OFFICIAL 2020 FUNDRAISING THREAD ( 8/25/2020 1st Place Loser Status )
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We don't want liquid cheese shortages leading to the Nacho Man having to ration his cheese in order to stave off lupus.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
It’s the perfect time for melted cheese and nacho cheese sauces. I hesitate to share this but cheese is a proven cure and vaccine for the ‘vid. Please keep this info in chat as I’m extremely worried about cheese shortages if this gets out.YellowSnow said:
Fondue in a time of Covid-19? Does not sound Fun-to-do.Swaye said:Welp, I always knew I would be cancelled, I just didn't think it would be so soon.
I thought getting fired from Jiffy Lube for that unfortunate car falling into oil pit situation was a personal low for me, or perhaps that tim I got kicked out of sexual harassment training at Orkin (ORKIN FFS!), or maybe that tim I was arrested for mayhem and had to go to rehab, or that other time I burned my back yard down while trying to grill, or maybe even that time I ended up with dismembered marsupials on my shed. But, I gotta tell you, getting canned from my one jerb at this place is an all-timer low point for me. Do you know how little value you must have in life to get fired at Hardcore Husky, the butthole of the internet?
So, usurped by a freakishly tall pale face with long flowing locks. This went differently the last tim my people squared off with a handsome white devil.
Jokes on you fuckers though, as I have my hands full with major partying in my life.
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People think the red man gets treated unfairly? @swaye got to be Big Chief of Fundraising post Rose Bowl season and peak Big Dick Eason dooging. Yella gets the jerb during the summer of our? discontent.PurpleBaze said:From HCH fundraisers to CLS fondue parties. It's sad to see how far @Swaye has fallen.
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Swaye said:
Also, can you pay in bitcoin? I've got a couple million burning a hole in my
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Freakishly tall rowboats only get the most downtrodden fundraisers.YellowSnow said:
People think the red man gets treated unfairly? @swaye got to be Big Chief of Fundraising post Rose Bowl season and peak Big Dick Eason dooging. Yella gets the jerb during the summer of our? discontent.PurpleBaze said:From HCH fundraisers to CLS fondue parties. It's sad to see how far @Swaye has fallen.
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oh, THIS is the official thread?
Well fuck me (fuck you, fuck everyone) but I'm not typing all that shit over again.
Give until it stings, people.
I want you to reach deep into your hearts, and your pocketbooks, and take Yella's hand.
reminder for @dirtysouwfdawg
I'm coming around to the whole mask thing though.
...and since someone will whine "where's teh teats??" here's a scary Corona pic.
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#metoo and I am usually not.Swaye said:
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I thought he was into the brown asian chicksSwaye said:
@DerekJohnson is chintrigued -
It's all pink in the dark.FireCohen said:
I thought he was into the brown asian chicksSwaye said:
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