I’m Surprised more of you idiots haven’t figured out that you can counter the women bullshit Facebook competitiveness with other things in the opposite direction.
As someone who is a fuckup at everything except fixing things around the house or cooking a steak I look like a fucking god compared to a lot of the degenerative fuckstick stories that get posted here. My wife has a username here just because I sent her enough links with a bunch of your stories/comments.
Makes me look not too bad in comparison.
Got caught flirting with her friend? well at least I didn’t have her friend on the sink at a friends house
Talk like an idiot about politics? At least I don’t sound like Hondo or Freeme
Get drunk and throw up in the Uber after a wedding party and got the car towed after leaving it illegally parked in front of a police station? Hey at least I didn’t drive our car 100 mph into a tree.
Same goes for TV, flip on something like 90 day fiancé or whatever trailer trash show on TLC is on and suddenly you are competent in comparison.
Humans only measure things relatively, don’t try and raise yourself up, just lower the perception of the bar.
I’m Surprised more of you idiots haven’t figured out that you can counter the women bullshit Facebook competitiveness with other things in the opposite direction.
As someone who is a fuckup at everything except fixing things around the house or cooking a steak I look like a fucking god compared to a lot of the degenerative fuckstick stories that get posted here. My wife has a username here just because I sent her enough links with a bunch of your stories/comments.
Makes me look not too bad in comparison.
Got caught flirting with her friend? well at least I didn’t have her friend on the sink at a friends house
Talk like an idiot about politics? At least I don’t sound like Hondo or Freeme
Get drunk and throw up in the Uber after a wedding party and got the car towed after leaving it illegally parked in front of a police station? Hey at least I didn’t drive our car 100 mph into a tree.
Same goes for TV, flip on something like 90 day fiancé or whatever trailer trash show on TLC is on and suddenly you are competent in comparison.
Humans only measure things relatively, don’t try and raise yourself up, just lower the perception of the bar.
I’m Surprised more of you idiots haven’t figured out that you can counter the women bullshit Facebook competitiveness with other things in the opposite direction.
As someone who is a fuckup at everything except fixing things around the house or cooking a steak I look like a fucking god compared to a lot of the degenerative fuckstick stories that get posted here. My wife has a username here just because I sent her enough links with a bunch of your stories/comments.
Makes me look not too bad in comparison.
Got caught flirting with her friend? well at least I didn’t have her friend on the sink at a friends house
Talk like an idiot about politics? At least I don’t sound like Hondo or Freeme
Get drunk and throw up in the Uber after a wedding party and got the car towed after leaving it illegally parked in front of a police station? Hey at least I didn’t drive our car 100 mph into a tree.
Same goes for TV, flip on something like 90 day fiancé or whatever trailer trash show on TLC is on and suddenly you are competent in comparison.
Humans only measure things relatively, don’t try and raise yourself up, just lower the perception of the bar.
Far easier.
This is probably the most profound thing I have ever read here.
I’m Surprised more of you idiots haven’t figured out that you can counter the women bullshit Facebook competitiveness with other things in the opposite direction.
As someone who is a fuckup at everything except fixing things around the house or cooking a steak I look like a fucking god compared to a lot of the degenerative fuckstick stories that get posted here. My wife has a username here just because I sent her enough links with a bunch of your stories/comments.
Makes me look not too bad in comparison.
Got caught flirting with her friend? well at least I didn’t have her friend on the sink at a friends house
Talk like an idiot about politics? At least I don’t sound like Hondo or Freeme
Get drunk and throw up in the Uber after a wedding party and got the car towed after leaving it illegally parked in front of a police station? Hey at least I didn’t drive our car 100 mph into a tree.
Same goes for TV, flip on something like 90 day fiancé or whatever trailer trash show on TLC is on and suddenly you are competent in comparison.
Humans only measure things relatively, don’t try and raise yourself up, just lower the perception of the bar.
Little Swaye better be a half-brain if you raised him wrong
Do not find out the sex for like 8 more weeks, but if God has any kind of a sense of humor it will be a girl. I'll reach out to @Doog_de_Jour to find out how to make her a DWAG fan for life. If she will just drop the restraining order. Wedding present maybe?
Oh my goodness! I’m so excited for you!!! My attorney will be crushed as all the billable hours he’s charged me for filing *multiple* restraining orders against you have put two of kids through private school...but FTG.
Anyway I’m rushing out to buy those Mr. and Mrs. fondue sets on your Bed Bath and Beyond wedding registry now...
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As someone who is a fuckup at everything except fixing things around the house or cooking a steak I look like a fucking god compared to a lot of the degenerative fuckstick stories that get posted here. My wife has a username here just because I sent her enough links with a bunch of your stories/comments.
Makes me look not too bad in comparison.
Got caught flirting with her friend? well at least I didn’t have her friend on the sink at a friends house
Talk like an idiot about politics? At least I don’t sound like Hondo or Freeme
Get drunk and throw up in the Uber after a wedding party and got the car towed after leaving it illegally parked in front of a police station? Hey at least I didn’t drive our car 100 mph into a tree.
Same goes for TV, flip on something like 90 day fiancé or whatever trailer trash show on TLC is on and suddenly you are competent in comparison.
Humans only measure things relatively, don’t try and raise yourself up, just lower the perception of the bar.
Far easier.
Anyway I’m rushing out to buy those Mr. and Mrs. fondue sets on your Bed Bath and Beyond wedding registry now...
Good try, good effort.