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Announcement for the Bored (I hate myself so I am getting married)

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  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,044
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    dnc said:

    Swaye said:

    guntlove said:

    Jesus.... this thread is an all-timer. Page after page of top quality shit.

    Mazel tov, @Swaye.... you're a really good dude, and this shithole is a happier and funnier place for having you around. I hope you don't disappear.

    God speed,
    gunt

    Thanks dude. Shit man, I'm not going anywhere. I told her straight up, I'll give up the drugs and hookers, and tone down the alcoholism for you, but never come between a man and his Jeep, deer hunting, and football addiction. Made her sign a contract. Those three things were all that was there. Her contract for me (think they call it a prenup?) was 12 pages long and required witnesses and a lawyer (you really fucked me there @creepycoug ). I did mine on a napkin and had Clem at the bar notarize it.
    Congratulations to @Doogles for the upcoming additions to his watch collection!
    Yeah, that was a pretty glaring oversight. I am sure I will lose those in the chinevitable divorce. Maybe I should just sell to Doogles now and bury the money in the back yard.
  • dirtysouwfdawgdirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,701
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    It took seeing three different references to @Swaye getting married and having a kid for me to click on this announcement. I never pay attention to the announcement threads, and now I am shaking and about to vomit.

    Best white man name for Swaye would be Jake. Can't get enough of Jake hawt talk on this board.

    What I want to know is if you're upgrading to a two-room teepee with the little one on the way, or maybe even springing for one of those long halls like they have at Tillicum Village?

    Can we assume the dinner menu for the wedding reception consists of various corn dishes, smoked salmon, and whale blubber?

    You forgot the peace pipes, I believe that’s an essential bowl for dinner as well.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,044
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    Also changed the title to better reflect what's happening in here.
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