OFFICIAL 2020 FUNDRAISING THREAD ( 8/25/2020 1st Place Loser Status )
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FREE PUB (for my strap on)!!!!!!1UW_Doog_Bot said:Apologies to all for the lateness but with the fast growth of the Dong it's been hard to keep up.
That said, here is your up-to-date 2020 Dong Meter.
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Anyone notice the dong meter goes to 18? I don't even think John Holmes hit 18 inches. That's circus freak shit there. I love the circus. Smells like poop and lost dreams.
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I’m just worried that people are only after Baze for his millions of dong.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Duh, I throwout FREE PUB!! in the status updates and with that much Dong you think you are going to be in the "Not getting a callback" status?PurpleBaze said:No recognition on the Dong Meter, even though I'm responsible for $23 million Dongs...
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I don't have a problem with that.Doog_de_Jour said:
I’m just worried that people are only after Baze for his millions of dong.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Duh, I throwout FREE PUB!! in the status updates and with that much Dong you think you are going to be in the "Not getting a callback" status?PurpleBaze said:No recognition on the Dong Meter, even though I'm responsible for $23 million Dongs...
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Dong meter has the ladies fired up.
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A dearth of dong will do that.Swaye said:Dong meter has the ladies fired up.
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* Roberto Esquivel CabreraSwaye said:Anyone notice the dong meter goes to 18? I don't even think John Holmes hit 18 inches. That's circus freak shit there. I love the circus. Smells like poop and lost dreams.
Er, not that I know about such things. Or looked them up. On company time.
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woodDoog_de_Jour said:
* Roberto Esquivel CabreraSwaye said:Anyone notice the dong meter goes to 18? I don't even think John Holmes hit 18 inches. That's circus freak shit there. I love the circus. Smells like poop and lost dreams.
Er, not that I know about such things. Or looked them up. On company time.
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Edited for front page dong.
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For my real @CatosCloserCoffee lovers, this is 24778.40 د.إ .UW_Doog_Bot said:Apologies to all for the lateness but with the fast growth of the Dong it's been hard to keep up.
That said, here is your up-to-date 2020 Dong Meter.
