Announcement for the Bored (I hate myself so I am getting married)

PurpleThrobber

Pitchfork51 said:

In the same bar I've been in since hanging out after work with the huge boobs accountant. Time to move

Cmon now. YKW.

89ute

Had to scroll back 10 pages to get back to this thread and finish reading it. No way I'm not getting in on this.

Congratulations @Swaye



There is no reason to stop at just one.

Swaye

89ute said:

Had to scroll back 10 pages to get back to this thread and finish reading it. No way I'm not getting in on this.

Congratulations @Swaye



There is no reason to stop at just one.

Wife or kid? With you I feel I need to ask.

89ute

Swaye said:

89ute said:

Had to scroll back 10 pages to get back to this thread and finish reading it. No way I'm not getting in on this.

Congratulations @Swaye



There is no reason to stop at just one.

Wife or kid? With you I feel I need to ask.

Wife - kids will happen and you'll probably not even know about it or be a part of it. Probably not much different than how life has been except for you're going to be confined to a small group of women, unless you go full Brigham 55.

dnc

Me reading this thread

GrundleStiltzkin

dnc said:

Me reading this thread

dnc

Holy shit how has this not been bumped.

So much gold in this thread.

Reread the whole thing, stat.

EsophagealFeces

I somehow missed this thread. I literally in tears. Best. Shit. Ever.

dnc

EsophagealFeces said:

I somehow missed this thread. I literally in tears. Best. Shit. Ever.

And that was before we had footage of the proposal

https://twitter.com/1daavi/status/1385566583402156034?s=21

Swaye

This is without a doubt one of the funniest threads in HH history.

TurdBomber

dnc said:

EsophagealFeces said:

I somehow missed this thread. I literally in tears. Best. Shit. Ever.

And that was before we had footage of the proposal

https://twitter.com/1daavi/status/1385566583402156034?s=21

But, but, but, wasn't the lady cop supposed to strip, too?

What a gyp.

Doog_de_Jour

dnc said:

EsophagealFeces said:

I somehow missed this thread. I literally in tears. Best. Shit. Ever.

And that was before we had footage of the proposal

https://twitter.com/1daavi/status/1385566583402156034?s=21

What.the.actual.fuck.



This has to be staged.

Doog_de_Jour

Also, this thread just reminded me how much I miss @DoogCourics and @UW_Doog_Bot. 😢

dnc

@Swaye recently held a kick ass presser to update us on how family life is going.

https://twitter.com/lizslayed/status/1389894412218535937?s=20

Pitchfork51

Lol I finally got a shout out

whlinder

whlinder said:

backthepack said:

whlinder said:

Those are Swaye’s people now.

And if Mrs Swaye has a wedding website then the competitive momming on FB isn’t far behind

Find the actual wedding thanks and pull up wedding crashers style.

I already listed the possible country clubs and made my call: Bull Run country club.

RTJ: think too exclusive. If Swaye is marrying into RTJ money then seriously the Indian life is the life to live
Dominion Valley has their clubhouse burn down and don’t think they’re rebuilt and able to handle weddings yet.
Stonewall is public so not nice enough
Heritage Hunt is full of old people and not really a wedding facility.

I don't think I ever asked if I got this right.

pawz

whlinder said:

whlinder said:

backthepack said:

whlinder said:

Those are Swaye’s people now.

And if Mrs Swaye has a wedding website then the competitive momming on FB isn’t far behind

Find the actual wedding thanks and pull up wedding crashers style.

I already listed the possible country clubs and made my call: Bull Run country club.

RTJ: think too exclusive. If Swaye is marrying into RTJ money then seriously the Indian life is the life to live
Dominion Valley has their clubhouse burn down and don’t think they’re rebuilt and able to handle weddings yet.
Stonewall is public so not nice enough
Heritage Hunt is full of old people and not really a wedding facility.

I don't think I ever asked if I got this right.

@Swaye

ANSWER THE QUESTION !!

Swaye

whlinder said:

whlinder said:

backthepack said:

whlinder said:

Those are Swaye’s people now.

And if Mrs Swaye has a wedding website then the competitive momming on FB isn’t far behind

Find the actual wedding thanks and pull up wedding crashers style.

I already listed the possible country clubs and made my call: Bull Run country club.

RTJ: think too exclusive. If Swaye is marrying into RTJ money then seriously the Indian life is the life to live
Dominion Valley has their clubhouse burn down and don’t think they’re rebuilt and able to handle weddings yet.
Stonewall is public so not nice enough
Heritage Hunt is full of old people and not really a wedding facility.

I don't think I ever asked if I got this right.

River Bend. Good guesses.

whlinder

Swaye said:

whlinder said:

whlinder said:

backthepack said:

whlinder said:

Those are Swaye’s people now.

And if Mrs Swaye has a wedding website then the competitive momming on FB isn’t far behind

Find the actual wedding thanks and pull up wedding crashers style.

I already listed the possible country clubs and made my call: Bull Run country club.

RTJ: think too exclusive. If Swaye is marrying into RTJ money then seriously the Indian life is the life to live
Dominion Valley has their clubhouse burn down and don’t think they’re rebuilt and able to handle weddings yet.
Stonewall is public so not nice enough
Heritage Hunt is full of old people and not really a wedding facility.

I don't think I ever asked if I got this right.

River Bend. Good guesses.

Fuck I did not anticipate the ceremony in Fairfax or Loudoun...
That's some high-end marrying you did. River Bend is the tits.

Swaye

whlinder said:

Swaye said:

whlinder said:

whlinder said:

backthepack said:

whlinder said:

Those are Swaye’s people now.

And if Mrs Swaye has a wedding website then the competitive momming on FB isn’t far behind

Find the actual wedding thanks and pull up wedding crashers style.

I already listed the possible country clubs and made my call: Bull Run country club.

RTJ: think too exclusive. If Swaye is marrying into RTJ money then seriously the Indian life is the life to live
Dominion Valley has their clubhouse burn down and don’t think they’re rebuilt and able to handle weddings yet.
Stonewall is public so not nice enough
Heritage Hunt is full of old people and not really a wedding facility.

I don't think I ever asked if I got this right.

River Bend. Good guesses.

Fuck I did not anticipate the ceremony in Fairfax or Loudoun...
That's some high-end marrying you did. River Bend is the tits.

Yes, I did some of my best work here.