OFFICIAL 2020 FUNDRAISING THREAD ( 8/25/2020 1st Place Loser Status )
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As of yesterday, we were at 4.5 inches of dong. @Doog_de_Jour is seriously disappointed in all of this. We need 6 minimum to satisfy, and 8 would be even better.
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So Baze is responsible for giving 1 full inch by himself?? That's super impressive.Swaye said:As of yesterday, we were at 4.5 inches of dong. @Doog_de_Jour is seriously disappointed in all of this. We need 6 minimum to satisfy, and 8 would be even better.
"All gave some. Some gave all."
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My 1 inch of thunder.NoWarningJustDawg said:
So Baze is responsible for giving 1 full inch my himself?? That's super impressive.Swaye said:As of yesterday, we were at 4.5 inches of dong. @Doog_de_Jour is seriously disappointed in all of this. We need 6 minimum to satisfy, and 8 would be even better.
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Bazey's one inch of thunder >> Emmert's two inches of thunderPurpleBaze said:
My 1 inch of thunder.NoWarningJustDawg said:
So Baze is responsible for giving 1 full inch my himself?? That's super impressive.Swaye said:As of yesterday, we were at 4.5 inches of dong. @Doog_de_Jour is seriously disappointed in all of this. We need 6 minimum to satisfy, and 8 would be even better.
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Updated to reflect getting over $6K mark and semi-wood status.
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When will we see the 65% off promotion?????? Forgot to add I PM’ d@IrishDawg22 and he told me ask
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I’m happy to see I’m not the only one day drinking on the job during these tough timsYellowSnow said:
The Covid hath wrecked my dong. Too much pandemic day drinking will do that to a fella.chuck said:
You cant expect the dong to rise rapidly given the pandemic, state of the economy, and the large percentage of people confined to their basements 24/7. We all know what happens to the dong when men spend too much time in isolation with their electronics.Doog_de_Jour said:@UW_Doog_Bot - why are you having problems getting the Dong up?
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Do we have a 7" dong yet? 10 inches buys back sigs for a year. Make this happen you cheap bastards.
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According to Pup, extra coke will get Blaine extra poundinsDoog_de_Jour said:
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Attention dumdums: At 10 inches of dong we get sigs back. Please give until it hurts.
add: Expect the return of the dong meter soon. Our dong models have done great work in @Doog_de_Jour 's expert hands, and we should have something cuming up soon. It promises to be explosive.
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Apologies to all for the lateness but with the fast growth of the Dong it's been hard to keep up.
That said, here is your up-to-date 2020 Dong Meter.
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No recognition on the Dong Meter, even though I'm responsible for $23 million Dongs...
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Duh, I throwout FREE PUB!! in the status updates and with that much Dong you think you are going to be in the "Not getting a callback" status?PurpleBaze said:No recognition on the Dong Meter, even though I'm responsible for $23 million Dongs...
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Best part of this is you think @RoadDawg55 has 9 inches of dong. He's Asian.UW_Doog_Bot said:Apologies to all for the lateness but with the fast growth of the Dong it's been hard to keep up.
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I keed; I keed. I had to make a comment when I realized that $1000 USD is $23 (hee hee) million dongs.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Duh, I throwout FREE PUB!! in the status updates and with that much Dong you think you are going to be in the "Not getting a callback" status?PurpleBaze said:No recognition on the Dong Meter, even though I'm responsible for $23 million Dongs...
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@RoadDawg55 has benefited from the inflation of the dong index more than most.Swaye said:
Best part of this is you think @RoadDawg55 has 9 inches of dong. He's Asian.UW_Doog_Bot said:Apologies to all for the lateness but with the fast growth of the Dong it's been hard to keep up.
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FREE PUB (for my strap on)!!!!!!1UW_Doog_Bot said:Apologies to all for the lateness but with the fast growth of the Dong it's been hard to keep up.
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Anyone notice the dong meter goes to 18? I don't even think John Holmes hit 18 inches. That's circus freak shit there. I love the circus. Smells like poop and lost dreams.
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I’m just worried that people are only after Baze for his millions of dong.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Duh, I throwout FREE PUB!! in the status updates and with that much Dong you think you are going to be in the "Not getting a callback" status?PurpleBaze said:No recognition on the Dong Meter, even though I'm responsible for $23 million Dongs...
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I don't have a problem with that.Doog_de_Jour said:
I’m just worried that people are only after Baze for his millions of dong.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Duh, I throwout FREE PUB!! in the status updates and with that much Dong you think you are going to be in the "Not getting a callback" status?PurpleBaze said:No recognition on the Dong Meter, even though I'm responsible for $23 million Dongs...
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Dong meter has the ladies fired up.
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A dearth of dong will do that.Swaye said:Dong meter has the ladies fired up.
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* Roberto Esquivel CabreraSwaye said:Anyone notice the dong meter goes to 18? I don't even think John Holmes hit 18 inches. That's circus freak shit there. I love the circus. Smells like poop and lost dreams.
Er, not that I know about such things. Or looked them up. On company time.
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woodDoog_de_Jour said:
* Roberto Esquivel CabreraSwaye said:Anyone notice the dong meter goes to 18? I don't even think John Holmes hit 18 inches. That's circus freak shit there. I love the circus. Smells like poop and lost dreams.
Er, not that I know about such things. Or looked them up. On company time.
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Edited for front page dong.
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For my real @CatosCloserCoffee lovers, this is 24778.40 د.إ .UW_Doog_Bot said:Apologies to all for the lateness but with the fast growth of the Dong it's been hard to keep up.
That said, here is your up-to-date 2020 Dong Meter.
