and Marysville and Castlerock and Battleground and Vancoover and Rochester and Pulltab and Spookanne are all essentially the same fucking place, and there is a good % of people who want to be in those places and hide from the world.
    https://www.timeout.com/miami/news/miami-was-voted-the-third-most-overrated-city-in-the-worldouch-091421
    I've been to Miami, exactly once. It's great if you like grey sand beaches that remind you of Ocean shores. I seriously expected much much much more. I will say it has been many years. Maybe it's more cosmopolitan now. Don't really care to go back. Guess it depends what you are looking for. Obviously its1000 steps up from Eugene.
    I hate to threaten the hard-fought peace we worked so hard to achieve, but unless you are really drunk, this tells me you actually didn't go to Miami, but rather to Ocean Shores, and the football talk has caused a Mandella Effect.

    There is NOTHING about the beaches there that would remind you of Ocean Shores. Take it from the unicorn that was born in one place and grew up next to the other.

    Most US cities are now more cosmopolitan than they once were. I'd say on the whole Miami has always been more cosmopolitan than Seattle, but Seattle has caught up. People forget Seattle used to be a fucking nowhere backwater as recently as the 1980s.
    Miami had the cocaine and Seattle had the tech

    Couple of boom towns
    Violent passionate Latinos who danced and partied til dawn, versus Jolt-Addicted pimply faced incels who loved StarTrek and turned us all into screen-tethered cunts.

    I'll take the Cocaine with Bullets over hologram girlfriends every time.

    As a Seattleite, I declare Miami the clear winner.
    Sure Miami has great cocaine, but they really can’t compete with our meth and heroin
    It takes a real classy city to glorify meth and heroin as Seattle and Portland have. But dare I say parts of Lacey and Tumwater outclass Seattle, and Gresham arguably tops Portland.

    I don't know how Lynnwood has avoided it, but maybe being crotched between Bothell and Edmonds spares it.
    Up here in WESCO we like pills but my guy's been ghosting lately




  • AtomicDawg
    AtomicDawg Member Posts: 7,329

    EwaDawg said:

    Swaye said:

    Miami is one of the best, if not the best big city in America. It's the culture of New York with the beautiful people and money of LA mixed with killer weather and the party vide of Mardi Gras with a Latin flavor. In short, who wouldn't leave that shithole Eugene to go rule Miiami?

    Eugene, a piss break on the way to a better place.

    This is a very good and accurate post. Objectively speaking.

    That said, we must remember it's not for everybody. Think about some of our brothers here who have to live in shit hole places like Sedro Woolley, Everett, Castle Rock, Battleground ... and Canada.

    A lot of dudes lack the requisite confidence, and frankly the swarthy'ness, to compete in a town like Miami. If one is missing the superior Cuban DNA, one is already at a distinct disadvantage. It takes big @Ballz to make it in my hometown. It's not for everybody. It's LA, but with a NY temperament of aggression, and withering humidity that makes pussies from out west melt.

    We have to remember there are coaches who, like our less confident brothers, prefer being out in the middle of butt fuck nowhere so that they have some semblance of a chance to compete for T&A and the other good things life has to offer.

    We have to remember that. Eugene and Sedro and Everett and Marysville and Castlerock and Battleground and Vancoover and Rochester and Pulltab and Spookanne are all essentially the same fucking place, and there is a good % of people who want to be in those places and hide from the world.
    https://www.timeout.com/miami/news/miami-was-voted-the-third-most-overrated-city-in-the-worldouch-091421
    I've been to Miami, exactly once. It's great if you like grey sand beaches that remind you of Ocean shores. I seriously expected much much much more. I will say it has been many years. Maybe it's more cosmopolitan now. Don't really care to go back. Guess it depends what you are looking for. Obviously its1000 steps up from Eugene.
    I hate to threaten the hard-fought peace we worked so hard to achieve, but unless you are really drunk, this tells me you actually didn't go to Miami, but rather to Ocean Shores, and the football talk has caused a Mandella Effect.

    There is NOTHING about the beaches there that would remind you of Ocean Shores. Take it from the unicorn that was born in one place and grew up next to the other.

    Most US cities are now more cosmopolitan than they once were. I'd say on the whole Miami has always been more cosmopolitan than Seattle, but Seattle has caught up. People forget Seattle used to be a fucking nowhere backwater as recently as the 1980s.
    Miami had the cocaine and Seattle had the tech

    Couple of boom towns
    Violent passionate Latinos who danced and partied til dawn, versus Jolt-Addicted pimply faced incels who loved StarTrek and turned us all into screen-tethered cunts.

    I'll take the Cocaine with Bullets over hologram girlfriends every time.

    As a Seattleite, I declare Miami the clear winner.
    Sure Miami has great cocaine, but they really can’t compete with our meth and heroin
    It takes a real classy city to glorify meth and heroin as Seattle and Portland have. But dare I say parts of Lacey and Tumwater outclass Seattle, and Gresham arguably tops Portland.

    I don't know how Lynnwood has avoided it, but maybe being crotched between Bothell and Edmonds spares it.
    Up here in WESCO we like pills but my guy's been ghosting lately




    Is that Dylan Morris?
  • MikeSeaver
    MikeSeaver Member Posts: 5,800
    edited December 2021
    Swaye said:

    Mario would be a fool to not go to Miami. What fucking dunce would pick living in Eugene over Miami? I mean seriously. World class city with arts, culture, food, women, weather and entertainment vs a methed out shithole with an Arby's.

    Because he’s a shit head coach who’s going to get found out in Florida. Why not stay at a place that looks like they’re willing to hang themselves for you and probably give you 9 million dollars for two years longer than you deserve it. Also, free meth.
  • Sources
    Sources Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 4,331 Founders Club
    edited December 2021



    Swaye said:

    Mario would be a fool to not go to Miami. What fucking dunce would pick living in Eugene over Miami? I mean seriously. World class city with arts, culture, food, women, weather and entertainment vs a methed out shithole with an Arby's.

    Because he’s a shit head coach who’s going to get found out in Florida. Why not stay at a place that looks like they’re willing to hang themselves for you and probably give you 9 million dollars for two years longer than you deserve it. Also, free meth.
    Nicely veiled attempt to rationalize why he should stay so you don't have to hurt inside
  • MikeSeaver
    MikeSeaver Member Posts: 5,800
    Sources said:



    Swaye said:

    Mario would be a fool to not go to Miami. What fucking dunce would pick living in Eugene over Miami? I mean seriously. World class city with arts, culture, food, women, weather and entertainment vs a methed out shithole with an Arby's.

    Because he’s a shit head coach who’s going to get found out in Florida. Why not stay at a place that looks like they’re willing to hang themselves for you and probably give you 9 million dollars for two years longer than you deserve it. Also, free meth.
    Nicely veiled attempt to rationalize why he should stay so you don't have to hurt inside
    I don’t want him to stay. So there’s that…