Announcement for the Bored (I hate myself so I am getting married)

minion_doog

RaceBannon

GrundleStiltzkin

UW_Doog_Bot said:

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DeepDawg

Congrats on the sex

Pitchfork51

What's that I hear?

Free pub?

backthepack

PurpleThrobber said:

backthepack said:

Im going to wazzu on mom’s weekend to do some Cougar Hunting.

Dad's Weekend really brings out the co-ed revenge issues if you're looking for something to do in the Fall.

Will do

dnc

YellowSnow said:

Hope yer good at NTD, BB. Cause that's gonna be it for a while chief.

If not, you can always get some tips from K2.

https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/1139272792002744320

DerekJohnson

The toaster I bought you and your bride is NOT for warming your hands you dummy

dirtysouwfdawg

Swaye said:

backthepack said:

Fuck marriage sounds horrible.

Pretty sure we had a fight six months ago and this was the exact quote:



Really looking forward to the next 30 years together. She will probably shoot me.

I thoroughly enjoy some lead therapy.

But this is why we don’t own any guns.

FireCohen

Holy shite, I got S/O.

dirtysouwfdawg

minion_doog said:

Last ones the best. Prayers that she was on floor 5 or 6.

Swaye

DerekJohnson said:

The toaster I bought you and your bride is NOT for warming your hands you dummy

You are really going to be unhappy when you learn that I thought it was a hair dryer for your ass. That toaster will never be the same. Could say the same thing for my ass as well.

PurpleThrobber

Swaye said:

DerekJohnson said:

The toaster I bought you and your bride is NOT for warming your hands you dummy

You are really going to be unhappy when you learn that I thought it was a hair dryer for your ass. That toaster will never be the same. Could say the same thing for my ass as well.

Just be thankful he didn’t send you a waffle iron or a panini press.

Houhusky

I was always a big fan of redhead giant tits sink girl.... too bad...

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/44133/apple-cup-adventure-aka-fuck-thanksgiving-my-life-sucks/p1

Swaye

Houhusky said:

I was always a big fan of redhead giant tits sink girl.... too bad...

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/44133/apple-cup-adventure-aka-fuck-thanksgiving-my-life-sucks/p1

Easy cum, easy go.

minion_doog

dnc said:

YellowSnow said:

Hope yer good at NTD, BB. Cause that's gonna be it for a while chief.

If not, you can always get some tips from K2.

https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/1139272792002744320

Article comment: How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

whlinder

JFC just shut the board down

whlinder

Hmmm. July 13th. Country club. Hmmm. Prince William county IIRC.

Bull Run
RTJ
Dominion Valley
Stonewall
Heritage Hunt

My money is on Bull Run. See you there!

UW_Doog_Bot

whlinder said:

Hmmm. July 13th. Country club. Hmmm. Prince William county IIRC.

Bull Run
RTJ
Dominion Valley
Stonewall
Heritage Hunt

My money is on Bull Run. See you there!

It would be pretty good if I walked in with a duck at the moment they ask for objections. @Swaye has chosen to ignore the spirit warnings and is axing for it.

Swaye

whlinder said:

Hmmm. July 13th. Country club. Hmmm. Prince William county IIRC.

Bull Run
RTJ
Dominion Valley
Stonewall
Heritage Hunt

My money is on Bull Run. See you there!

Fuck. Wonder if we can get the deposit back and just do it at a bowling alley.