Announcement for the Bored (I hate myself so I am getting married)
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Will do. I’m on a blonde binge atmSwaye said:
I will live on through your dick (no homo). Please send pics. TIAbackthepack said:
It’s a no for me dawgdnc said:
It's actually pretty awesome if you pick the right person and you're ready for the commitment.backthepack said:Fuck marriage sounds horrible.
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Sometimes it can be used for good.Gladstone said:
Facebook is the reason the world is a miserable nightmare for everyone.1to392831weretaken said:Alright. Well, from one retard who's already hit that figurative eject button, here's my biggest tip:
Once that baby's out, keep CLS the fuck away from Facebook and social media in general. That shit is designed in a lab to turn new mothers into competitive, overemotional monsters. Freaking squirrels have babies (and more at a time than humans at that), and yet Facebook convinces every new mother that "the miracle of birth" endows them with mythical hero status. And your alien-looking wiggling skin pile of a baby is the cutest thing on the planet and DEFINITELY already a genius because it pointed at that one thing that one time when the books say that shouldn't happen for another two weeks, but fuck Alice and her shit ugly baby that's too stupid to roll over yet.
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So she’s younger, you’re older and Indian. When you chinevitably die sooner, will she be required to cut off a finger in mourning, as is the custom with your people?
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I tried to hide it, but a night of heavy drinking led to me showing my now wife some post on here i thought was real hilarious.. not realizing that my username was at the top of the screen... it was the first word to be read...Fenderbender123 said:
So in other words, you'll be hiding the Hardcore Husky part of your identity from your wife? I've seen a lot of romantic comedies, so I know how this is gonna play out.Swaye said:Already been PMed and NO, none of you are invited to the wedding. Jesus. As if shit wasn't bad enough, imagine my new in-laws joy at getting to meet @CuntWaffle , @PurpleThrobber and @Rapeculturedawg .
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Yes, and bury me outside on a scaffold she builds herself and ties together with her own hair. The only downer is she is also supposed to cover me in blankets, which will delight many assholes here.GrundleStiltzkin said:So she’s younger, you’re older and Indian. When you chinevitably die sooner, will she be required to cut off a finger in mourning, as is the custom with your people?
The shitty reality is since I am 15 years older than her, and dudes already live shorter lives, and my years have been "hard living" years, she will probably bury me in her mid-50s and then use all my Orkin savings on the next asshole. Her devious white devil plan all along? -
And when she didn't leave you that's when you knew she was the oneRapeculturedawg said:
I tried to hide it, but a night of heavy drinking led to me showing my now wife some post on here i thought was real hilarious.. not realizing that my username was at the top of the screen... it was the first word to be read...Fenderbender123 said:
So in other words, you'll be hiding the Hardcore Husky part of your identity from your wife? I've seen a lot of romantic comedies, so I know how this is gonna play out.Swaye said:Already been PMed and NO, none of you are invited to the wedding. Jesus. As if shit wasn't bad enough, imagine my new in-laws joy at getting to meet @CuntWaffle , @PurpleThrobber and @Rapeculturedawg .
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Right about the tim @backthepack will be going on a MILF binge...Swaye said:
Yes, and bury me outside on a scaffold she builds herself and ties together with her own hair. The only downer is she is also supposed to cover me in blankets, which will delight many assholes here.GrundleStiltzkin said:So she’s younger, you’re older and Indian. When you chinevitably die sooner, will she be required to cut off a finger in mourning, as is the custom with your people?
The shitty reality is since I am 15 years older than her, and dudes already live shorter lives, and my years have been "hard living" years, she will probably bury me in her mid-50s and then use all my Orkin savings on the next asshole. Her devious white devil plan all along? -
It was the true test.dnc said:
And when she didn't leave you that's when you knew she was the oneRapeculturedawg said:
I tried to hide it, but a night of heavy drinking led to me showing my now wife some post on here i thought was real hilarious.. not realizing that my username was at the top of the screen... it was the first word to be read...Fenderbender123 said:
So in other words, you'll be hiding the Hardcore Husky part of your identity from your wife? I've seen a lot of romantic comedies, so I know how this is gonna play out.Swaye said:Already been PMed and NO, none of you are invited to the wedding. Jesus. As if shit wasn't bad enough, imagine my new in-laws joy at getting to meet @CuntWaffle , @PurpleThrobber and @Rapeculturedawg .
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@backthepack if you fuck my wife after I die I will haunt your ass from the spirit world for all tim!dnc said:
Right about the tim @backthepack will be going on a MILF binge...Swaye said:
Yes, and bury me outside on a scaffold she builds herself and ties together with her own hair. The only downer is she is also supposed to cover me in blankets, which will delight many assholes here.GrundleStiltzkin said:So she’s younger, you’re older and Indian. When you chinevitably die sooner, will she be required to cut off a finger in mourning, as is the custom with your people?
The shitty reality is since I am 15 years older than her, and dudes already live shorter lives, and my years have been "hard living" years, she will probably bury me in her mid-50s and then use all my Orkin savings on the next asshole. Her devious white devil plan all along? -
Im going to wazzu on mom’s weekend to do some Cougar Hunting.
