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Mario to Miami confirmed
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Geez he is dumb as rocks.NeGgaPlEaSe said: -
Doog FainFuckingStupidNeGgaPlEaSe said: -
It wasn’t but things change.backthepack said:
Dude? This isn't a tranny fantasy discussion boardCallMeBigErn said:
As the morning sun poured through the suite's ocean-facing windows, @Swaye stared at the ceiling, nursing a massive headache and a strange, unfamiliar pain in his backside. He assumed he must have fallen in his drunken stupor. Despite his pains he was beaming with pride at his previous night's catch, snoring soundly next to him beneath the silk sheets. He wanted to text his friends and boast about the notch on his bedpost. He was on a roll lately and was jumping out to a commanding lead in their competition. But last night's details were fuzzy. Something felt a little off. He couldn't remember her name. he couldn't remember going back to the hotel, he couldn't even remember what she LOOKED like. As she slowly stirred awake next to him he tried to play his confusion off casually.backthepack said:
The brunette definitely is packing a hogCallMeBigErn said:
Not to say Miami isn't cool or rain on your parade but at least one of these individuals was born with/still has a dick. It's possible you discovered that later but maybe you don't remember? Just be cautious is all I'm sayin. It's a jungle out there.Swaye said:
I was in Miami last January, in a polo shirt and shorts because it was 77 degrees, and I rolled up to my destination in the Epic Hotel right on the Biscayne Bay. As I arrived I noticed leggy hispanic beauties exiting a Lambo, Ferrari 458 and a 911 GT3, all at the same fucking tim, at the valet. Get inside the joint, and am immediately offered a top shelf cigar and a Cuba Libre, at 11AM on a Thursday. Go out on the veranda and hot chicks in bikini tops are dancing on yacht decks going up and down the canal. Did I mention it was 11AM on a Thursday? Oh, and not to Tug it out, but there wasn't a mask in sight. Just hot bodied women in lycra as far as the eye could see.creepycoug said:
This is a very good and accurate post. Objectively speaking.Swaye said:Miami is one of the best, if not the best big city in America. It's the culture of New York with the beautiful people and money of LA mixed with killer weather and the party vide of Mardi Gras with a Latin flavor. In short, who wouldn't leave that shithole Eugene to go rule Miiami?
Eugene, a piss break on the way to a better place.
That said, we must remember it's not for everybody. Think about some of our brothers here who have to live in shit hole places like Sedro Woolley, Everett, Castle Rock, Battleground ... and Canada.
A lot of dudes lack the requisite confidence, and frankly the swarthy'ness, to compete in a town like Miami. If one is missing the superior Cuban DNA, one is already at a distinct disadvantage. It takes big @Ballz to make it in my hometown. It's not for everybody. It's LA, but with a NY temperament of aggression, and withering humidity that makes pussies from out west melt.
We have to remember there are coaches who, like our less confident brothers, prefer being out in the middle of butt fuck nowhere so that they have some semblance of a chance to compete for T&A and the other good things life has to offer.
We have to remember that. Eugene and Sedro and Everett and Marysville and Castlerock and Battleground and Vancoover and Rochester and Pulltab and Spookanne are all essentially the same fucking place, and there is a good % of people who want to be in those places and hide from the world.
My self talk was, "is this heaven?"
Imho, Miami is as good as it gets in big city 'Murica.
"Wow, what a crazy night. That was a lot of fun." Swaye whispered as the girl shielded her eyes with her pillow from the bright morning sun.
"Bienvenidos a Miami," the girl growled from beneath the pillow in a deep baritone. At that moment a slow horror began to dawn over Swaye, rendering him speechless. The girl then slowly removed the pillow from her face, turned to face Swaye, locked eyes, and added gruffly. "You were FANTASTICO". -
Not every boomer can have @RaceBannon prowess with the interwebsAtomicDawg said:
Geez he is dumb as rocks.NeGgaPlEaSe said: -
Disagree. And I have spent 1000s of hours talking a walk on real beaches for perspective. Compared to what I am used to they were relatively closer to Ocean shores. Or, perhaps, if you prefer, central Oregon.creepycoug said:
I hate to threaten the hard-fought peace we worked so hard to achieve, but unless you are really drunk, this tells me you actually didn't go to Miami, but rather to Ocean Shores, and the football talk has caused a Mandella Effect.EwaDawg said:
I've been to Miami, exactly once. It's great if you like grey sand beaches that remind you of Ocean shores. I seriously expected much much much more. I will say it has been many years. Maybe it's more cosmopolitan now. Don't really care to go back. Guess it depends what you are looking for. Obviously its1000 steps up from Eugene.BleachedAnusDawg said:
https://www.timeout.com/miami/news/miami-was-voted-the-third-most-overrated-city-in-the-worldouch-091421creepycoug said:
This is a very good and accurate post. Objectively speaking.Swaye said:Miami is one of the best, if not the best big city in America. It's the culture of New York with the beautiful people and money of LA mixed with killer weather and the party vide of Mardi Gras with a Latin flavor. In short, who wouldn't leave that shithole Eugene to go rule Miiami?
Eugene, a piss break on the way to a better place.
That said, we must remember it's not for everybody. Think about some of our brothers here who have to live in shit hole places like Sedro Woolley, Everett, Castle Rock, Battleground ... and Canada.
A lot of dudes lack the requisite confidence, and frankly the swarthy'ness, to compete in a town like Miami. If one is missing the superior Cuban DNA, one is already at a distinct disadvantage. It takes big @Ballz to make it in my hometown. It's not for everybody. It's LA, but with a NY temperament of aggression, and withering humidity that makes pussies from out west melt.
We have to remember there are coaches who, like our less confident brothers, prefer being out in the middle of butt fuck nowhere so that they have some semblance of a chance to compete for T&A and the other good things life has to offer.
We have to remember that. Eugene and Sedro and Everett and Marysville and Castlerock and Battleground and Vancoover and Rochester and Pulltab and Spookanne are all essentially the same fucking place, and there is a good % of people who want to be in those places and hide from the world.
There is NOTHING about the beaches there that would remind you of Ocean Shores. Take it from the unicorn that was born in one place and grew up next to the other.
Most US cities are now more cosmopolitan than they once were. I'd say on the whole Miami has always been more cosmopolitan than Seattle, but Seattle has caught up. People forget Seattle used to be a fucking nowhere backwater as recently as the 1980s.
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He esta gone.MontlakeBridgeTroll said:My prediction: if Oregon wins Mario stays, if they lose he leaves for Miami.
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my sources say Cristobal is GONE
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Think of the free pubNeGgaPlEaSe said: -
Cristo should sign the Duck offer before they pull it back after this game is over. Miami is gonna overpay for this?
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Man, this game turned into a real buttfucking.
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Always knew Mario was a great coach.
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dflea said:
Man, this game turned into a real buttfucking.
lol
Coach Balls is way checked out, which makes me think he is gone. If he is not, then both Oregon and Miami shouldn’t want him.
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Doog Fain along with the Doogman are the only ones who actually believe Phil Knight and Oregon would go get Justin Wilcox after MC leaves for Miami.CuntWaffle said:
Doog FainFuckingStupidNeGgaPlEaSe said:
Their Univ. cares about football 1000X more than that, let alone Phil Knight spending the equal of his stock going up a quarter to get a top shelf HC at 8-10 million per year -
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Kalani Sitake YOU are an Oregon Duck
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I dunno. There is some weird love for Wilcox in Eugene. Almost Mora-esque in certain circles.
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Wilcoxbackthepack said:Kalani Sitake YOU are an Oregon Duck
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Think about this though: who have they hired? They haven't hired the Lincoln Riley, the Brian Kelly, etc. When Brooks left, they promoted the in-house guy. When Chip left, they promoted the in-house guy. When Helfrich left, they didn't hire some big $, BSD P5 guy, they hired Taggart from USF. They basically hired the DeBoer type. And when he left, they promoted in-house. At every step of the way they've done it small-time, on the cheap. It just happened that they lucked into two great assistants, Tedford and Kelly, and things worked out.godawgst said:
Doog Fain along with the Doogman are the only ones who actually believe Phil Knight and Oregon would go get Justin Wilcox after MC leaves for Miami.CuntWaffle said:
Doog FainFuckingStupidNeGgaPlEaSe said:
Their Univ. cares about football 1000X more than that, let alone Phil Knight spending the equal of his stock going up a quarter to get a top shelf HC at 8-10 million per year -
Looking at their bored, they are all done with Mario. Even Quook Supreme Matt Prehm deemed Mario's performance unacceptable.
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All true, except Phil is up there in age and don't think he's going to wait around on a Justin Wilcox type hire or promotion.RealRhino said:
Think about this though: who have they hired? They haven't hired the Lincoln Riley, the Brian Kelly, etc. When Brooks left, they promoted the in-house guy. When Chip left, they promoted the in-house guy. When Helfrich left, they didn't hire some big $, BSD P5 guy, they hired Taggart from USF. They basically hired the DeBoer type. And when he left, they promoted in-house. At every step of the way they've done it small-time, on the cheap. It just happened that they lucked into two great assistants, Tedford and Kelly, and things worked out.godawgst said:
Doog Fain along with the Doogman are the only ones who actually believe Phil Knight and Oregon would go get Justin Wilcox after MC leaves for Miami.CuntWaffle said:
Doog FainFuckingStupidNeGgaPlEaSe said:
Their Univ. cares about football 1000X more than that, let alone Phil Knight spending the equal of his stock going up a quarter to get a top shelf HC at 8-10 million per year
I also believe UO and him understand the cost to play in CFB has went way up with the Tucker/Franklin/Riley/Kelly hires and they will spend in that vacinity to keep or hire their coach.
Although they do play in the Pac-12 North where you can jag yourself to a CCG and hope Utah (SC until proven otherwise) isn't on the other side. -
Easier than bOB sToOps?bananasnblondes said:Looking at their bored, they are all done with Mario. Even Quook Supreme Matt Prehm deemed Mario's performance unacceptable.
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Hope he fucks off. He’s a terrible football coach/CEO. Oregon has won with lesser talent, against better talent, rather easily.Purple_Pills said:dflea said:Man, this game turned into a real buttfucking.
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Coach Balls is way checked out, which makes me think he is gone. If he is not, then both Oregon and Miami shouldn’t want him.
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They held Justin back quite honestly.MikeSeaver said:
Hope he fucks off. He’s a terrible football coach/CEO. Oregon has won with lesser talent, against better talent, rather easily.Purple_Pills said:dflea said:Man, this game turned into a real buttfucking.
lol
Coach Balls is way checked out, which makes me think he is gone. If he is not, then both Oregon and Miami shouldn’t want him.
Justin Herbert made this guy famous in 2019. -
Tis true. They were ugly in 2019 until the p12 championship and Rose Bowl when they decided to let Herbert open it up and mix in the run. It changed the whole perspective on that season.AtomicDawg said:
They held Justin back quite honestly.MikeSeaver said:
Hope he fucks off. He’s a terrible football coach/CEO. Oregon has won with lesser talent, against better talent, rather easily.Purple_Pills said:dflea said:Man, this game turned into a real buttfucking.
lol
Coach Balls is way checked out, which makes me think he is gone. If he is not, then both Oregon and Miami shouldn’t want him.
Justin Herbert made this guy famous in 2019.
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In fairness Oregon’s wr’s have sucked for years. But yeah they never cut him loose.MikeSeaver said:
Tis true. They were ugly in 2019 until the p12 championship and Rose Bowl when they decided to let Herbert open it up and mix in the run. It changed the whole perspective on that season.AtomicDawg said:
They held Justin back quite honestly.MikeSeaver said:
Hope he fucks off. He’s a terrible football coach/CEO. Oregon has won with lesser talent, against better talent, rather easily.Purple_Pills said:dflea said:Man, this game turned into a real buttfucking.
lol
Coach Balls is way checked out, which makes me think he is gone. If he is not, then both Oregon and Miami shouldn’t want him.
Justin Herbert made this guy famous in 2019.
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Kiffin would do well at Oregon
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And promptly leave once saban retires in a couple of yearsCuntWaffle said:Kiffin would do well at Oregon
