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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    Swaye said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Swaye said:

    Little Swaye better be a half-brain if you raised him wrong

    Do not find out the sex for like 8 more weeks, but if God has any kind of a sense of humor it will be a girl. I'll reach out to @Doog_de_Jour to find out how to make her a DWAG fan for life. If she will just drop the restraining order. Wedding present maybe?
    It would be peak irony if she turned into a tatted up slut someday.

    Worry bout u Swaye!
    The Great Spirit hates me. This is 100% my future. She will probably end up in the wam.
    Fixed
    hahahahahhahahahahaha
  • Fenderbender123
    Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,989
    Swaye said:

    Already been PMed and NO, none of you are invited to the wedding. Jesus. As if shit wasn't bad enough, imagine my new in-laws joy at getting to meet @CuntWaffle , @PurpleThrobber and @Rapeculturedawg .

    So in other words, you'll be hiding the Hardcore Husky part of your identity from your wife? I've seen a lot of romantic comedies, so I know how this is gonna play out.
  • Fenderbender123
    Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,989
    But seriously, congratulations. Not sure if anyone has asked yet, but can I come to your wedding?
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    Fuck marriage sounds horrible.

    It's actually pretty awesome if you pick the right person and you're ready for the commitment.
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    edited June 2019
    Swaye said:

    dnc said:

    Fuck marriage sounds horrible.

    It's actually pretty awesome if you pick the right person and you're ready for the commitment.
    It’s a no for me dawg
    I will live on through your dick (no homo). Please send pics. TIA
    Will do. I’m on a blonde binge atm
  • Rapeculturedawg
    Rapeculturedawg Member Posts: 899
    dnc said:

    Swaye said:

    Already been PMed and NO, none of you are invited to the wedding. Jesus. As if shit wasn't bad enough, imagine my new in-laws joy at getting to meet @CuntWaffle , @PurpleThrobber and @Rapeculturedawg .

    So in other words, you'll be hiding the Hardcore Husky part of your identity from your wife? I've seen a lot of romantic comedies, so I know how this is gonna play out.
    I tried to hide it, but a night of heavy drinking led to me showing my now wife some post on here i thought was real hilarious.. not realizing that my username was at the top of the screen... it was the first word to be read...
    And when she didn't leave you that's when you knew she was the one
    It was the true test.