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Announcement for the Bored (I hate myself so I am getting married)

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  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,087

    It took seeing three different references to @Swaye getting married and having a kid for me to click on this announcement. I never pay attention to the announcement threads, and now I am shaking and about to vomit.

    Best white man name for Swaye would be Jake. Can't get enough of Jake hawt talk on this board.

    What I want to know is if you're upgrading to a two-room teepee with the little one on the way, or maybe even springing for one of those long halls like they have at Tillicum Village?

    Can we assume the dinner menu for the wedding reception consists of various corn dishes, smoked salmon, and whale blubber?

    You forgot the peace pipes, I believe that’s an essential bowl for dinner as well.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Also changed the title to better reflect what's happening in here.
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,309 Founders Club

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    It took seeing three different references to @Swaye getting married and having a kid for me to click on this announcement. I never pay attention to the announcement threads, and now I am shaking and about to vomit.

    Best white man name for Swaye would be Jake. Can't get enough of Jake hawt talk on this board.

    What I want to know is if you're upgrading to a two-room teepee with the little one on the way, or maybe even springing for one of those long halls like they have at Tillicum Village?

    Can we assume the dinner menu for the wedding reception consists of various corn dishes, smoked salmon, and whale blubber?

    You are thinking of PNW Injuns. For our appetizer we are serving roasted grubs, followed by corn, and then buffalo (wings). Open bar stocked only with firewater, and snakes and sparklers for the kiddies. Mescaline doled out in the trailer behind the bowling alley.
    @backthepack and I confirmed crashing at this point. Don't mind what we slip in the punch bowl. It's all for the best.


    This is actually exactly how I picture you two. I'll let you guess who I think has the porn stache.
    U lying fuck swaye

    You know btp can't grow hair on his ballsack
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    edited June 2019

    You are the Yin to my Yang.











    You are a red man marrying a white woman about to have a pink kid.

    I am a white man who married a red woman and have two pink kids.




    Welcome to the club brother!


    Is this the time we rub our dicks together and declare ourselves brothers? Or is that something else?
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    I have a little pedo stache going on right now. Too lazy to shave hth