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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
    Gladstone said:

    dnc said:

    Gladstone said:

    1to392831weretaken said:

    Alright. Well, from one retard who's already hit that figurative eject button, here's my biggest tip:

    Once that baby's out, keep CLS the fuck away from Facebook and social media in general. That shit is designed in a lab to turn new mothers into competitive, overemotional monsters. Freaking squirrels have babies (and more at a time than humans at that), and yet Facebook convinces every new mother that "the miracle of birth" endows them with mythical hero status. And your alien-looking wiggling skin pile of a baby is the cutest thing on the planet and DEFINITELY already a genius because it pointed at that one thing that one time when the books say that shouldn't happen for another two weeks, but fuck Alice and her shit ugly baby that's too stupid to roll over yet.

    Facebook is the reason the world is a miserable nightmare for everyone.
    So freaking true.

    Story tim. Wifey and I just went on a vacation just the two of us. Left our kids with wifey's mom. My mom got jealous. Her mom posted some picks the first day of the kids having fun at her place. My mom defriended her.

    We got back home, my wife starts looking at stuff we were tagged in, thinks it's real suspicious my mom hasn't commented on any of the pics of her grandkids, goes and looks and sure enough she's no longer FB frens with wifeys mom. Wifey messages my mom and says "I noticed you're not frens with my mom on FB anymore". My mom plays dumb. A few more messages are exchanged. Finally my mom admits the real reason:

    "I didn't want to see pictures of them having fun everyday".

    Women and access to other's women's lives is a nasty combination.
    Yep. We all have stories similar to this. It just engenders artificiality. Empty people seeking validation for negative reasons leading to a ton of ugliness. I wasn’t going to bring sex into it but yes, women are hostile as fuck to each other lol.

    Facebook represents pretty much everything I loathe about people.
    I really love you right now. If things don't work out with CLS, well?
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
    edited June 2019
    Fenderbender123 said:

    Swaye said:

    Already been PMed and NO, none of you are invited to the wedding. Jesus. As if shit wasn't bad enough, imagine my new in-laws joy at getting to meet @CuntWaffle , @PurpleThrobber and @Rapeculturedawg .

    So in other words, you'll be hiding the Hardcore Husky part of your identity from your wife? I've seen a lot of romantic comedies, so I know how this is gonna play out.
    So, football, me and CLS have a rather rocky history. I direct you to this thread from 18 months ago...

    https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/44133/apple-cup-adventure-aka-fuck-thanksgiving-my-life-sucks/p1

    I think, after that debacle, it is probably best to keep the football and gambling side of my life private, unless I am stupid and like the idea of alimony. Hard to pay up on 12 bucks per hour at Orkin. This event from the past is one of the ones we disagree on whether or not it was really "cheating." I contend it was just accidental tit sucking while completely obliterated. She sees it differently. All the times I fucked sink girl we were officially broken up, so I am in the clear there. Good to go. I do not however think CLS wants to go to any major football games with me anytime soon.
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