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Announcement for the Bored (I hate myself so I am getting married)

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  • 1to392831weretaken1to392831weretaken Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 6,275
    Swaye's Wigwam 10,000 Awesomes 5,000 Up Votes 5000 Comments
    Swaye said:

    whlinder said:

    Swaye said:

    whlinder said:

    whlinder said:

    whlinder said:

    Those are Swaye’s people now.

    And if Mrs Swaye has a wedding website then the competitive momming on FB isn’t far behind

    Find the actual wedding thanks and pull up wedding crashers style.
    I already listed the possible country clubs and made my call: Bull Run country club.

    RTJ: think too exclusive. If Swaye is marrying into RTJ money then seriously the Indian life is the life to live
    Dominion Valley has their clubhouse burn down and don’t think they’re rebuilt and able to handle weddings yet.
    Stonewall is public so not nice enough
    Heritage Hunt is full of old people and not really a wedding facility.
    I don't think I ever asked if I got this right.
    River Bend. Good guesses.
    Fuck I did not anticipate the ceremony in Fairfax or Loudoun...
    That's some high-end marrying you did. River Bend is the tits.
    Yes, I did some of my best work here.
    At the River Bend Jiffy Lube or for River Bend Orkin?
    DerekJohnsonNoWarningJustDawgdirtysouwfdawg
  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 26,463
    Swaye's Wigwam 10,000 Awesomes 10,000 Up Votes 25000 Comments

    Swaye said:

    whlinder said:

    Swaye said:

    whlinder said:

    whlinder said:

    whlinder said:

    Those are Swaye’s people now.

    And if Mrs Swaye has a wedding website then the competitive momming on FB isn’t far behind

    Find the actual wedding thanks and pull up wedding crashers style.
    I already listed the possible country clubs and made my call: Bull Run country club.

    RTJ: think too exclusive. If Swaye is marrying into RTJ money then seriously the Indian life is the life to live
    Dominion Valley has their clubhouse burn down and don’t think they’re rebuilt and able to handle weddings yet.
    Stonewall is public so not nice enough
    Heritage Hunt is full of old people and not really a wedding facility.
    I don't think I ever asked if I got this right.
    River Bend. Good guesses.
    Fuck I did not anticipate the ceremony in Fairfax or Loudoun...
    That's some high-end marrying you did. River Bend is the tits.
    Yes, I did some of my best work here.
    At the River Bend Jiffy Lube or for River Bend Orkin?
    Abundance
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 54,231
    50000 Comments 10,000 Awesomes 10,000 Up Votes Ninth Anniversary
    CLS telling Swaye she'll give him his first married blowjob as reparations for Chindependence Day

    GrundleStiltzkinSwaye
  • GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 57,765
    50000 Comments 10,000 Up Votes 10,000 Awesomes Eighth Anniversary
    dnc said:

    CLS telling Swaye she'll give him his first married blowjob as reparations for Chindependence Day

    I know your beings sarkasmic, but that's a contradiction in terms.

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    Swaye1to392831weretaken
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 40,167
    Swaye's Wigwam Solar Eclipse Donator 10,000 Up Votes 10,000 Awesomes
    dnc said:

    CLS telling Swaye she'll give him his first married blowjob as reparations for Chindependence Day

    I know you are being Sarktastic, because she already told me I might get one for our 10th anniversary. Maybe.
    Gilbystaintdnc
  • greenbloodgreenblood Member Posts: 13,838
    10,000 Awesomes 10,000 Up Votes Ninth Anniversary 10000 Comments
    Swaye said:

    dnc said:

    CLS telling Swaye she'll give him his first married blowjob as reparations for Chindependence Day

    I know you are being Sarktastic, because she already told me I might get one for our 10th anniversary. Maybe.
    Sell out
  • RoadDawg55RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 29,780
    10,000 Up Votes 10,000 Awesomes Ninth Anniversary 25000 Comments

    I somehow missed this thread. I literally in tears. Best. Shit. Ever.

    Same. Have no idea how I missed it or ignored it.
    dnc
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